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Smashingpmkns 08/24/23 4:32:33 PM #1: |
https://twitter.com/xkingswillrise/status/1644810884764631040
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hereforemnant 08/24/23 4:33:28 PM #2: |
Holy shit I can't even believe morons are talking about semen retention moving around in their bodies LMAO
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VGAddict90 08/24/23 4:34:21 PM #3: |
I'm sorry, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SimulationSwarm 08/24/23 4:35:01 PM #4: |
what even is this semen retention fad people talk about
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Jagr_68 08/24/23 4:35:04 PM #5: |
Is this some sort of incel cult?
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COVxy 08/24/23 4:35:19 PM #6: |
Some do. Like the one in my closet...
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Bass 08/24/23 4:35:55 PM #7: |
So that's what happens if you swallow!
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modena 08/24/23 4:36:02 PM #8: |
What the fu.....actually nevermind.
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boxoto 08/24/23 4:37:01 PM #9: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/5/AAS_qZAAEx83.jpg
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MarcoRubio 08/24/23 4:37:13 PM #10: |
Jfc this is too odd, even for me
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apocalyptic_4 08/24/23 4:37:58 PM #12: |
Lmao
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LordMarshal 08/24/23 4:39:17 PM #13: |
Then your mother is a genius.
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Smashingpmkns 08/24/23 4:39:30 PM #14: |
It's called "giving brain" cuz all the brain semen is being released
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COVxy 08/24/23 4:39:45 PM #15: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]
There's some chance it would have been detectable here: http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess/ --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 08/24/23 4:39:49 PM #16: |
The nofap is evolving
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Thewinner14 08/24/23 4:41:02 PM #17: |
This is some /b/ level stuff ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumpo 08/24/23 4:42:33 PM #18: |
nofap sub be weird like that
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CE_gonna_CE 08/24/23 4:43:16 PM #19: |
Pee still does come from the balls though tbh
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Kaiganeer 08/24/23 4:44:06 PM #20: |
the human brain is semen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 08/24/23 4:44:34 PM #21: |
That explains everything
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CARRRNE_ASADA 08/24/23 4:46:01 PM #22: |
How long until they start ingesting semen themselves to be STRONG and healthy.
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Homeless_Waifu 08/24/23 4:49:27 PM #23: |
List of things that make you say "does it really matter?"
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MedeaLysistrata 08/24/23 4:50:15 PM #24: |
semen goes to the brain because the brain has the most connecs
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Crimsoness 08/24/23 4:50:28 PM #25: |
Now I can't call people jizz for brains
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Dreepapult 08/24/23 4:52:03 PM #26: |
So when you get a headache is that just because your brain is low on semen?
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BewmHedshot 08/24/23 4:53:23 PM #27: |
SimulationSwarm posted... what even is this semen retention fad people talk aboutI think the "logic" is that if you don't bate you'll store up your powers and be super attractive to women because they can smell the jizz trying to get out and blast their wombs full of babies. Or something. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 08/24/23 4:53:29 PM #28: |
When you think about it is the human body not just a giant sperm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 08/24/23 4:54:18 PM #29: |
Sounds like more no fap bullshit.
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Garabandal 08/24/23 4:55:38 PM #30: |
Reminder that nofap is a cult started by a (thankfully dead) batshit crazy "psychologist" who wanted to use societal concerns about Internet porn and addiction to fearmonger and demonize any kind of sexuality that didn't vibe with his extremely heteronormative and puritanical beliefs.
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action52 08/24/23 5:01:25 PM #31: |
Ah, the brain is floating in semen... Makes perfect sense. This explains why men are more intelligent than women!
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The_Korey 08/24/23 5:12:10 PM #33: |
Smashingpmkns posted...
The human brain does NOT float in CEmen This explains the quality of posts, here. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png | https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png | https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kurt_Russel 08/24/23 5:14:48 PM #34: |
https://imgur.com/a/pVzwkHk
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ScazarMeltex 08/24/23 5:15:30 PM #35: |
These people are very fucking stupid.
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Ivynn 08/24/23 5:18:24 PM #36: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/3/AAZaD9AADyNT.jpg
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littlebro07 08/24/23 5:20:47 PM #37: |
Jokes on them, the semen superpowers only activate when exposed to oxygen and saliva so the only way to get them is to drink your own jizz
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Lil_Bit83 08/24/23 5:22:07 PM #38: |
Well that's certainly a sentence.
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Jiek_Fafn 08/24/23 5:27:07 PM #40: |
Idk, man
I had an uncle that worked with a guy at Nintendo that got semen in his brain and he died. The doctors said the sperm attempted to impregnate his brain cells and fucking killed them instead because they can't get pregnant. They were just punching holes in them. I'd rather be safe than sorry --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VerisimiIitude 08/24/23 5:34:35 PM #41: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/0/AAQ2okAAEx9a.jpg
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Tyranthraxus 08/24/23 5:40:42 PM #42: |
Wow all this time I've been getting uncomfortable lumbar punctures when I could have just jerked off? Doctors are such scam artists.
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voldothegr8 08/24/23 5:44:32 PM #43: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/1/AADdfsAADuOH.png
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ThyCorndog 08/24/23 5:46:05 PM #44: |
I respect the creativity of the thought even if it's one of the most batshit ideas I've ever heard (actually, that's probably connected)
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Corbenik 08/24/23 5:46:19 PM #45: |
can people really not go 2 weeks without touching their peepee?
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EzeDoesIt 08/24/23 5:47:23 PM #46: |
Challenge very much accepted. With extreme prejudice.
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Freddie_Mercury 08/24/23 5:51:18 PM #47: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/1/AAcjXVAAEjjt.jpg
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wanderingshade 08/24/23 5:51:48 PM #48: |
Garabandal posted...
Reminder that nofap is a cult started by a (thankfully dead) batshit crazy "psychologist" who wanted to use societal concerns about Internet porn and addiction to fearmonger and demonize any kind of sexuality that didn't vibe with his extremely heteronormative and puritanical beliefs. Sounds kind of like Kellogg and his goofy ass bran cereal idea. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HudGard 08/24/23 5:52:09 PM #49: |
Gives the brain in the jar thought experiment a whole new meaning
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brestugo 08/24/23 5:52:22 PM #50: |
wanderingshade posted...
Sounds kind of like Kellogg and his goofy ass bran cereal idea. I was thinking the same. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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