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Verdekal
08/27/23 10:10:47 PM
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She shouts out "Yo, champ in the making!"

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Philip027
08/27/23 10:11:54 PM
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You weren't kidding about her being perfect, I see.
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JKwaffle
08/31/23 12:54:27 AM
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Philip027 posted...
You weren't kidding about her being perfect, I see.


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KnightofShikari
08/31/23 12:55:46 AM
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even my home "gym"?

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electricbugs2
08/31/23 12:59:43 AM
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Sounds fucking badass tbqh.

No downside.

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Tyranthraxus
08/31/23 1:02:20 AM
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I change my gym membership to one that has a revolving door

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Blue_Inigo
08/31/23 1:02:45 AM
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Philip027 posted...
You weren't kidding about her being perfect, I see.


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bigtiggie23
08/31/23 2:18:50 AM
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She also has to carry a boom box that plays "You're the Best Around" from Karate Kid as I walk in.

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dioxxys
08/31/23 2:19:22 AM
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I think I'd rather she farted
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