Current Events > How much do you think... uh... "stuff" weighs?

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I don't know what the TOS safe terminology would be, but

Let's say you step on a scale. It comes up, idk, 176.7. You immediately go sit down, watch some porn or something, finish, and then immediately get back on the scale. Do you think you'd go down to 176.6, assuming no other factors changed?

If it's not enough to move the scale, how much would it actually be? It's still a volume, and has a tangible form/mass. What does that translate to in weight?

And obviously the amount can vary from person to person, from instance to instance, but would the average load be enough to leave a measurable difference in weight in the person in question?

How much would someone have to "release" to be an observable weight change?

The density of semen was measured by weighing 1.0 mL, dispensed with a positive displacement pipette, into tared weighing boats. Eighty semen samples from 4 different SFF centers had a mean density of 1.014 0.0133, 0.9701.043 g/mL.

Just weigh your next tissue/sock load.

ironman2009 posted...

Just weigh your next tissue/sock load.

But then the tissue and/or sock would factor into the total weight.

JKwaffle posted...

But then the tissue and/or sock would factor into the total weight.

... Seriously? >_>

JKwaffle posted...

But then the tissue and/or sock would factor into the total weight.

you gotta weigh the tissue/sock before hand to get the control weight, then weigh the next 5 or so next nut socks to get a small sample size.

FolkenRawr posted...

... Seriously? >_>

I'm high bro, leave me be.

ironman2009 posted...

you gotta weigh the tissue/sock before hand to get the control weight, then weigh the next 5 or so next nut socks to get a small sample size.

Damn, this is a solid plan.

I'mma get to the bottom of this.

pegusus123456 posted...

The density of semen was measured by weighing 1.0 mL, dispensed with a positive displacement pipette, into tared weighing boats. Eighty semen samples from 4 different SFF centers had a mean density of 1.014 0.0133, 0.9701.043 g/mL.

I'm curious what the highest density they recorded was.

you do have to be aware that it won't be an exact science cause each nut will be a different amount most likely.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/0/AAFOjXAAEpRe.jpg

JKwaffle posted...

I'm high bro, leave me be.

Damn, this is a solid plan.

I'mma get to the bottom of this.

I'm curious what the highest density they recorded was.

Fair enough, my bad. Get your scientist on

I don't recommend it as a weight loss method and neither would your doctor. Well, unless maybe your doctor was this guy...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/2/AAC89BAAEpRg.jpg

It's only around a spoonful or so, so probably not much more than a few grams. You wouldn't really see a difference on a scale to weigh people (since usually you're only getting 0.1 kg or 0.1 lbs in precision at best)

ironman2009 posted...

you do have to be aware that it won't be an exact science cause each nut will be a different amount most likely.

Sure, I referenced that in the OP, but I guess I'm just curious how much mass it can have. Either in general/on average, or how much density it can possibly have on the highest end of the spectrum.

Can it make a tangiable difference in weight with certain factors?

FolkenRawr posted...

Fair enough, my bad. Get your scientist on

Thanks dude <3. I'mma science the fuck out of this quandary.

mercurydude posted...

I don't recommend it as a weight loss method and neither would your doctor. Well, unless maybe your doctor was this guy...

Aw man; this does actually make me consider another factor. Let's say you're one of those people who can "finish" several times in a row. I imagine the "end result" will probably diminish the more times you do it consecutively, but do you think people who do that have a higher chance of "finishing" enough to make a large enough of a weight difference to observe the change on the scale?

Or is it the same amount of potential volume, but just spread out over more times?

Pitlord_Special posted...

It's only around a spoonful or so, so probably not much more than a few grams. You wouldn't really see a difference on a scale to weigh people (since usually you're only getting 0.1 kg or 0.1 lbs in precision at best)

Damn.

Isn't there like a Scary Movie scene where the dude blows a ridiculous amount and turns into a husk afterwards?

Kradek posted...

Isn't there like a Scary Movie scene where the dude blows a ridiculous amount and turns into a husk afterwards?

Scary Movie 1. Cindy's a virgin and she finally lets him hit.

pegusus123456 posted...

Scary Movie 1. Cindy's a virgin and she finally lets him hit.

Ah yes, and it blows her onto the celling and keeps her there lol.

Thanks.

P sure you can say semen here.