Current Events > Let's be honest, broccoli on cauliflower-crust pizza is straight fire dough.

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Cauliflower anything sucks and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

Nah bro

What are these combinations of words in front of pizza?
they make no sense in English.

And pizza has cheese on it, smoked provolone of you want it to be great.

Cauliflower crusts sound weird and gross, but I've had some good ones. I've never tried broccoli on pizza, but I'm enough of a simp for fried and roasted broccoli that I can imagine it could work.

Broccoli on pizza is great.

Cauliflower on anything is bad.

The broccoli seems excessive when the crust is already genetically broccoli

I won't knock it until I've tried it, but that really sounds unappetizing as fuck.

I'm convinced the world is gaslighting me about how good cauliflower is.

Shit's ass.

I like cauliflower rice, but not cauliflower dough And I dont eat veggies on my pizzas. I like them, but I eat them separately

What's the point of the link? It's a picture - and there's not even any broccoli in it?

DuranOfForcena posted...

that's..... odd. there are so many topping combinations that benefit greatly from the flavor that veggies impart. onion and bellpepper complement pepperoni or sausage or ham so well. jalapeno complements Hawaiian ridiculously well. spinach compliments chicken and feta. it's a whole different dimension of flavor when you combine things into one flavor profile than it is just eating things separately.

I dont like onions, and bell peppers are ok But not really for meI eat them, but not often And I usually dont want too much And I cant do jalapeos Thats thanks to my dad Spinach would probably be ok on that type of pizza, but I rarely get something like that. I just like simple pizzas Meat and extra cheese for me, please

That said, I dont like veggies on most things. Like Tacos or burgers That, or I dont like those specific veggies in that form

>goes by LinkPizza
>doesn't put greens on pizza

Hambo posted...

>goes by LinkPizza
>doesn't put greens on pizza

Tbf, Link just get cheese pizza in TotK

LinkPizza posted...

Tbf, Link just get cheese pizza in TotK

But Link is GREEN. Well, excusing botw/totk Link I guess.

Cauliflower crust is better than regular crust if you cook it right.

stuff I get is usually cauliflower mixed with rice flour so its not just straight up veggie grossness.

DuranOfForcena posted...

thanks to your dad? i can't really do jalapenos either unless they are completely deseeded and deveined. they are great like that though, the flesh still has so much flavor and almost none of the heat or deleterious digestive effects.

When I was young, I went out to eat burgers with my dad While out, I asked if I could have the pickle he wasnt eating He asked what pickle I was talking about. And I pointed to the Jalapeo. So, he was like, Yeah. You can have the pickle. And he said the face I made was so funny. So, he use to try to slip jalapeos into a lot of stuff. But he said I was too smart, and always found them

DuranOfForcena posted...

taco meats are so much better when you combine them with finely diced and sauteed veggies. i like to do onion, bellpepper, Anaheim pepper, jalapeno, celery, tomato, and zucchini. sautee them until they are very tender and all visible moisture has been cooked out, and then combine them with shredded or ground pork, chicken, beef, whatever, with some seasonings and some Pace Picante. mmmmm mmm.

I dont like many of those, though I only like tomatoes is sauce or paste form (usually with added spices), but not in regular tomato form Celery is ok, though Im not sure Id say I like it. Bell peppers are ok. Dont know much about Anaheim peppers. I dont like onions Cant do Jalapeos still, and zucchini I dont hate it. And I only like it sometimes. Zucchini is a weird one for me, I guess The veggies I usually like arent the types I add to many other things. Like Broccoli, spinach, cooked carrots (I use to like raw, but not much anymore), green beans, peas, corn, and some others

Hambo posted...

But Link is GREEN. Well, excusing botw/totk Link I guess.

Dont wanna overdo it on the green, though

Broccoli pizza crust >

My hatred for cauliflower delayed me ever giving cauliflower crust a chance but once I did I saw the light. Cauliflower crust is the best.

DuranOfForcena posted...

lol wow, that's terrible

Nah Its a funny story we look back at fondly now Haha.

DuranOfForcena posted...

fair enough. i would urge you to try what you think you might like. it's a great way to sneak more veggies into your diet. tbh if they are diced finely enough (or just food processored) and tender enough you barely even notice them texture-wise.

I dont need more veggies in my diet, though. I get enough already. They are just as their own food instead of mixed into something else. Which is fine So, I already eat what I like, and still try new things. But I also avoid what I dont like It works pretty well Haha.

DuranOfForcena posted...

you can never get enough veggies! but yeah, if you are getting a lot already, that's good.

Yeah. Id say like 75%-80% have veggies. If I ate breakfast more, its be less But I dont eat breakfast as much anymore with all the things that changed

foreverzero212 posted...

My hatred for cauliflower delayed me ever giving cauliflower crust a chance but once I did I saw the light. Cauliflower crust is the best.

It's fine not liking cauliflower on its own, but it has proven to be a good substitute for stuff like crust and cauliflower rice

Never had it, but I'd try it.

Straight fire from the anus maybe.

saspa posted...

It's fine not liking cauliflower on its own, but it has proven to be a good substitute for stuff like crust and cauliflower rice

I like the rice, but not the crust That said, I personally dont have to worry about the crust since I dont have a reason like Celiac disease or something

Cauliflower is good as cauliflower but I have no need for it to be anything else.

DuranOfForcena posted...

you don't need to have Celiac disease in order to eat or enjoy cauliflower crust pizza

I didnt say you needed to. I said I personally dont have to worry about the crust Im not a fan of the cauliflower variety of crust, and can do the bread version

TheLiarParadox posted...

Cauliflower is good as cauliflower but I have no need for it to be anything else.

This is true - if you didn't want pizza crust eat a salad.

DuranOfForcena posted...

okay, it's fine if you are not a fan, but again, it's not necessarily something that you "have" to "worry about" anything in order to consume

I also didnt say you have to worry about anything to consume it. Thats one of the reasons I dont switch, though Along with not liking it For me personally, I would either have to like the crust way more than the regular crust, or have a reason to switch Thats not how it is for everyone, but for me

FolkenRawr posted...

Cauliflower anything sucks and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

i remember when i was running a mid range steakhouse i had a food rep come in from sysco trying to sell me on a bunch of high end appetizers

most of them were fucking cauliflower lol
it was "on trend", she said
mf tried to get me to slice cauliflower long ways, grill it, and drizzle it with some other trendy sauce and serve it as "cauliflower steaks"

said the price point should be $16

usually i entertained those kinds of meetings because they'd toss a ton of free samples at you (and free samples were usually the whole fuckin box) but i had to stop her mid meeting and say i wasnt interested
shit was nasty

Starks posted...

The broccoli seems excessive when the crust is already genetically broccoli

Double cruciferous vegetables is so decadent it makes you feel like a king. a vegetable king