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Just_a_loser
08/29/23 7:40:14 PM
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You can never be alone again for more than 1 minute.

You must always be in the physical presence of a human or any animal bigger than a mouse. Camera surveillance and insects do not count.

After a few seconds once you are alone, you begin hearing eerie voices and begin seeing shadows creep in all around you. They always advance on you at the same pace no matter if you are stationary or moving fast. 1 minute and they catch you.

The closer they get, the more you can see of their demonic appearances. If they catch you, they will begin sucking the life right out of your body, as well as consume your soul, and viciously break your body as well.

They will always come for you, even if you die of natural causes, because they have deemed that you belong to them.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/7/AAMcPJAAEy4b.jpg

But you can live out the rest of your life wealthy, and surround yourself with people and animals you trust to never leave you

What do, CE?

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CADE_FOSTER
08/29/23 7:42:35 PM
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whats the downside
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thronedfire2
08/29/23 7:42:36 PM
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I can afford a lifetime of rats to live in my pockets

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bfslick50
08/29/23 7:42:41 PM
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Id rather take a vow of poverty

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Anony1125
08/29/23 7:43:05 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
They will always come for you, even if you die of natural causes, because they have deemed that you belong to them.
Take the money and go off by myself. Finally someone/something that wants me.

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Nemu
08/29/23 7:46:37 PM
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Sure, seems easy enough with that amount of money. It'd be more challenging if you put it at like two million.
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Robot2600
08/29/23 7:48:40 PM
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pass. sounds spoopy.

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mach25687
08/29/23 7:49:01 PM
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Bitch I have dogs that are none stop around me, this shit is a cakewalk.

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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 7:51:44 PM
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Ok so like what happens on my bike ride to work, which is much more than 1m?

Do people start crowding me or something?

When I'm at home I've always got my catbud. He makes sure to never leave me alone on principle cuz he knows I'll do something harmful if he's not there.

But like... It takes a bit to get to work. Do I need to get one of those cat backpacks?

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Gamingsince1989
08/29/23 7:52:31 PM
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This depends on how close in proximity people/animals need to be to you. Like is being in the same house good enough or do they always need to be in the same room as you. If the former, you could easily hire live-in butlers/maids and a chauffeur to drive you everywhere with that kind of money.
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BloodMoon7
08/29/23 7:54:29 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...


The closer they get, the more you can see of their demonic appearances. If they catch you, they will begin sucking the life right out of your body, as well as consume your soul, and viciously break your body as well.

So basically people.

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thronedfire2
08/29/23 7:55:43 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
Ok so like what happens on my bike ride to work, which is much more than 1m?

Do people start crowding me or something?

When I'm at home I've always got my catbud. He makes sure to never leave me alone on principle cuz he knows I'll do something harmful if he's not there.

But like... It takes a bit to get to work. Do I need to get one of those cat backpacks?

it says animals too. you literally just live with a rat(or preferably 2) in your pocket forever

I'd pick cats but you can't guarantee their distance

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Just_a_loser
08/29/23 8:32:38 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
Ok so like what happens on my bike ride to work, which is much more than 1m?

Do people start crowding me or something?

When I'm at home I've always got my catbud. He makes sure to never leave me alone on principle cuz he knows I'll do something harmful if he's not there.

But like... It takes a bit to get to work. Do I need to get one of those cat backpacks?

Waxitron_Gazer posted...
Ok so like what happens on my bike ride to work, which is much more than 1m?

Do people start crowding me or something?

When I'm at home I've always got my catbud. He makes sure to never leave me alone on principle cuz he knows I'll do something harmful if he's not there.

But like... It takes a bit to get to work. Do I need to get one of those cat backpacks?
If you are on busy roads you should be OK, if other cars see you.

Dunno why youd want to keep going to work when you are nearly a billionaire, though.

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Trumble
08/29/23 8:33:37 PM
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I have cockatiels, and with that much money and free time, I'd have no reason not to get more cockatiels (which are bigger than mice).

