Current Events > 500,000 but your body is never found when you pass away.

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Not a lot of wiggle room here. Whenever you die, however it might come to pass, your body will never be found, starting the moment you are fully passed.
And you can't tell anyone about it in advance.
Deal?

I'm not sure...who am I kidding, I'd take the money, probably.

So, if it's in a hospital bed with my family around me then do I just become one with the force?

500.000 and I get to kick-start a new religion as a final 'fuck you' when I go?
Where's the downside?

The money, 100 percent.

Honestly I really don't give two shits what happens to my body after I'm dead. Let animals eat it. All a grave is is a place to make people who lost loved ones feel better and visit a couple times in their lifetime. Then 40 years later it's just people taking up space in the ground.

Money. Not like anyone would miss me anyways.

Think how much valuable recyclable biomass the world would miss out on if you were to just disappear

Actually if you aren't given a proper burial you become a ghost so all these people who think they're smart by choosing money need to think again

fine by me... *shrugs*

Cocytus posted...

Not a lot of wiggle room here. Whenever you die, however it might come to pass, your body will never be found, starting the moment you are fully passed.
And you can't tell anyone about it in advance.
Deal?

I'm not sure...who am I kidding, I'd take the money, probably.

I can't tell anybody in advance, meaning I can just write a sealed note explaining everything and hand it to the executor of my estate, not to be opened until I'm dead or declared missing for X amount of time

Sure, why not. Saves my loved ones having to pay for a funeral.

Billyionaire posted...

Actually if you aren't given a proper burial you become a ghost so all these people who think they're smart by choosing money need to think again

I'd posess my own body and go to town

Billyionaire posted...

Actually if you aren't given a proper burial you become a ghost so all these people who think they're smart by choosing money need to think again

You say that like being a ghost wouldn't be fucking awesome

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Watch out for exorcist assasins hired by greedy next-of-kin.

Hey Hollywood, how's that for a premise?

So do I just disappear Odin style?

Sure, sign me up.

I'd pay for this before I'd pay for a coffin, or gravestone, or cremation, or anything else.

Billyionaire posted...

Actually if you aren't given a proper burial you become a ghost so all these people who think they're smart by choosing money need to think again

TC added no such stipulation,, so you are welcome to believe in ghost. I dont.

I'd do it for free.

I find it unsettling that they just leave you to rot in the ground when you die, what's the point? Just throw me into a particle accelerator and be done with it.

How is this a negative? I'd honestly prefer that happening to me when I die.

GunmaN1905 posted...

I'd do it for free.

I find it unsettling that they just leave you to rot in the ground when you die, what's the point? Just throw me into a particle accelerator and be done with it.

You would deprive those poor earthworms of much needed nourishment?

500,000 what?

Mistere_Man posted...

500,000 what?

Volt.

Who fucking cares, I'm dead.

Avirosb posted...

You would deprive those poor earthworms of much needed nourishment?

If you're in a casket, worms don't even get to you.

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That's why I want to be disintegrated asap.

As long as my family knows I'm dead and don't spend their lives worrying about me and fruitlessly searching, I don't see a downside. But if that is the kase, that's a deal breaker.

GunmaN1905 posted...

If you're in a casket, worms don't even get to you.

Casket ain't gonna stay there forever. But I guess the question could extend to your gut flora.

how do i know you'll hold up your end of the bargain?

once i'm dead, it isn't like i'd know if my body became unrecoverable.

NO body wants their body discovered?! lmao!

Fluttershy posted...

how do i know you'll hold up your end of the bargain?

once i'm dead, it isn't like i'd know if my body became unrecoverable.

Uhhh, you would just take the money...right?

Cocytus posted...

NO body wants their body discovered?! lmao!

And go down in history like that Pompeii dude? No thanks.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/8/AAFcFHAAEks8.png
LMFAOOOOOOOO

meralonne posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/8/AAFcFHAAEks8.png
LMFAOOOOOOOO

lmao, I thought at least some one would find it unsettling.

Didn't expect to be the only no. I'd love the money, but what if I have a wife and kids. I have a heart attack and disappear in the middle of the night.

That would be traumatizing.

party_animal07 posted...

Didn't expect to be the only no. I'd love the money, but what if I have a wife and kids. I have a heart attack and disappear in the middle of the night.

That would be traumatizing.

Saw this topic earlier and forgot to vote. Just voted as the second no. I can't believe how many are saying yes. >_> I have a girlfriend and an almost 3 year old daughter. They'd never have closure if my body just disappeared. As well as my mom and sister. I'm not hurting for money.

Fine with me, literally no downside.

party_animal07 posted...

Didn't expect to be the only no. I'd love the money, but what if I have a wife and kids. I have a heart attack and disappear in the middle of the night.

That would be traumatizing.

Jupiter posted...

Saw this topic earlier and forgot to vote. Just voted as the second no. I can't believe how many are saying yes. >_> I have a girlfriend and an almost 3 year old daughter. They'd never have closure if my body just disappeared. As well as my mom and sister. I'm not hurting for money.

See, you guys get it. Who really wants their corpse missing.

Cocytus posted...

See, you guys get it. Who really wants their corpse missing.

Me and my 84 friends

$500,000
I don't need to set aside money for funeral expenses
Either:
A) My family can sue the hospital / nursing home / penitentiary for losing track of me while I was in their custody.
B) My kidnappers think I have made a miraculous escape and can spend their whole lives looking over their shoulders worried I can reappear at any time to enact revenge.
C) I die while not under anyone's care and my family does not get closure.

C is kind of a downside, but overall sign me up.

does my family still know Im really dead?

Cocytus posted...

See, you guys get it. Who really wants their corpse missing.

Its a really simple matter to leave your family a note for them to find if you disappear due to dead. Youve fulfilled the requirement that you didnt tell anyone in advance and everyone has piece of mind.