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BigMeatyClaws
08/14/23 2:42:32 AM
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was he clapping gorilla cheeks before?

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haloiscoolisbak
08/14/23 2:43:29 AM
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Good question

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TendoDRM
08/14/23 2:43:48 AM
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It's a good question we don't need the answer to.

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MICHALECOLE
08/14/23 2:43:54 AM
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Would you have clapped gorilla cheeks if you were Tarzan in that situation?
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nocturnal_traveler
08/14/23 2:44:33 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
It's a good question we don't need the answer to.


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Gobstoppers12
08/14/23 2:44:39 AM
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Animated Tarzan had an elephant friend, too. Don't forget that.

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boxoto
08/14/23 2:46:23 AM
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there are some stories where he has some relationship with some tribes, iirc

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BigMeatyClaws
08/14/23 2:47:29 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
It's a good question we don't need the answer to.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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Ricemills
08/14/23 2:47:36 AM
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Considering he didn't even have sexual arousal when he met Jane, I doubt he even can get it hard.

Also in the original book he got cucked and went back to the forest.

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sfcalimari
08/14/23 2:47:55 AM
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Cheetah knows

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Kimbos_Egg
08/14/23 2:50:53 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Would you have clapped gorilla cheeks if you were Tarzan in that situation?

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Gobstoppers12
08/14/23 2:51:02 AM
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Ricemills posted...
Also in the original book
Nobody cares about the original book.

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spikethedevil
08/14/23 4:39:51 AM
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Ricemills posted...
Considering he didn't even have sexual arousal when he met Jane, I doubt he even can get it hard.

Also in the original book he got cucked and went back to the forest.

They end up marrying and having a son in the books. @Ricemills

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Ricemills
08/14/23 4:56:31 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
They end up marrying and having a son in the books. @Ricemills

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_of_the_Apes

Ultimately, Tarzan travels to find Jane in Wisconsin, USA where he rescues her from a fire. Tarzan learns the bitter news that she has become engaged to William Clayton. Meanwhile, clues from his parents' cabin have enabled D'Arnot to prove Tarzan's true identity as John Clayton II, the Earl of Greystoke. Instead of reclaiming his inheritance from William, Tarzan chooses rather to conceal and renounce his heritage for the sake of Jane's happiness.[4]

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Bandit_Keith
08/14/23 5:01:12 AM
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Ricemills posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_of_the_Apes

Ultimately, Tarzan travels to find Jane in Wisconsin, USA where he rescues her from a fire. Tarzan learns the bitter news that she has become engaged to William Clayton. Meanwhile, clues from his parents' cabin have enabled D'Arnot to prove Tarzan's true identity as John Clayton II, the Earl of Greystoke. Instead of reclaiming his inheritance from William, Tarzan chooses rather to conceal and renounce his heritage for the sake of Jane's happiness.[4]
But, he said books. Not book singular. The very next book he married Jane.

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SomeLikeItHoth
08/14/23 5:01:39 AM
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Ricemills posted...
Tarzan learns the bitter news that she has become engaged to William Clayton.
Not Clayton...eeh eeh ooh ooh ah... not Clayton!

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Ricemills
08/14/23 5:03:42 AM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
But, he said books. Not book singular. The very next book he married Jane.

If that's how you wanted to play, then check my original post too.

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DeadBankerDream
08/14/23 5:04:07 AM
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I assume gorillas dont care about incest.

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Bandit_Keith
08/14/23 5:07:11 AM
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Ricemills posted...
If that's how you wanted to play, then check my original post too.
I saw your original post. That doesn't negate his, nor does his negate yours. You mentioned one, he mentioned more.

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Ricemills
08/14/23 5:09:01 AM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
I saw your original post. That doesn't negate his, nor does his negate yours. You mentioned one, he mentioned more.

So you mean your post is pointless.

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rexcrk
08/14/23 5:09:12 AM
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BigMeatyClaws posted...
was he clapping gorilla cheeks before?
Ive seen that meme too

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Ratchetrockon
08/14/23 5:10:19 AM
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He prob was

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Bandit_Keith
08/14/23 5:12:40 AM
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Ricemills posted...
So you mean your post is pointless.
No.

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/14/23 5:18:25 AM
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there's some things in life i would rather not know...

this is certainly one of them!
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spikethedevil
08/14/23 5:19:05 AM
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Ricemills posted...
So you mean your post is pointless.

Dude take the L. Also cucked doesnt mean what you yhink it means.

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_____Cait
08/14/23 5:20:43 AM
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Considering most of the gorillas looked at him like a freak, i doubt it.

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Ricemills
08/14/23 5:21:22 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Dude take the L. Also cucked doesnt mean what you yhink it means.

Lmao.
The audacity of this guy. Can't even prove I'm wrong and still try to claim a "win'.
It's cringy enough that he thinks about winning or losing.

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spikethedevil
08/14/23 5:26:39 AM
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_(book_series)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_Tarzan

Return of Tarzan now sit back down and STFU.

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Gobstoppers12
08/14/23 5:27:05 AM
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Ricemills posted...
cringy
Bruh please shut the fuck up

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Ricemills
08/14/23 5:57:23 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Return of Tarzan now sit back down and STFU.

Or what? You gonna make me, mr internet tough guy?
Reread fucking this and stuff your pie hole.

Ricemills posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_of_the_Apes

Ultimately, Tarzan travels to find Jane in Wisconsin, USA where he rescues her from a fire. Tarzan learns the bitter news that she has become engaged to William Clayton. Meanwhile, clues from his parents' cabin have enabled D'Arnot to prove Tarzan's true identity as John Clayton II, the Earl of Greystoke. Instead of reclaiming his inheritance from William, Tarzan chooses rather to conceal and renounce his heritage for the sake of Jane's happiness.[4]


Ricemills posted...
Also in the original book he got cucked and went back to the forest.


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DeadBankerDream
08/14/23 6:01:49 AM
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Lol engaging with spike

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Hornezz
08/14/23 6:05:40 AM
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Tarzan giving 'dicks out for Harambe' a whole different meaning

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AceMos
08/14/23 7:25:23 AM
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reminder tarzan is a racist IP

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rexcrk
08/14/23 7:38:24 AM
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AceMos posted...
reminder tarzan is a racist IP
What do you honestly get out of posting something like this?

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voldothegr8
08/14/23 7:55:14 AM
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BigMeatyClaws posted...
was he clapping gorilla cheeks before?
Def

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asdf8562
08/14/23 8:08:07 AM
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Going with yes only because how horny he was looking at the first human woman he ever saw.
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Irony
08/14/23 8:10:09 AM
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Not Clayton!

@##$%

Not Clayton!

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