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Cocytus 06/16/23 12:09:37 PM #1:	Quick Fix synthetic piss is my only answer? --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? <cite>Cocytus posted [p:974197800] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Quick Fix synthetic piss is my only answer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranAures 06/16/23 12:10:06 PM #2:	Two poppy bagels. --- Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice. My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. The one thing we agree on. <cite>GranAures posted [p:974197814] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Two poppy bagels.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 06/16/23 12:10:21 PM #3:	Get one of those 24-hour detox drinks or being a state where it's illegal to test for weed. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:974197816] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Get one of those 24-hour detox drinks or being a state where it's illegal to test for weed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 06/16/23 12:10:29 PM #4:	Don't do drugs --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:974197822] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Don't do drugs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pnut027 06/16/23 12:10:53 PM #5:	Dont do drugs. --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/349629-politics-as-usual/80457156 Come visit <cite>pnut027 posted [p:974197832] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Dont do drugs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IceCreamOnStero 06/16/23 12:11:11 PM #6:	ironman2009 posted... Don't do drugs --- Dokkan ID: 2365415872 <cite>IceCreamOnStero posted [p:974197845] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>ironman2009 posted... </cite><quote>Don't do drugs</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Despised 06/16/23 12:12:42 PM #7:	QCarbo products --- instagig <cite>Despised posted [p:974197874] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>QCarbo products</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 06/16/23 12:12:43 PM #8:	Fake pee --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:974197875] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Fake pee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 06/16/23 12:12:45 PM #9:	Hand the cup back and say thanks, but I live in the 21st century. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:974197877] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Hand the cup back and say thanks, but I live in the 21st century. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 06/16/23 12:13:38 PM #10:	Don't take the test. --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:974197901] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Don't take the test.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Avirosb 06/16/23 12:14:31 PM #11:	Politely decline to test the drugs, as it would not mix well with the alcohol currently in your system. --- "Fast X"??? Fast & Fur10us was right there, man PS Fandoms sucks lol <cite>Avirosb posted [p:974197919] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Politely decline to test the drugs, as it would not mix well with the alcohol currently in your system.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 06/16/23 12:15:28 PM #12:	Get someone to do a face off with you, and have them take the test for you. Note, you will need to make sure they are also not taking drugs, and you will need to do the face off surgery again. --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:974197942] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Get someone to do a face off with you, and have them take the test for you.Note, you will need to make sure they are also not taking drugs, and you will need to do the face off surgery again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton 06/16/23 12:15:43 PM #13:	b7 illegal activities --- Can you hear the rain hissing? You can't go outside; the serpents, they drip from the skies https://imgur.com/o21DN7r <cite>GrandConjuraton posted [p:974197946] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>b7 illegal activities </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 06/16/23 12:17:00 PM #14:	Don't do drugs. Otherwise prepare for the consequences. --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:974197968] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Don't do drugs. Otherwise prepare for the consequences. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 06/16/23 12:17:08 PM #15:	Abstaining is the best way if you're able to do so but if not quick fix works. Detox drinks are bunk in my experience. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:974197973] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Abstaining is the best way if you're able to do so but if not quick fix works. Detox drinks are bunk in my experience. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 06/16/23 12:18:58 PM #16:	Get someone to pee in a vial for you and use hot hands to keep it warm up until you have to do the test. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:974198017] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Get someone to pee in a vial for you and use hot hands to keep it warm up until you have to do the test. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 06/16/23 12:19:46 PM #17:	Starks posted... Get one of those 24-hour detox drinks or being a state where it's illegal to test for weed. detox drinks are easily detectable by any decent drug test and if found is considered a failure. do not use these. the best way to cheat a test is with the 'novelty fake urine'. make sure you keep it warm. --- I hope something good happens to you today Playing: Octopath Traveler 2 <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:974198029] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Starks posted... </cite><quote>Get one of those 24-hour detox drinks or being a state where it's illegal to test for weed.</quote>detox drinks are easily detectable by any decent drug test and if found is considered a failure. do not use these.the best way to cheat a test is with the 'novelty fake urine'. make sure you keep it warm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Avirosb 06/16/23 12:21:14 PM #19:	Any fake urine out there that's not yellow? Wouldn't want people to think you're unhealthy/dehydrated. --- "Fast X"??? Fast & Fur10us was right there, man PS Fandoms sucks lol <cite>Avirosb posted [p:974198063] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Any fake urine out there that's not yellow?Wouldn't want people to think you're unhealthy/dehydrated.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 06/16/23 12:22:23 PM #20:	so glad my state will stop testing for marijuana in 2024. should have been done earlier tbh, marijuana has been legal here for awhile edit: I shouldnt say theyll stop testing for it, but rather the employer cant discriminate if it does pop up on a test --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:974198083] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>so glad my state will stop testing for marijuana in 2024. should have been done earlier tbh, marijuana has been legal here for awhile edit: I shouldnt say theyll stop testing for it, but rather the employer cant discriminate if it does pop up on a test</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 06/16/23 12:22:56 PM #21:	Weezy_Tha_Don posted... so glad my state will stop testing for marijuana in 2024. should have been done earlier tbh, marijuana has been legal here for awhile Thats not fair. Which state? Ive been in a legal state for like 12 years and they can still discriminate here. