Current Events > The human brain does NOT float in semen

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Kloe_Rinz
08/24/23 5:54:50 PM
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Corbenik posted...
can people really not go 2 weeks without touching their peepee?
Deeding is healthy, so why bother shaming people for doing it? Its better to shame people supporting the no deed culture
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Lordgold666
08/24/23 7:18:15 PM
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The more you know

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apocalyptic_4
08/24/23 8:11:03 PM
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Maybe if I believe my seed can control my mind. I'll live forever!

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Lil_Bit83
08/25/23 12:12:51 AM
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BewmHedshot posted...
I think the "logic" is that if you don't bate you'll store up your powers and be super attractive to women because they can smell the jizz trying to get out and blast their wombs full of babies.

Or something.
Um what?

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Silver_Ogre
08/25/23 12:18:04 AM
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NoFap and the whole interconnected web of broscience is a disgrace.
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Poorly
08/25/23 12:24:32 AM
#56:


Smashingpmkns posted...
It's called "giving brain" cuz all the brain semen is being released
Dopamine

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BB_mofo
08/25/23 12:26:54 AM
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I too have seen that episode of Seinfeld.

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GranQroppoop
08/25/23 12:53:01 AM
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CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
How long until they start ingesting semen themselves to be STRONG and healthy.

Simbari people / Sambia tribe if you want to know more about a group that believes that.

As for the topic, the longer you go without a release the more semen in your prostate. The more semen in your prostate the stronger signal it sends to the brain to be evacuated. Which instead of consultating a medical journal the twitter subject decided to just come up with their own idea of what it is.

Brain doesn't float in semen, but a person might feel like it's floating from the chemical signals getting stronger over time.

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Bubcus93
08/25/23 1:24:55 AM
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...Woudn't that mean sluts are like the smartest people alive?
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Tyranthraxus
08/25/23 2:02:36 AM
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Bubcus93 posted...
...Woudn't that mean sluts are like the smartest people alive?
No women are turbo dumb they have no semen at all brain is completely dried out

/s because poes law

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EzeDoesIt
08/25/23 3:16:31 AM
#61:


GranQroppoop posted...
Simbari people / Sambia tribe if you want to know more about a group that believes that.

As for the topic, the longer you go without a release the more semen in your prostate. The more semen in your prostate the stronger signal it sends to the brain to be evacuated. Which instead of consultating a medical journal the twitter subject decided to just come up with their own idea of what it is.

Brain doesn't float in semen, but a person might feel like it's floating from the chemical signals getting stronger over time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wODxPdYYSq31C


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Kradek
08/25/23 3:22:38 AM
#62:


CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
How long until they start ingesting semen themselves to be STRONG and healthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ZNVAnnXIc

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COVxy
08/25/23 3:00:09 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/3/AAZt-XAAEyIj.jpg

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Questionmarktarius
08/25/23 3:01:18 PM
#64:


Corbenik posted...
can people really not go 2 weeks without touching their peepee?
That's a good way for piss to end up everywhere.
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Kradek
08/25/23 3:19:00 PM
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COVxy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/3/AAZt-XAAEyIj.jpg

That added context is 10/10 lmao

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Vicious_Dios
08/27/23 9:41:47 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/5/AANub5AAEtRz.jpg

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