Current Events > Oof, I got a federal jury duty summons

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CableZL 06/09/23 12:53:39 PM #1:	"You are ON CALL for Jury Duty from July 2, 2023 through August 4, 2023" Welp... guess I gotta fill out this form Also, I wish they wouldn't send hyperlinks on printed out pieces of paper. Send me an email with the freaking link. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:974035168] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>"You are ON CALL for Jury Duty from July 2, 2023 through August 4, 2023"Welp... guess I gotta fill out this formAlso, I wish they wouldn't send hyperlinks on printed out pieces of paper. Send me an email with the freaking link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 06/09/23 12:55:26 PM #3:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] That would be awful, LOL It's in the western district of Texas... ... ... and this is where that dude tied to Ken Paxton's impeachment just got arrested by the FBI... hmmmmm --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:974035210] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> That would be awful, LOLIt's in the western district of Texas...... ... and this is where that dude tied to Ken Paxton's impeachment just got arrested by the FBI... hmmmmm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LarryFitzgerald 06/09/23 12:56:09 PM #4:	Can't you get out of it by being super racist or something like that --- First Ballot HoF <cite>LarryFitzgerald posted [p:974035234] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Can't you get out of it by being super racist or something like that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 06/09/23 12:57:08 PM #5:	CableZL posted... That would be awful, LOL It's in the western district of Texas... ... ... and this is where that dude tied to Ken Paxton's impeachment just got arrested by the FBI... hmmmmm If we don't hear from you for a awhile I'll assume you are sequestered now. >_> --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:974035260] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite><quote>That would be awful, LOLIt's in the western district of Texas...... ... and this is where that dude tied to Ken Paxton's impeachment just got arrested by the FBI... hmmmmm</quote>If we don't hear from you for a awhile I'll assume you are sequestered now. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Starks 06/09/23 12:57:39 PM #7:	It's a lot easier just to say you believe in jury notification and won't be able to follow a judges instructions. The alternative is sitting on a federal grand jury for weeks and not being properly compensated for it. --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:974035274] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>It's a lot easier just to say you believe in jury notification and won't be able to follow a judges instructions.The alternative is sitting on a federal grand jury for weeks and not being properly compensated for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/09/23 12:59:15 PM #8:	Starks posted... It's a lot easier just to say you believe in jury notification and won't be able to follow a judges instructions. The alternative is sitting on a federal grand jury for weeks and not being properly compensated for it. You'll get a hardship exemption if you can't do the time. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:974035306] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Starks posted... </cite><quote>It's a lot easier just to say you believe in jury notification and won't be able to follow a judges instructions.The alternative is sitting on a federal grand jury for weeks and not being properly compensated for it.</quote>You'll get a hardship exemption if you can't do the time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 06/09/23 12:59:49 PM #9:	This new standby system is fucking garbage. They somehow made jury duty worse. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:974035323] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>This new standby system is fucking garbage. They somehow made jury duty worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/09/23 1:00:55 PM #10:	Oh no --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: disco elysium, stasis: bone totem He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:974035344] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Oh no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 06/09/23 1:01:30 PM #12:	Gonna make your court update topics real interesting, you could just live stream them. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:974035358] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Gonna make your court update topics real interesting, you could just live stream them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 06/09/23 1:02:33 PM #13:	I recently got a letter from the middle district of Florida. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:974035378] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>I recently got a letter from the middle district of Florida.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 06/09/23 1:06:07 PM #14:	They tapped you like a MtG card. --- Is this reverse psychology? And if I ask, will you lie to me? <cite>Cocytus posted [p:974035453] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>They tapped you like a MtG card.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 06/09/23 1:07:22 PM #15:	Tell them you're already mailing your GUILTY verdict for the Trump trial. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:974035489] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you're already mailing your GUILTY verdict for the Trump trial.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 06/09/23 1:07:41 PM #16:	Jury duty ftw --- I just might 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my awesome teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:974035497] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Jury duty ftw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/09/23 1:08:20 PM #17:	Were_Wyrm posted... Gonna make your court update topics real interesting, you could just live stream them. No you can't. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:974035514] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted... </cite><quote>Gonna make your court update topics real interesting, you could just live stream them.</quote>No you can't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 06/09/23 1:12:34 PM #18:	Were_Wyrm posted... Gonna make your court update topics real interesting, you could just live stream them. Nah, I wouldn't be able to live stream a court session. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:974035591] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Were_Wyrm posted... </cite><quote>Gonna make your court update topics real interesting, you could just live stream them.</quote>Nah, I wouldn't be able to live stream a court session.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tankboy 06/09/23 1:29:35 PM #19:	I've had District Court jury duty twice (only one actually went to trial). A lot of crimes involving drugs and firearms become federal offenses almost automatically. <cite>tankboy posted [p:974035963] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>I've had District Court jury duty twice (only one actually went to trial). A lot of crimes involving drugs and firearms become federal offenses almost automatically.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SocialistGamer 06/09/23 1:34:36 PM #20:	Just say you're a Russian agent. --- Capcom is the best developer ever! Steam ID: SocialistGamer92 <cite>SocialistGamer posted [p:974036059] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Just say you're a Russian agent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 06/09/23 1:34:38 PM #21:	Few years back I was "invited" to sit on a grand jury in SDTX but I didn't fill out the form. --- #EatTheRich <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:974036060] in Oof, I got... [t:80471810]...</cite> <quote>Few years back I was "invited" to sit on a grand jury in SDTX but I didn't fill out the form.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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