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In the upcoming 2024 election, the Democrats are going to nominate Lily Orchard, and the Republicans will run Joshua Burner.

Joshua Burner (aka "Josh Scorcher") is a popular YouTube personality. He is a right-wing Christian military veteran, gamer, and self-admitted brony, who is married with kids. He's the antithesis of cringe political grandstanding, and is a true American.

Lily Orchard is a political Instagram influencer whose entire presence online was created by farming a bunch of drama. She constantly attacks her online rivals as being evil conspiracy theorists, and often advocates for violence against them. She also attacks her own supporters when she deems them too sympathetic to her opponents, and even once had an infamous on-air shouting match with Tucker Carlson before storming off the set. In her personal life, she has left a trail of broken friendships due to her toxic outbursts. She has been widely disliked in virtually every community she has been in because of her extreme authoritarian tendencies and generally fringe opinions. There is also evidence that she wrote several extremely graphic fanfiction stories about various politicians.

Lily Orchard was friends with Joshua Burner a long time ago (back when she was much less politically active), but Burner cut it off due to Orchard slowly becoming more paranoid about him. Orchard proceeded to whine about Burner being evil and sexist for months on end.

I believe that a Presidential election between these two is honestly going to result in Joshua Burner winning all 50 states, and Lily Orchard only winning Washington D.C. Burner is your typical center-right politician who is charismatic and likeable with clear values. Orchard has just had so much baggage lately that she appeals to nobody except for what's left of her online subscribers. She is generally regarded as someone who probably shouldn't be trusted with power. Burner is able to turn out the Republican base and sway independents, with many Democrats potentially flipping to either Burner or a third-party candidate en masse. Upon losing, Orchard will likely once again go back to creating Instagram posts wishing death upon Josh Burner.

Who do you all think would win this election?