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Monferno_AQW
07/07/23 5:20:34 PM
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Specifically, a Druid in bear form.

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1677399862973702154

11/10 game.

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boxoto
07/07/23 5:21:13 PM
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I'm looking forward to this game, but

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Irony
07/07/23 5:21:44 PM
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What's this weird ass Neon topic

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BurmesePenguin
07/07/23 5:21:48 PM
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That looks like the bear from Gog of War

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thronedfire2
07/07/23 5:22:57 PM
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they knew rule 34 was going to make it happen anyway, they're just getting ahead of the game

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I4NRulez
07/07/23 5:24:13 PM
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I mean that sounds about right for DnD lol

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CobraGT
07/07/23 5:25:10 PM
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Disappointed it is not as promised, a bear.

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GATTJT
07/07/23 5:26:37 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Must be Canadian
I understood that reference.gif

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Pitlord_Special
07/07/23 5:28:26 PM
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I was a druid main in World of Warcraft. IYKYK

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Tyranthraxus
07/07/23 5:29:16 PM
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CobraGT posted...
Disappointed it is not as promised, a bear.
I mean I'm sure you can add more body hair to your character in character creation

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BurmesePenguin
07/07/23 5:31:06 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I mean I'm sure you can add more body hair to your character in character creation
A bear there was, a bear! a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

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Notti
07/07/23 5:33:47 PM
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What happens in baldurs gate stays in baldurs gate.

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Eat_More_Beef
07/07/23 6:35:57 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Must be Canadian

Love the reference.

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Starks
07/07/23 6:40:17 PM
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Does a bear shit on your chest in the woods?

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DKBananaSlamma
07/07/23 6:41:11 PM
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Irony posted...
What's this weird ass Neon topic
Whoa now, I ain't a furry >_>

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Ratchetrockon
07/07/23 6:42:31 PM
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Nice

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Dakimakura
07/07/23 6:45:15 PM
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I just bought early access

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Southernfatman
07/07/23 6:45:46 PM
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That's unbearable.

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Frosted_Midna
07/07/23 6:48:29 PM
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Bring in the bears!

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Monferno_AQW
07/07/23 6:49:26 PM
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KanWan posted...
I dont know how I feel about bear tits yet because I am an ass man!!

How do you feel about bare bear DICK? That's a male Druid, apparently.

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k1zzl3_82
07/07/23 7:36:36 PM
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There was a game set in space I believe where you could have sex with every one of your friends. One was a robot and I think there was one other weird option. I cannot remember the name of the game, if anyone does please help
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HudGard
07/07/23 8:46:02 PM
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k1zzl3_82 posted...
There was a game set in space I believe where you could have sex with every one of your friends. One was a robot and I think there was one other weird option. I cannot remember the name of the game, if anyone does please help
Super Mario Galaxy

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Dakimakura
07/07/23 8:49:05 PM
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k1zzl3_82 posted...
There was a game set in space I believe where you could have sex with every one of your friends. One was a robot and I think there was one other weird option. I cannot remember the name of the game, if anyone does please help

You talking about Subverse?

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k1zzl3_82
07/07/23 9:08:54 PM
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it was neither of those. I remember there being like a space station i think or some kind of hub. Different rooms had different NPC's. You could initiate a sex prompt with all of them. Guys, girls, the robot etc.
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Secret_Asian_Man
07/07/23 11:02:20 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Mass Effect 3
don't be dumb.
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Vyrulisse
07/08/23 12:08:59 AM
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That was hilarious.
That scene got them banned on TikTok lol. I wonder if it's been lifted yet.
Honestly if you missed it, you should watch the Panel From Hell stream from earlier, the game looks incredible. There's so many options and so much dialogue, Larian seems to have gone all out on player agency and reactivity.

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SSJKirby
07/08/23 12:17:46 AM
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k1zzl3_82 posted...
There was a game set in space I believe where you could have sex with every one of your friends. One was a robot and I think there was one other weird option. I cannot remember the name of the game, if anyone does please help
Saints Row 4

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BuzzKilljoy
07/08/23 12:18:48 AM
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Glad this only took 5 years or whatever the fuck to test in Early Access.

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Vyrulisse
07/08/23 12:19:44 AM
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BuzzKilljoy posted...
Glad this only took 5 years or whatever the fuck to test in Early Access.
Considering how much is in the game it makes sense.
Dialogue is insane with choices and stuff based on your character and choices.

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k1zzl3_82
07/08/23 12:22:01 AM
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SSJKirby posted...
Saints Row 4

I played this. So it is probably it.

I looked it up and yeah, this is it

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FortuneCookie
07/08/23 12:24:05 AM
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Can I have this bear instead?

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Doe
07/08/23 7:15:46 AM
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/v/ is having a moral panic about it. Yet you know they'd be super into it if the bear druid was a girl

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Dark_Arbron
07/08/23 7:24:52 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Can I have this bear instead?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/5/AAdlC_AAEo3x.jpg

YUM or YUCK?

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Vyrulisse
07/08/23 8:50:06 AM
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Doe posted...
/v/ is having a moral panic about it. Yet you know they'd be super into it if the bear druid was a girl
Yeah they are going off the rails even moreso than usual

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DuneMan
07/08/23 9:48:39 AM
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IIRC in Saint's Row 4 the one you couldn't have sex with was Keith David. But that makes sense since it was actually Keith David, and not a character made up by the devs.

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Crimson_Corsair
07/08/23 9:57:57 AM
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Attention, bear fucker! Do you need assistance!

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mustachedmystic
07/08/23 10:18:56 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Must be Canadian
Now I am imagining David Foley saying go fuck a bear, eh! In a heavily exaggerated accent.

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Ivynn
07/08/23 10:22:46 AM
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Wow. Not even an anthropomorphic bear. Just a straight up bear.

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evilpresident
07/08/23 10:26:48 AM
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I thought it was gonna be a big hairy gay man. Not sure how I feel about this.

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Thompson
07/08/23 10:27:41 AM
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I predict that some people will experience the strangest of furry awakenings.

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Vyrulisse
07/08/23 10:32:08 AM
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It's kinda funny seeing people shocked that something like this is in DnD.
This is small time compared to other forms of degeneracy in DnD as a whole.

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WilliamPorygon
07/08/23 10:34:12 AM
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KanWan posted...
Ddo you think they can transform into other animals..?

asking for a friend of course
The real reason we want an Animorphs expanded universe

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Purple_Cheetah
07/08/23 10:37:22 AM
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Now I'm curious if one can be a druid themselves with another wildshape.

D:

Plus now it puts more light on pathfinder's romances with its weird spells/buffs that'd persist.
This also just reminded me of Dragon Age Origins where the stupid effects would literally ruin or enhance cutscenes. I won't ever forget my summoned wolf sliding angrily across the floor all the time. And the comments others made about having Haste active during the romance scene.
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blackrider76
07/08/23 10:41:18 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
It's kinda funny seeing people shocked that something like this is in DnD.
This is small time compared to other forms of degeneracy in DnD as a whole.

And people look down on degeneracy in JP games.

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