Only difficult part would be driving, but with that much money I can just hire someone to sit in the car with me. Or just take one of the cockatiels.

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Just_a_loser
08/29/23 8:34:26 PM
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Gamingsince1989 posted...
This depends on how close in proximity people/animals need to be to you. Like is being in the same house good enough or do they always need to be in the same room as you. If the former, you could easily hire live-in butlers/maids and a chauffeur to drive you everywhere with that kind of money.
Same room, within view.

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Just_a_loser
08/29/23 8:34:59 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

You're fucked. You have to be able to trust them to not leave you.

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thisworld
08/29/23 9:01:26 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
They will always come for you, even if you die of natural causes, because they have deemed that you belong to them.

Dang so the shadows will always win?

Can I keep them away using animal even after I die TC? If yes then I choose sea sponges as my eternal guardian. It's animal, definitely larger than a mouse, has several thousand years lifespan and most importantly, can't run away.
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pikakaeru
08/29/23 9:02:55 PM
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Not worth it.

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cjsdowg
08/29/23 9:09:27 PM
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I was going to say yes.. but no not at all. Like I would say something like I could just keep one of my turtles with me. But I could not level it any where for a min. Naw.

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YugiNoob
08/29/23 9:10:26 PM
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You didnt say they had to be alive

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MEGAsoldier
08/29/23 9:12:17 PM
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Yeah i would just pull a Ron Stoppable with a lil rat who lives in my cargo pants
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cjsdowg
08/29/23 9:14:52 PM
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MEGAsoldier posted...
Yeah i would just pull a Ron Stoppable with a lil rat who lives in my cargo pants

Make sure you get a naked mole rat and not a rat. Rats are horrible animals, and mole rats live longer.

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Just_a_loser
08/29/23 9:20:14 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
You didnt say they had to be alive
...I didn't realize I needed to. But yes, it needs to be alive. The moment your only company dies or runs off, your protection ends.

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DrizztLink
08/29/23 9:21:08 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Rats are horrible animals
They absolutely are not.

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Just_a_loser
08/29/23 9:22:56 PM
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thisworld posted...
Dang so the shadows will always win?

Can I keep them away using animal even after I die TC? If yes then I choose sea sponges as my eternal guardian. It's animal, definitely larger than a mouse, has several thousand years lifespan and most importantly, can't run away.
I'd figure once your spirit leaves your body they track you on a different plain. They may not get your body but there is no escape for your immortal soul.

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TetsuoS2
08/29/23 9:28:44 PM
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nah, not worth the trouble, 1 minute is way too fast. nice activities like baths and showering etc, becomes a chore where you have to make sure you're in sight of something.

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OudeGeuze
08/29/23 9:30:49 PM
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line the walls of your house with rats

gg2ez

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Tora_Sami
08/29/23 9:31:54 PM
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Hell no, I would live a life of fear and they still get me when I die. Fuck that.

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MC_BatCommander
08/29/23 9:32:00 PM
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mach25687 posted...
Bitch I have dogs that are none stop around me, this shit is a cakewalk.

Yeah I have two Boston Terriers, I haven't been truly by myself in years lol

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mystic_belmont
08/29/23 9:42:40 PM
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Keep an animal with me at all times, got it.

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cjsdowg
08/29/23 9:48:47 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
They absolutely are not.

They would eat each other if they are trapped. And this is like just in few seconds. It not like the last ditch effort. Its like wham.

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xlr_big-coop
08/29/23 9:52:12 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
whats the downside
This. It actually sounds rad as all fuck.

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thisworld
08/29/23 10:04:32 PM
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xlr_big-coop posted...
CADE_FOSTER posted...
whats the downside
This. It actually sounds rad as all fuck.

Umm... this is the downside and now I wonder how many people actually read that part

Just_a_loser posted...
They will always come for you, even if you die of natural causes, because they have deemed that you belong to them.

I'd figure once your spirit leaves your body they track you on a different plain. They may not get your body but there is no escape for your immortal soul.

Well there goes my plan to defeat them using sea sponges in aquarium. Haha.. no deal TC
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