Current Events > 2024 US Presidential Election Prediction: Lily Orchard (D) v. Joshua Burner (R)

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Another_Voice
07/26/23 6:11:51 PM
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In the upcoming 2024 election, the Democrats are going to nominate Lily Orchard, and the Republicans will run Joshua Burner.

Joshua Burner (aka "Josh Scorcher") is a popular YouTube personality. He is a right-wing Christian military veteran, gamer, and self-admitted brony, who is married with kids. He's the antithesis of cringe political grandstanding, and is a true American.

Lily Orchard is a political Instagram influencer whose entire presence online was created by farming a bunch of drama. She constantly attacks her online rivals as being evil conspiracy theorists, and often advocates for violence against them. She also attacks her own supporters when she deems them too sympathetic to her opponents, and even once had an infamous on-air shouting match with Tucker Carlson before storming off the set. In her personal life, she has left a trail of broken friendships due to her toxic outbursts. She has been widely disliked in virtually every community she has been in because of her extreme authoritarian tendencies and generally fringe opinions. There is also evidence that she wrote several extremely graphic fanfiction stories about various politicians.

Lily Orchard was friends with Joshua Burner a long time ago (back when she was much less politically active), but Burner cut it off due to Orchard slowly becoming more paranoid about him. Orchard proceeded to whine about Burner being evil and sexist for months on end.

I believe that a Presidential election between these two is honestly going to result in Joshua Burner winning all 50 states, and Lily Orchard only winning Washington D.C. Burner is your typical center-right politician who is charismatic and likeable with clear values. Orchard has just had so much baggage lately that she appeals to nobody except for what's left of her online subscribers. She is generally regarded as someone who probably shouldn't be trusted with power. Burner is able to turn out the Republican base and sway independents, with many Democrats potentially flipping to either Burner or a third-party candidate en masse. Upon losing, Orchard will likely once again go back to creating Instagram posts wishing death upon Josh Burner.

Who do you all think would win this election?
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BunkerBoy
07/26/23 6:20:04 PM
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Weird topic
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Irony
07/26/23 6:21:24 PM
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Go back to purg

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Doom_Art
07/26/23 6:28:48 PM
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Guys I think TC might be biased

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BunkerBoy
07/26/23 7:49:43 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Guys I think TC might be biased
TC is that ryugigas guy who believed the election was stolen and since Trump lost has been spamming chatgpt written shit
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hockeybub89
07/26/23 7:52:02 PM
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Another_Voice posted...
Joshua Burner (aka "Josh Scorcher") is a popular YouTube personality. He is a right-wing Christian military veteran, gamer, and self-admitted brony,

Another_Voice posted...
He's the antithesis of cringe political grandstanding, and is a true American

Yeah idk chief

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Another_Voice
07/27/23 6:35:35 AM
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Irony posted...
Go back to purg

This is exactly the kind of behavior expected from an Orchard supporter. I tried to present the facts in an unbiased manner, but we've got people trying to derail the topic.
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Zikten
07/27/23 6:39:50 AM
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Boomers are not going to vote for a Brony
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FL81
07/27/23 11:57:36 PM
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who and who

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Solar_Crimson
07/28/23 12:00:37 AM
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BunkerBoy posted...
TC is that ryugigas guy who believed the election was stolen and since Trump lost has been spamming chatgpt written shit
That explains a lot.

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wackyteen
07/28/23 12:01:56 AM
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Any given CEman has a better chance of being elected President than this matchup... ever happening

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DrizztLink
07/28/23 12:03:29 AM
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Well.

That account's a write-off.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
07/28/23 12:34:32 AM
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I didn't miss these topics while you were gone

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FortuneCookie
07/28/23 12:45:53 AM
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Another_Voice posted...
Joshua Burner (aka "Josh Scorcher") is a popular YouTube personality. He is a right-wing Christian military veteran, gamer, and self-admitted brony, who is married with kids. He's the antithesis of cringe political grandstanding, and is a true American.

Okay, but who is his Best Pony?
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McMarbles
07/28/23 8:49:36 AM
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Whose alt is this?

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Another_Voice
07/28/23 11:44:50 AM
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wackyteen posted...
Any given CEman has a better chance of being elected President than this matchup... ever happening

You'll be proven wrong, just wait and see.
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Resident_Hill
07/28/23 12:21:04 PM
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FL81 posted...
who and who


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Kradek
07/28/23 12:26:18 PM
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Nobody gives a fuck about these people outside of their viewers.

I've heard of neither before your thread and it's clear you just personally want this Burner dude to win, so this thread is nothing more than you saying you wish he becomes POTUS.

The fact you dated it for 2024 is the most ridiculous part lmao


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Another_Voice
07/28/23 4:34:59 PM
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Kradek posted...
Nobody gives a fuck about these people outside of their viewers.

I've heard of neither before your thread and it's clear you just personally want this Burner dude to win, so this thread is nothing more than you saying you wish he becomes POTUS.

