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Smashingpmkns
08/24/23 4:32:33 PM
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https://twitter.com/xkingswillrise/status/1644810884764631040

At least mine for sure doesn't and community notes verified.

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hereforemnant
08/24/23 4:33:28 PM
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Holy shit I can't even believe morons are talking about semen retention moving around in their bodies LMAO

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VGAddict90
08/24/23 4:34:21 PM
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I'm sorry, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
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SimulationSwarm
08/24/23 4:35:01 PM
#4:


what even is this semen retention fad people talk about

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Jagr_68
08/24/23 4:35:04 PM
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Is this some sort of incel cult?

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COVxy
08/24/23 4:35:19 PM
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Some do. Like the one in my closet...

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Bass
08/24/23 4:35:55 PM
#7:


So that's what happens if you swallow!

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modena
08/24/23 4:36:02 PM
#8:


What the fu.....actually nevermind.

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boxoto
08/24/23 4:37:01 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/5/AAS_qZAAEx83.jpg

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MarcoRubio
08/24/23 4:37:13 PM
#10:


Jfc this is too odd, even for me

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apocalyptic_4
08/24/23 4:37:58 PM
#12:


Lmao

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LordMarshal
08/24/23 4:39:17 PM
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Then your mother is a genius.

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Smashingpmkns
08/24/23 4:39:30 PM
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It's called "giving brain" cuz all the brain semen is being released

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COVxy
08/24/23 4:39:45 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


There's some chance it would have been detectable here:
http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess/

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wackyteen
08/24/23 4:39:49 PM
#16:


The nofap is evolving

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Thewinner14
08/24/23 4:41:02 PM
#17:


This is some /b/ level stuff
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Trumpo
08/24/23 4:42:33 PM
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nofap sub be weird like that

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CE_gonna_CE
08/24/23 4:43:16 PM
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Pee still does come from the balls though tbh

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Kaiganeer
08/24/23 4:44:06 PM
#20:


the human brain is semen
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Turbam
08/24/23 4:44:34 PM
#21:


That explains everything

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CARRRNE_ASADA
08/24/23 4:46:01 PM
#22:


How long until they start ingesting semen themselves to be STRONG and healthy.

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Homeless_Waifu
08/24/23 4:49:27 PM
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List of things that make you say "does it really matter?"

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MedeaLysistrata
08/24/23 4:50:15 PM
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semen goes to the brain because the brain has the most connecs

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Crimsoness
08/24/23 4:50:28 PM
#25:


Now I can't call people jizz for brains

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Dreepapult
08/24/23 4:52:03 PM
#26:


So when you get a headache is that just because your brain is low on semen?

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BewmHedshot
08/24/23 4:53:23 PM
#27:


SimulationSwarm posted...
what even is this semen retention fad people talk about
I think the "logic" is that if you don't bate you'll store up your powers and be super attractive to women because they can smell the jizz trying to get out and blast their wombs full of babies.

Or something.
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Kloe_Rinz
08/24/23 4:53:29 PM
#28:


When you think about it is the human body not just a giant sperm
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brestugo
08/24/23 4:54:18 PM
#29:


Sounds like more no fap bullshit.

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Garabandal
08/24/23 4:55:38 PM
#30:


Reminder that nofap is a cult started by a (thankfully dead) batshit crazy "psychologist" who wanted to use societal concerns about Internet porn and addiction to fearmonger and demonize any kind of sexuality that didn't vibe with his extremely heteronormative and puritanical beliefs.

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action52
08/24/23 5:01:25 PM
#31:


Ah, the brain is floating in semen... Makes perfect sense. This explains why men are more intelligent than women!

...to incels and other misogynistic morons who actually believe this horseshit.

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The_Korey
08/24/23 5:12:10 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
The human brain does NOT float in CEmen

This explains the quality of posts, here.

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Kurt_Russel
08/24/23 5:14:48 PM
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https://imgur.com/a/pVzwkHk

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ScazarMeltex
08/24/23 5:15:30 PM
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These people are very fucking stupid.

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Ivynn
08/24/23 5:18:24 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/3/AAZaD9AADyNT.jpg

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littlebro07
08/24/23 5:20:47 PM
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Jokes on them, the semen superpowers only activate when exposed to oxygen and saliva so the only way to get them is to drink your own jizz

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Lil_Bit83
08/24/23 5:22:07 PM
#38:


Well that's certainly a sentence.

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Jiek_Fafn
08/24/23 5:27:07 PM
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Idk, man
I had an uncle that worked with a guy at Nintendo that got semen in his brain and he died. The doctors said the sperm attempted to impregnate his brain cells and fucking killed them instead because they can't get pregnant. They were just punching holes in them.

I'd rather be safe than sorry

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VerisimiIitude
08/24/23 5:34:35 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/0/AAQ2okAAEx9a.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
08/24/23 5:40:42 PM
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Wow all this time I've been getting uncomfortable lumbar punctures when I could have just jerked off? Doctors are such scam artists.

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voldothegr8
08/24/23 5:44:32 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/1/AADdfsAADuOH.png

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ThyCorndog
08/24/23 5:46:05 PM
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I respect the creativity of the thought even if it's one of the most batshit ideas I've ever heard (actually, that's probably connected)

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Corbenik
08/24/23 5:46:19 PM
#45:


can people really not go 2 weeks without touching their peepee?

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EzeDoesIt
08/24/23 5:47:23 PM
#46:


Challenge very much accepted. With extreme prejudice.

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Freddie_Mercury
08/24/23 5:51:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/1/AAcjXVAAEjjt.jpg

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wanderingshade
08/24/23 5:51:48 PM
#48:


Garabandal posted...
Reminder that nofap is a cult started by a (thankfully dead) batshit crazy "psychologist" who wanted to use societal concerns about Internet porn and addiction to fearmonger and demonize any kind of sexuality that didn't vibe with his extremely heteronormative and puritanical beliefs.

Sounds kind of like Kellogg and his goofy ass bran cereal idea.

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HudGard
08/24/23 5:52:09 PM
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Gives the brain in the jar thought experiment a whole new meaning

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brestugo
08/24/23 5:52:22 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
Sounds kind of like Kellogg and his goofy ass bran cereal idea.

I was thinking the same.

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