Current Events > Ted Mosby sure got laid a lot

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/05/23 10:39:33 PM
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Definitely more than the average guy.

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bsp77
06/05/23 10:41:12 PM
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He averaged like 4 or 5 a season I think. Not too hard when nothing lasts longer than a couple months.

Now Barney...

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FolkenRawr
06/05/23 10:42:05 PM
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My buddies and I went a weird thing in our mid-late 20s where we did the 'haaaaave you met my friend ___'
Pretty successful tbh. Helps that all of us are at least decent looking and we all have personalities.

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AmericaTheBrave
06/05/23 10:43:56 PM
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He told his children his entire sexual history.

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FolkenRawr
06/05/23 10:45:18 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
He told his children his entire sexual history.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/6/AAQh2QAAEiqm.jpg

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Ivynn
06/05/23 10:46:16 PM
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"Kids, here's how I met your mom. But first, let me tell you all the hot women I banged...."

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lilORANG
06/05/23 10:46:44 PM
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Yeah. Pretty unrealistic considering he's pretty mid looking and has the personality of cardboard. Worst character in a show of terrible characters.

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bsp77
06/05/23 10:48:17 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Yeah. Pretty unrealistic considering he's pretty mid looking and has the personality of cardboard. Worst character in a show of terrible characters.
The quantity isn't unrealistic at all. The quality though kinda is.

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Senta
06/05/23 10:48:36 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Yeah. Pretty unrealistic considering he's pretty mid looking and has the personality of cardboard. Worst character in a show of terrible characters.

Lily is the worst.

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TheGoldenEel
06/05/23 10:59:08 PM
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FolkenRawr posted...
My buddies and I went a weird thing in our mid-late 20s where we did the 'haaaaave you met my friend ___'
Pretty successful tbh. Helps that all of us are at least decent looking and we all have personalities.
Im now good friends with a girl whose friend did that to me like 8 years ago

haaave you met [this chicks name]?

weve been close ever since

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Zikten
06/05/23 10:59:39 PM
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He probably didn't get laid as much as Gengis Khan though
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Jiek_Fafn
06/05/23 10:59:43 PM
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Chicks dig architects. The sex is mythical. They're so good at creating proper structural support that both people feel like they're floating. It's like some outer space fucking, bro.

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MaxEffingBemis
06/06/23 7:48:16 AM
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Ted had a lot going for him that contributed to getting laid a lot. He lives in NYC so the dating pool is massive. He had good jobs. He was decent looking and dressed nice. He hung out at their local watering hole all the time so he was always meeting new people.

Like someone else said: the quantity shouldnt be the issue here so much as the quality. He bagged girls way too hot for him too frequently and thats whats unrealistic

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cjsdowg
06/06/23 7:52:29 AM
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George castanza, blows him out of water and so when that is the standard for a sitcom actor in NYC. Then they are doing well.

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VeggetaX
06/06/23 7:54:42 AM
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I hear it's easy when you live in the big city tho

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pegusus123456
06/06/23 8:00:47 AM
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It is Ted telling the story, he could have been banging dogs and describing them as models.

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voldothegr8
06/06/23 8:11:20 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Yeah. Pretty unrealistic considering he's pretty mid looking and has the personality of cardboard. Worst character in a show of terrible characters.
But he had the most legendary wing man of all time.

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majin_nemesis
06/06/23 8:11:20 AM
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he may have beaten Barney,we just don't know because Ted wasn't keep count and barney is in denial
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Carljank
06/06/23 8:12:32 AM
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FolkenRawr posted...
My buddies and I went a weird thing in our mid-late 20s where we did the 'haaaaave you met my friend ___'
Pretty successful tbh. Helps that all of us are at least decent looking and we all have personalities.
Did you do it before the show? Because after the show it was just an awkward thing to do to someone. I could see it working better before everyone knew about it as a cheesy wing man thing on the show.

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Block_that_Kick
06/06/23 8:22:43 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AADYzzAAEitR.jpg

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