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:974198101] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Weezy_Tha_Don posted... </cite><quote>so glad my state will stop testing for marijuana in 2024. should have been done earlier tbh, marijuana has been legal here for awhile</quote>Thats not fair. Which state? Ive been in a legal state for like 12 years and they can still discriminate here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 06/16/23 12:23:03 PM #22:	ironman2009 posted... Don't do drugs --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:974198105] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>ironman2009 posted... </cite><quote>Don't do drugs</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 06/16/23 12:23:32 PM #23:	Payzmaykr posted... Thats not fair. Which state? Ive been in a legal state for like 12 years and they can still discriminate here. WA --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:974198116] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Payzmaykr posted... </cite><quote>Thats not fair. Which state? Ive been in a legal state for like 12 years and they can still discriminate here.</quote>WA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 06/16/23 12:23:57 PM #24:	ironman2009 posted... Don't do drugs --- he/him/his <cite>Euripides posted [p:974198126] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>ironman2009 posted... </cite><quote>Don't do drugs</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Avirosb 06/16/23 12:36:59 PM #25:	Do drugs some times, if you have a medical prescription. --- "Fast X"??? Fast & Fur10us was right there, man PS Fandoms sucks lol <cite>Avirosb posted [p:974198401] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Do drugs some times, if you have a medical prescription.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DnDer 06/16/23 12:40:57 PM #26:	Best way to beat a drug test? Apply for management or the c-suite. Drug tests are just for the people who get crushed between the gears of capitalism to make sure there's enough blood to lubricate them. But those dudes in the office above the factory floor? Bastards probably never took a drug test in their lives. </mostly hyperbole> --- What has books ever teached us? -- Captain Afrohead Subject-verb agreement. -- t3h 0n3 <cite>DnDer posted [p:974198481] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote><quote>Best way to beat a drug test?</quote>Apply for management or the c-suite. Drug tests are just for the people who get crushed between the gears of capitalism to make sure there's enough blood to lubricate them.But those dudes in the office above the factory floor? Bastards probably never took a drug test in their lives.</mostly hyperbole></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fluttershy 06/16/23 12:42:35 PM #27:	just hold off for a month. --- https://imgur.com/a7zbPmp.gif <cite>Fluttershy posted [p:974198515] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>just hold off for a month.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 06/16/23 12:44:25 PM #28:	do so many drugs that no one could possibly believe you tested positive for everything in the quantities you did <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:974198549] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>do so many drugs that no one could possibly believe you tested positive for everything in the quantities you did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Takuya_Lee 06/16/23 12:44:31 PM #29:	DnDer posted... Apply for management or the c-suite. Drug tests are just for the people who get crushed between the gears of capitalism to make sure there's enough blood to lubricate them. But those dudes in the office above the factory floor? Bastards probably never took a drug test in their lives. </mostly hyperbole> As an office dude, I can confirm we don't get drug tested. People tend to not care if their accountant is high. --- Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault. <cite>Takuya_Lee posted [p:974198551] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>DnDer posted... </cite><quote>Apply for management or the c-suite. Drug tests are just for the people who get crushed between the gears of capitalism to make sure there's enough blood to lubricate them.But those dudes in the office above the factory floor? Bastards probably never took a drug test in their lives.</mostly hyperbole></quote>As an office dude, I can confirm we don't get drug tested. People tend to not care if their accountant is high.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud 06/16/23 12:44:47 PM #30:	Just take a shit in the cup. You'll still fail, but at least you and the phlebotomist will have a funny story to tell --- Happy birthday to the GROUND! <cite>Thud posted [p:974198555] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Just take a shit in the cup. You'll still fail, but at least you and the phlebotomist will have a funny story to tell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thermador446 06/16/23 12:51:56 PM #32:	Cocytus posted... Quick Fix synthetic piss is my only answer? To get the temperature right(fast), buy a shake and a coffee. --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:974198712] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Cocytus posted... </cite><quote>Quick Fix synthetic piss is my only answer?</quote>To get the temperature right(fast), buy a shake and a coffee.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith 06/16/23 1:26:49 PM #33:	Take opposite drugs so they cancel each other out. If you took speed, take Zoloft. ~~This is a joke~~ --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 <cite>Cemith posted [p:974199477] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Take opposite drugs so they cancel each other out.If you took speed, take Zoloft. This is a joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Avirosb 06/16/23 1:28:57 PM #34:	Cemith posted... Take opposite drugs so they cancel each other out. If you took speed, take Zoloft. ~~This is a joke~~ Too late, I'm calling the FDA --- "Fast X"??? Fast & Fur10us was right there, man PS Fandoms sucks lol <cite>Avirosb posted [p:974199522] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Cemith posted... </cite><quote>Take opposite drugs so they cancel each other out.If you took speed, take Zoloft. This is a joke</quote>Too late, I'm calling the FDA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Samurai_Man 06/16/23 1:29:51 PM #35:	Sure-gel liquid. Mix it in a 64oz Gatorade, Fill it back up about 1-2 times with water I've heard this works This is obviously for canning. --- It's your friendly neighborhood Samurai Man. PS5/Series X/Switch/iPhone/Android/PC/Mac <cite>Samurai_Man posted [p:974199541] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Sure-gel liquid. Mix it in a 64oz Gatorade,Fill it back up about 1-2 times with waterI've heard this works This is obviously for canning. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 06/16/23 4:31:45 PM #36:	Dont do drugs --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:974203291] in Best way t... [t:80479405]...</cite> <quote>Dont do drugs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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