Current Events > SWEDEN recognizes SEX as a SPORT! First national SEX CHAMPIONSHIP next week!!!

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https://www.news18.com/lifestyle/sweden-declares-sex-as-a-sport-championship-starts-next-week-7989601.html

Sweden has declared sex as a sport and the first-ever sex competition is scheduled to take place early next week. On June 8th, the highly anticipated European Sex Championship, which will be happening under the guidance of the Swedish Sex Federation, will be held.

The participants taking part in this competition will have to engage in sex sessions that will stretch up to six hours on a daily basis. One solo match will at least go on for a good 40-45 minutes. The participants will have to compete in a variety of categories including, foreplay, oral sex, penetration, knowledge of the erogenous zones and so on
A judges panel has been set to decide the winners of the competition but there is a twist in the game, the audience present at these matches will also have a say on the decision. Judges and the audience will be taking into consideration factors such as good communication skills between a couple, their endurance level, the chemistry that they share and their knowledge about sex.

Participants should be well versed with the Kamasutra and all the rules and sexual artistry that it speaks about. If these participants are able to demonstrate the rules and regulations of Kamasutra in their sexual act that they will have to put on display then the more points they will get.

For those who are not aware, Kamasutra is a Sanskrit scripture that sheds light on topics such as sexuality and eroticism. It is imperative that the participants in the Swedish sex competition are able to showcase their know-how and knowledge of sex.

Finally, My calling in life. To be the best there ever... Oops, sorry, this like NEVER happenes.

Will it be televised? >_>

tag for later. I gotta read this shit lol

Time to train

Finally a sport worth watching.

reminds me of some porn series I found on the hub many years ago. It was basically pro wrestling but between a man and woman and theyd end up fucking, with whoever managed to subdue the other and get on top and initiate penetration being the winner

This is not how I'd set up a sex Olympics. I want real athletes.

Some sort of machine that you fuck and it's able to measure your thrust force.

The 100m dildo where a woman rides a dildo that somehow measures how much gets rammed into herself every stroke. Do you take deeper strides or is it better to do faster/shorter ones? Perfecting the technique sounds fascinating.

Shooting for distance

Some sort of dick archery where you angle yourself from some distance away and try to line up with the target. When ready, you use some sort of trigger operated by hand to shoot at the target.

These are just off the top of my head

This sounds so unreal

America could learn some things from Sweden.

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Sadly, reality has outdone The Onion for quite a few years now. They might as well become a legitimate news outlet.

Swedish Sex Federation

Dibs on the band name

There are plenty of disciplines that factor in athleticism, form, and artistry. Figure skating, diving, gymnastics, ect. Is Sweden the first country to do so? I know there are competitions and sex championships that have been held before that they can reference.

That's my Sweden.

littlebro07 posted...

reminds me of some porn series I found on the hub many years ago. It was basically pro wrestling but between a man and woman and theyd end up fucking, with whoever managed to subdue the other and get on top and initiate penetration being the winner

You sure about that?. There's a gay and lesbian channel like that, but I cannot imagine there being a mixed gender one. Bad optics, at the very least.

I'm in!

Sweden you're gonna make Norway do a bugs bunny.

Based sport. Based country.

This seems to be fake news from what I can find, but I want to believe, lol.

Time for Vince McMahon to start drawing up the XSL.

Lmao at the solo match

I have to ask.......what would a Rocky Balboa training montage look like for this sport >_>

sex battles, or battle sex?

Imit8m3 posted...

solo match

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/8/AAEv3mAAEiX4.jpg

There was a very competitive guy in the solo competition. He came in 1st and 3rd.

Bass posted...

This seems to be fake news from what I can find, but I want to believe, lol.

https://www.swedishsexfederation.com/
It looks legit to me.

Imit8m3 posted...

https://www.swedishsexfederation.com/
It looks legit to me.

It is owned by a guy that owns multiple stripclubs.
All reports originates from his twitter, which is wrong.
He tried to make sex recognized as sport, he has tried multiple times, and it was denied every time.

Ah.