Poll of the Day > core workouts are certainly the worst

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they're generally not exciting, and you always get weird stares from the woman on the mat next to you because all of the torso contorting keeps pushing out farts

It's not real yoga unless people are farting ~Tom Hanks

Hnnggh, I'm trying to work my core, but I'm tummy sick, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting that woman

The workouts I've been hating recently are forearm isolations. Been trying to do like a bunch of farmer walks with 80s in each hand and it's absolutely miserable.

I did hate core a lot when I was doing t25 and whatnot through the pandemic. Never wanna burpee or plank walk again for the rest of my life

I tried to find the Office clip of Michael describing his Core Blaster Extreme

When I was playing DotA more regularly, I made a habit of planking whenever I was waiting to respawn. It was actually pretty effective, and all but eliminated the lower back pain I was getting on longer bike rides. Really made me hate Necrophos, though.

As someone who has mostly female coworkers, I just find excuses to walk about and lightly crop dust everywhere and eventually they wont notice