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A_Good_Boy
07/09/23 9:00:13 PM
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/single-men-swap-bed-sheets-4-times-a-year-study-suggests-1.1321335

This news is in addition to men never wiping their ass because they think it's gay and never washing their body with a washcloth. Why is men so nasty?

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Priere
07/09/23 9:00:53 PM
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I cant remember the last time i changed mine. When was the Battle of New Orleans?

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Tora_Sami
07/09/23 9:05:08 PM
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I never change mine.....

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Trumble
07/09/23 9:07:37 PM
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Bleurgh. I think the worst I ever did was a month between washes. I usually wash them every 2 weeks in winter and every week in summer.

I don't technically *change* them per se, but I take them off, wash them, and put the same (now clean) ones back on. Pretty sure that still counts.

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A_Good_Boy
07/09/23 9:11:09 PM
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Trumble posted...
Bleurgh. I think the worst I ever did was a month between washes. I usually wash them every 2 weeks in winter and every week in summer.

I don't technically *change* them per se, but I take them off, wash them, and put the same (now clean) ones back on. Pretty sure that still counts.
I'd say it counts just because that's what I do too. I wash them every 2 weeks and just put them back. I'll change them more frequently depending on how much I've been sweating in my sleep.

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Sir_Will
07/09/23 9:37:48 PM
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Trumble posted...
Bleurgh. I think the worst I ever did was a month between washes. I usually wash them every 2 weeks in winter and every week in summer.

I don't technically *change* them per se, but I take them off, wash them, and put the same (now clean) ones back on. Pretty sure that still counts.
Of course it counts. The important thing is washing them. Changing them is just a matter of wearing 1 set down faster or 2 sets down slower.

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DocileOrangeCup
07/09/23 9:39:01 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
men never wiping their ass because they think it's gay

This is a thing men do??!

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Skankhair
07/09/23 9:40:47 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
This is a thing men do??!

If youre extremely gullible, yes.
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HylianFox
07/09/23 9:41:20 PM
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I haven't changed my sheets since moving in 7 years ago

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Jupiter
07/09/23 9:42:01 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
This is a thing men do??!
While I don't doubt some men don't wipe their ass, I HIGHLY doubt it's to the level of that quote. Like sure, maybe the dregs of society, but not the average man.

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HylianFox
07/09/23 9:43:25 PM
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Thing is, I actually have gotten new sheets that I've just been too fucking lazy to put on...

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aquablack
07/09/23 9:46:10 PM
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People wipe their ass all the time, it's the not washing afterwards that's the disgusting part. Imagine getting skid marks.
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ironman2009
07/09/23 9:47:15 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...


This news is in addition to men never wiping their ass because they think it's gay and never washing their body with a washcloth. Why is men so nasty?

Nah, this can't be a thing.


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Masked-One
07/09/23 9:47:46 PM
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Well yeah, single men. If nobody else uses the bed the guy's a lot less likely to care.

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BeantownHero
07/09/23 9:48:16 PM
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i have 4 sets, but i use the same one til its time to clean it. I never rotate

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TroutPaste
07/09/23 9:58:41 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Ty @Aeriis

I am a reformed heterosexual male who learned you must do it every 7-10 days

There's hope for these guys

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A_Good_Boy
07/09/23 10:02:21 PM
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ironman2009 posted...
Nah, this can't be a thing.
It's definitely a thing. I don't have any stats for it, but if you search for the topic you'll find plenty of testimony from women asking if it's normal for their male partners to not wash or wipe their asses.

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ironman2009
07/09/23 10:04:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/6/AAa0vfAAEpPY.jpg

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Skankhair
07/09/23 10:05:52 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
It's definitely a thing. I don't have any stats for it, but if you search for the topic you'll find plenty of testimony from women asking if it's normal for their male partners to not wash or wipe their asses.

So its not a thing. Got it.
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A_Good_Boy
07/09/23 10:07:32 PM
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Skankhair posted...
So its not a thing. Got it.
Solid response. Thank you for your contribution to the topic.

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Jiek_Fafn
07/09/23 10:19:20 PM
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It's easier to just not have sheets. Then you never need to change them

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Skankhair
07/09/23 10:19:55 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Solid response. Thank you for your contribution to the topic.

Thank you for being so gullible that I burst out in laughter
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willythemailboy
07/09/23 11:02:01 PM
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I'm betting this is highly correlated to not owning a washing machine. Just extra crap to haul to the laundromat.

I wonder what the over/under for washing towels is.

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indica
07/09/23 11:04:38 PM
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Canadians dissing on dirty ass British blokes

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__starsnostars
07/09/23 11:16:55 PM
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I used to wash them weekly. Then I gave up on life and seasonally sounds accurate now.

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Sir_Will
07/09/23 11:21:58 PM
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willythemailboy posted...
I'm betting this is highly correlated to not owning a washing machine. Just extra crap to haul to the laundromat.

I wonder what the over/under for washing towels is.
I'm sure I would wash things less often if my building didn't have machines in it.

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Crushed515151
07/09/23 11:22:17 PM
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Gross

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The_shibe
07/09/23 11:23:06 PM
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the average single male has 4 wet dreams a year

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Heineken14
07/09/23 11:25:19 PM
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I just spray my entire house down with the garden hose every Wednesday at exactly 4:18am.

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HylianFox
07/09/23 11:26:15 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
I just spray my entire house down with the garden hose every Wednesday at exactly 4:18am.

But not to the exact millisecond? What kind of animal are you!?

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A_Good_Boy
07/09/23 11:27:54 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
I just spray my entire house down with the garden hose every Wednesday at exactly 4:18am.
You can't wait an extra 2 minutes?

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Heineken14
07/09/23 11:28:50 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...

You can't wait an extra 2 minutes?


EXACTLY 4:18am.

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Kloe_Rinz
07/09/23 11:29:12 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
It's definitely a thing. I don't have any stats for it, but if you search for the topic you'll find plenty of testimony from women asking if it's normal for their male partners to not wash or wipe their asses.
I have the stats for it. The stats are 0
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party_animal07
07/09/23 11:38:50 PM
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aquablack posted...
People wipe their ass all the time, it's the not washing afterwards that's the disgusting part. Imagine getting skid marks.
If you wipe your ass properly you won't have skid marks

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Kloe_Rinz
07/10/23 2:40:43 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
If you wipe your ass properly you won't have skid marks
Dont care. Wash your hands
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samsungsalt
07/10/23 2:44:27 AM
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And I thought once a month or two was unhygienic

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