Current Events > A $50 Gamestop gift card but you have to fight Laura Dern to the death

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specialkid8
05/31/23 9:28:13 AM
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Deal?

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ironman2009
05/31/23 9:28:54 AM
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Sure fuck it I forgot my lunch today so I got some free time around noon

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NeonTentacles
05/31/23 9:29:10 AM
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When I was 4 and saw Laura Dern in Jurassic Park. I was obsessed with her legs >_> I think that's why I like legs 2nd (and boobs 1st obviously)

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Anarchy_Juiblex
05/31/23 9:32:29 AM
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Can she be dressed as Holdo while I do it?

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BurmesePenguin
05/31/23 9:33:31 AM
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But I don't want Laura Dern to die.

And GameStop doesn't exist in my country.

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Euripides
05/31/23 10:16:01 AM
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Can I fight Gamestop to the death with Laura Dern as my prize?

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itachi15243
05/31/23 10:17:38 AM
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50 bucks just isn't worth it honestly

I'm not fighting anyone to the death for under 500

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IShall_Run_Amok
05/31/23 10:19:48 AM
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Euripides posted...
Can I fight Gamestop to the death with Laura Dern as my prize?


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specialkid8
05/31/23 11:47:39 AM
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Euripides posted...
Can I fight Gamestop to the death with Laura Dern as my prize?
respect women

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PoopPotato
05/31/23 11:48:58 AM
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Maybe if it included a subscription to Game Informer I would.

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Vokrent
05/31/23 12:24:07 PM
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Well, either I get a gift card or I die.

Sounds like a win-win to me

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mercurydude
05/31/23 12:30:02 PM
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Laura Dern is a tulpa, so it would just be her tulpa I defeat, who would then deflate and fly out of the room.

The real Laura Dern is in the Black Lodge.

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