Poll of the Day > I hate T.

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I need to get an orchi. I fell off my t blockers for a little bit and now an erotic fiction I read days ago is still living rent free in my head. It wasn't even good.

Testosterone sucks. 1/10 would not recommend.

Mr T Pitys the fool who hates him

What's really bullshit is E. Little fucker likes to hang out at the end of every word getting credit without actually doing anything.

Low T male!

why read erotic fiction if you didnt want to remember it

potdnewb posted...

why read erotic fiction if you didnt want to remember it

Presumably to enjoy it in the moment, while still being able to go about your normal life boner-free once it's done.

adjl posted...

Presumably to enjoy it in the moment, while still being able to go about your normal life boner-free once it's done.

let me guess that you only read playboy for the articles just saying that if you dont want to be turn on dont read erotic material then blame testosterone for your choices

potdnewb posted...

why read erotic fiction if you didnt want to remember it

I unironically enjoy the plots to the point where I actually skip sex scenes to keep the plot going. And there is a difference between remembering it and scenes just randomly jumping to the front of my mind every few minutes during work.

adjl posted...

Presumably to enjoy it in the moment, while still being able to go about your normal life boner-free once it's done.

God, I wish it was just boners. Awkward boners would be a step up.

potdnewb posted...

let me guess that you only read playboy for the articles just saying that if you dont want to be turn on dont read erotic material then blame testosterone for your choices

I read them on t blockers without problem. So I blame the t.

I'm not equipped for this topic.

But if you're talking about what I think you're talking about, drink the shit out of soy milk. Anything soy. Make everything soy.

It destroys your testosterone, gives you estrogen, and boobs.

On the flip side, if you want more testosterone, cayenne pepper. Eat a spoonful of cayenne pepper every day and chciks will hit on you at random for no reason. Some dudes too.

potdnewb posted...

let me guess that you only read playboy for the articles just saying that if you dont want to be turn on dont read erotic material then blame testosterone for your choices

you objectively have the funniest tiff going on

Reading erotic fiction for the story is funny though. I'm not even saying it's a lie but like you gotta just read some regular books if the porn is bothering you. Even if you have become attached to the story you just gotta let go of the fomo. There is so much great fiction out there that everyone is always missing out on something

potdnewb posted...

let me guess that you only read playboy for the articles just saying that if you dont want to be turn on dont read erotic material then blame testosterone for your choices

I don't particularly read playboy at all, but that doesn't in any way relate to the distinction between enjoying it in the moment and awkwardly remembering it later.

PPPPLAASSUMA posted...

I'm not equipped for this topic.

But if you're talking about what I think you're talking about, drink the shit out of soy milk. Anything soy. Make everything soy.

It destroys your testosterone, gives you estrogen, and boobs.

On the flip side, if you want more testosterone, cayenne pepper. Eat a spoonful of cayenne pepper every day and chciks will hit on you at random for no reason. Some dudes too.

Tea tree oil would probably be better than soy. If memory serves you need to drink like a gallon of soy milk a day for any noticeable effects, but tea tree oil shampoo has given prepubescent males Gynecomastia. Either way. Just take the medication. Anything else is unreliable and potentially dangerous.

Dawg posted...

Reading erotic fiction for the story is funny though. I'm not even saying it's a lie but like you gotta just read some regular books if the porn is bothering you. Even if you have become attached to the story you just gotta let go of the fomo. There is so much great fiction out there that everyone is always missing out on something

There is a ton of great fiction out there. And I will read pretty much anything that is free and interesting. Probably why I read so much fanfiction as well. Between libby, audible, and kindle unlimited, I read normal books as well, but you just can't replace fetish fics.

Well, actually, that story we read in middle school about the girl who was hit by a car and had her brain transplanted into a chimpanzee body is really close to a large variety of fics I have seen. So maybe you can.

PPPPLAASSUMA posted...

I'm not equipped for this topic.

But if you're talking about what I think you're talking about, drink the shit out of soy milk. Anything soy. Make everything soy.

It destroys your testosterone, gives you estrogen, and boobs.

On the flip side, if you want more testosterone, cayenne pepper. Eat a spoonful of cayenne pepper every day and chciks will hit on you at random for no reason. Some dudes too.

Lol

I found after spending some time with injections (or perhaps even just extended time with E), my T level went down on their own without blockers.

PPPPLAASSUMA posted...

I'm not equipped for this topic.

But if you're talking about what I think you're talking about, drink the shit out of soy milk. Anything soy. Make everything soy.

It destroys your testosterone, gives you estrogen, and boobs.

On the flip side, if you want more testosterone, cayenne pepper. Eat a spoonful of cayenne pepper every day and chciks will hit on you at random for no reason. Some dudes too.

Watch this video where they go over a study involving men consuming soy and ending up having more testosterone.
https://youtu.be/C8dfiDeJeDU

Reminder: Cow milk has more actual estrogen than soy milk has phytoestrogen.

Isn't that the same idea that cheese will give you the gay juice?