The fact you dated it for 2024 is the most ridiculous part lmao

Listen dude, it's not my fault you live under a rock and don't know who the top politicians in the country are or who is most likely to be nominated for an upcoming election. Not to mention, I'm pretty sure everyone in this topic would agree that I'm much more qualified to make that kind of call than you are.
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BunkerBoy
07/28/23 10:24:33 PM
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Another_Voice posted...
I'm pretty sure everyone in this topic would agree that I'm much more qualified to make that kind of call than you are.
Nope, you're barely qualified to clean dog crap off a sidewalk
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Another_Voice
07/28/23 11:35:15 PM
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BunkerBoy posted...
Nope, you're barely qualified to clean dog crap off a sidewalk

Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm just not really interested in hearing what I'm qualified to do, coming from someone at your level of income. No offense, but at your current salary, do you really think you should be talking about other people's credentials?

Again, I mean no disrespect, but think about this analogy: Would a really fit guy with a six pack ever care what an obese person thinks about his workout or diet? I mean, it kind of has the same effect when someone like you tries to judge others on professional qualifications.
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--Zero-
07/29/23 12:01:23 AM
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Didnt tc make a topic about how they do drugs in the past? I think TC is on drugs again.

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Another_Voice
07/29/23 10:34:15 AM
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--Zero- posted...
Didnt tc make a topic about how they do drugs in the past? I think TC is on drugs again.

That's been debunked several times already.
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toreysback
07/29/23 11:03:25 AM
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they aren't even running

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--Zero-
07/29/23 11:23:52 AM
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Another_Voice posted...
That's been debunked several times already.

You admitted to smoking meth.

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NeonTentacles
07/29/23 11:24:30 AM
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Literally who and literally who?

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Heineken14
07/29/23 11:27:00 AM
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Kradek posted...
Nobody gives a fuck about these people outside of their viewers.

I've heard of neither before your thread and it's clear you just personally want this Burner dude to win, so this thread is nothing more than you saying you wish he becomes POTUS.

The fact you dated it for 2024 is the most ridiculous part lmao



Wait, these people are REAL? I thought it was just weird ass right wing fan fiction. lol

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TomClark
07/29/23 11:35:14 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/6/AAABqgAAEtH-.jpg

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creativerealms
07/29/23 11:40:38 AM
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I subscribe to Josh on YouTube and had no idea he was a right-winger.

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BunkerBoy
07/29/23 12:54:39 PM
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This is TCs presidential candidate

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toreysback
07/29/23 2:11:37 PM
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oh! can't run in 24 then

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Resident_Hill
07/29/23 2:59:01 PM
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I am not voting for a child to run the country. Look at that McBaby face. No one in politics would take that seriously.

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Proto_Spark
07/29/23 2:59:59 PM
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Bud I think you need to get offline for a bit.
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realnifty1
07/29/23 3:05:05 PM
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OMG, he couldn't even pick someone that could run for President if they wanted to. LOL
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Kradek
07/29/23 4:00:32 PM
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Another_Voice posted...
Listen dude, it's not my fault you live under a rock and don't know who the top politicians in the country are or who is most likely to be nominated for an upcoming election. Not to mention, I'm pretty sure everyone in this topic would agree that I'm much more qualified to make that kind of call than you are.

I don't know what drugs you've been doing, but damn are they good at severing you from reality.

Heineken14 posted...
Wait, these people are REAL? I thought it was just weird ass right wing fan fiction. lol

I assume they're real, though true enough I didn't reality-check TC's claims. I just figured that it was a situation where like "The Quartering" I'm sure has a real, legal name. I don't know what it is, however I don't see why it couldn't be Joshua Burner (Looking at the picture it's clearly not, however you get my point)

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Sexypwnstar
07/29/23 4:01:17 PM
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Still waiting for the Black Swan event you conspiracy theorist

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ultimate_reaver
07/29/23 4:14:04 PM
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this is actually an arg, you find the op post scrawled on blood soaked letter just before a zombie jumpscares you in the upcoming newest resident evil game

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Another_Voice
07/29/23 7:11:12 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
Still waiting for the Black Swan event you conspiracy theorist

What exactly is so hard for you to understand? Do you think these things happen overnight? Let me break this down for you in a way that you can understand.

You have one final chance to get into BTC in the low 20s. That's it. You're welcome. There's going to be a slight downturn 4Q 2023 or 1Q 2024. The news headlines will read, "Recession: It's Finally Happening," and, "Why This Recession Will be Worse Than Previously Thought", and nonsense like that. There will NOT be a recession, however. This will just be institutional scare to get retail to sell. We'll have a mini panic sell and drop to 21-23k. This will be your last chance to buy in low before the bull run. Got it?
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BunkerBoy
07/29/23 9:37:36 PM
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Another_Voice posted...
that you can understand.
You don't seem like an intelligent person
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07/29/23 11:02:48 PM
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Another_Voice
07/30/23 12:01:37 AM
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BunkerBoy posted...
You don't seem like an intelligent person

It's pretty well documented on this board that I have the highest IQ of anyone on CE. You can ask one of the regulars around here if you're curious.
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marthsheretoo
07/30/23 12:07:08 AM
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I'll bet you $10,000 that neither of these candidates make it to the general election in 2024.

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ragnarokius
07/30/23 12:07:39 AM
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Uh... Okay. No, but okay.

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ragnarokius
07/30/23 12:08:16 AM
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Another_Voice posted...
It's pretty well documented on this board that I have the highest IQ of anyone on CE. You can ask one of the regulars around here if you're curious.
Weird gimmick.

More like one of the loneliest voices mirite

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tripleh213
07/30/23 12:08:39 AM
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TomClark posted...
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Imit8m3
07/30/23 1:15:28 AM
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Posting in epic brainfart of a topic

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