Board 8 > My attempts to befriend the geese outside my building are working.

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Chaeix
04/03/23 12:56:00 PM
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There are 2 geese who routinely eat grass in the same place and they hiss and honk at lots of people and literally every dog that walk by. I've been trying to get closer and closer while going and smoking a joint or some CBD for the last few weeks (to demonstrate I mean no harm) and this morning the big one came up like a foot away from my and looked at me curiously, making little quiet honks instead of hissing.

We're so close to becoming friends!

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FFDragon
04/03/23 1:14:26 PM
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This is a villain origin story

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Zigzagoon
04/03/23 1:19:18 PM
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FFDragon posted...
This is a villain origin story
For who?

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Chaeix
04/03/23 1:43:25 PM
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Zigzagoon posted...
For who?
Me obviously

I will sic my geese friends on all of my enemies

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HaRRicH
04/03/23 7:40:13 PM
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FFDragon posted...
This is a villain origin story

Look, we can't stop you from trying to take over the world, but you need to know something.

They'll bite at you between your legs. We can't save you from that future you're choosing.

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Menji
04/03/23 7:42:00 PM
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Why did I read this as a Persona prompt

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Crescent-Moon
04/03/23 8:04:20 PM
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Geese are vicious.

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Obellisk
04/03/23 8:07:16 PM
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Pirateking2000
04/03/23 9:13:49 PM
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It's a trap. They're just trying to trick you.

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CassandraCain
04/04/23 5:32:30 AM
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I've never had a problem with geese. I was at the botanical garden last year during their mating season and I did have to step up to one who was chasing some lady. It backed off immediately.

Later on there was one just waddling along a thin trail, I walked up behind and said "excuse me buddy" and it kindly moved to the side and let me pass. I looked back and told it to gave a good day.

Geese are awesome tbh

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most_games_r_ok
04/04/23 8:03:17 AM
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Once you are let into the pack how will you establish dominance

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Chaeix
04/04/23 4:48:20 PM
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most_games_r_ok posted...
Once you are let into the pack how will you establish dominance
i don't even want dominance tbh, i'm hoping that when they have goslings i can also be friends with them

i've named them charmaine and johnson

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MysteriousStan
04/04/23 4:50:40 PM
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Chaeix posted...
i don't even want dominance tbh, i'm hoping that when they have goslings i can also be friends with them
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Raka_Putra
04/04/23 5:16:06 PM
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Should share of some of your pot with them, see what happens.

For legal and ethical purposes, this is a joke. Don't feed animals weird substances.

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redrocket
04/04/23 5:25:44 PM
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Raka_Putra posted...
Should share of some of your pot with them, see what happens.

For legal and ethical purposes, this is a joke. Don't feed animals weird substances.

This is how we get Cocaine Bears.

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HaRRicH
04/15/23 12:51:43 AM
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Geese got 'em.

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Peace___Frog
04/15/23 7:34:05 AM
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Keep it up, I'm sure the quest reward is right around the corner

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MartinFF7
04/15/23 3:47:14 PM
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HaRRicH posted...
Geese got 'em.

Nah he's in the midst of a geese training montage right now
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WarThaNemesis2
04/15/23 3:52:54 PM
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there was a goose who was the mascot of a boxing club near me

anyone who walked by and went in? no reaction.

anyone who walked by and did not go in? ANGRY HONKS

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Chaeix
04/17/23 2:41:46 PM
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They went away for a few days but they are back

making another attempt

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