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BurmesePenguin
06/26/23 5:59:14 PM
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And then placed them all over New York and then forgot about them?

Who the fuck buys 55 backpacks?

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Spurner
06/26/23 6:00:04 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Who the fuck buys 55 backpacks?

Peter Parker
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Turbam
06/26/23 6:00:47 PM
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Penis Parker

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evilpresident
06/26/23 6:00:53 PM
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He buys them in bulk

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Dakimakura
06/26/23 6:01:16 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...


Who the fuck buys 55 backpacks?

Peter Parket

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ArchonKnight
06/26/23 6:01:17 PM
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Spurner posted...
Peter Parker

Is that the same dude who ended up buying like 55 backpacks and lost em all?

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Trumpo
06/26/23 6:01:22 PM
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J Jonah paying him top bux for pics

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SocialistGamer
06/26/23 6:02:03 PM
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And another 55 for SM2!

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Questionmarktarius
06/26/23 6:02:09 PM
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...and no homeless guys have found them first?
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Kitt
06/26/23 6:02:30 PM
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No wonder he's always. Uncle been should've taught him how to handle money better.

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Euripides
06/26/23 6:03:47 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa8s07agHeY

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GATTJT
06/26/23 6:05:58 PM
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He didn't buy them, he won an unlimited supply. Assuming we're talking about the PS4 game. >_>

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BurmesePenguin
06/26/23 6:06:33 PM
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I think if a person who is not Spiderman bought 55 backpacks, that person would shortly be picked up by government officials and placed in a looney house.

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pretzelcoatl
06/26/23 6:08:12 PM
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It's why he is so poor
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Kurt_Russel
06/26/23 6:08:58 PM
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Peter Packer

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Unsuprised_Pika
06/26/23 6:09:26 PM
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Euripides posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa8s07agHeY

All that is 680?

Bruh where the fuck is that magical place that is that cheap.

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SaikyoStyle
06/26/23 6:10:54 PM
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Euripides posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa8s07agHeY
Thank you.

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DD_Divine
06/26/23 6:11:41 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
And then placed them all over New York and then forgot about them?

Who the fuck buys 55 backpacks?

Aunt May

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Murphiroth
06/26/23 6:11:48 PM
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GATTJT posted...
He didn't buy them, he won an unlimited supply. Assuming we're talking about the PS4 game. >_>

This. He explicitly states that he won a lifetime supply at one point while collecting them. Can't remember exactly how.
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StateofZen
06/26/23 6:12:53 PM
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evilpresident posted...
He buys them in hulk


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TomClark
06/26/23 6:18:54 PM
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Absolute madlad.

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bfslick50
06/26/23 6:19:47 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
I think if a person who is not Spiderman bought 55 backpacks, that person would shortly be picked up by government officials and placed in a looney house.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/2/AAE9Z7AAEmtc.jpg

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divot1338
06/26/23 6:24:52 PM
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Peter Parker purchased a plethora of packs.

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thronedfire2
06/26/23 6:25:26 PM
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he obviously kept losing them

duh

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Accolon
06/26/23 6:30:10 PM
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Remember when Light Yagami was buying a portable TV, and throwing it in the trash every night?

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Smiffwilm
06/26/23 6:40:22 PM
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I mean, it's plausible that while he was getting ready for school or doing some school work, an emergency broke out and it just plain totally absorbed his entire attention.

That many is really stretching it though.

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MaxEffingBemis
06/26/23 6:41:22 PM
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As an aside: I really enjoyed going and collecting all of them in my play through

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Spurner
06/26/23 6:59:42 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Peter Parker purchased a plethora of packs.

The game

it has been stepped up!
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Punished_Blinx
06/26/23 7:04:09 PM
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Costco had a good deal

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_____Cait
06/26/23 7:08:52 PM
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Im just surprised nobody ever found them, some of them were just like, under a bridge, or on a wall next to a window.

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MaxEffingBemis
06/26/23 7:12:21 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

You get over it once you hear him voicing different characters

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AgentCoulson
06/26/23 7:12:43 PM
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He won a lifetime supply. The really weird part is that he's been Spider-Man for 8 years, meaning those backpacks have been webbed for nearly a decade at most. Usually his webbing dissolves after an hour.

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Torgo
06/26/23 7:13:56 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...and no homeless guys have found them first?

That's why he hangs them under high outcroppings, window ledges, subway ceilings, and other places people don't look or would have a hard time getting to without spider powers.

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Cemith
06/26/23 7:14:12 PM
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Turbam posted...
Penis Parker

"When I say Penis you say Parker!"

Penis!

Parker!

Penis!

Parker!

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Torgo
06/26/23 7:14:35 PM
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You can buy cheap backpacks for a few bucks, did he say he bought them all at once?

Did Tony Stark give him a grant?

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DrizztLink
06/26/23 7:16:10 PM
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That's as many as 5.5 tens.

And that's heroic.

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AgentCoulson
06/26/23 7:16:27 PM
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Torgo posted...
You can buy cheap backpacks for a few bucks, did he say he bought them all at once?

Did Tony Stark give him a grant?

AgentCoulson posted...
He won a lifetime supply.


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BurmesePenguin
06/26/23 7:17:11 PM
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If I get to the Miles Morales story and he suddenly remembers his own forgotten 55 bacpacks I will lose my shit.

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Torgo
06/26/23 7:17:16 PM
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AgentCoulson posted...
He won a lifetime supply. The really weird part is that he's been Spider-Man for 8 years, meaning those backpacks have been webbed for nearly a decade at most. Usually his webbing dissolves after an hour.

Are you saying a fantasy character originally written for children by hundreds of authors over the course of 60+ years doesn't have absolute consistency in how their powers work?

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AgentCoulson
06/26/23 7:39:03 PM
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Torgo posted...
Are you saying a fantasy character originally written for children by hundreds of authors over the course of 60+ years doesn't have absolute consistency in how their powers work?

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No Clark, not now... he needs to absorb this before you completely blow his mind.

No.

I m saying that Playstation Peter must've figured out the recipe to eternal webs.

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Punished_Blinx
06/26/23 7:58:58 PM
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I thought Peter purposefully lets his webs dissolve rather quickly to he's not leaving a mess around New York when he swings.

Moments where he is webbing up bad guys or structures or backpacks probably would use a different consistency.

If we're being honest though the webs will stay strong precisely as long as the story needs them to.

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Tyranthraxus
06/26/23 8:00:48 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
And then placed them all over New York and then forgot about them?

Who the fuck buys 55 backpacks?
That's as many as 11 5s, and that's terrible

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rexcrk
06/26/23 8:36:21 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
And then placed them all over New York and then forgot about them?

Who the fuck buys 55 backpacks?
Peter Parker, apparently.

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Takuya_Lee
06/26/23 8:39:15 PM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
I thought Peter purposefully lets his webs dissolve rather quickly to he's not leaving a mess around New York when he swings.

Moments where he is webbing up bad guys or structures or backpacks probably would use a different consistency.

If we're being honest though the webs will stay strong precisely as long as the story needs them to.

That's my thought too. It also makes sense. The thickness and consistency has to be the secret behind how some last long while others dissipate quickly.

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zado19
06/26/23 8:40:34 PM
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Torgo posted...
Are you saying a fantasy character originally written for children by hundreds of authors over the course of 60+ years doesn't have absolute consistency in how their powers work?

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No Clark, not now... he needs to absorb this before you completely blow his mind.
You really saying this right after mentioning Stark....? This SM doesnt get shit from Stark, come on guy
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