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Turtlebread
03/21/23 1:40:00 AM
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If I have to poop at work I just shove a baby wipe from my bag into my pocket very inconspicuously

No ones said anything yet and Im going to keep doing this

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Bandit_Keith
03/21/23 1:45:19 AM
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Please tell me you're not flushing those.

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MabusIncarnate
03/21/23 1:47:18 AM
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They make flushable ones now

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Turtlebread
03/21/23 1:48:29 AM
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I dont flush it. I wrap it in a TP, then bin it.

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ellis123
03/21/23 1:49:28 AM
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Why would anyone at work care if you used baby wipes?

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Bandit_Keith
03/21/23 1:50:34 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Not everyone.

MabusIncarnate posted...
They make flushable ones now
They aren't flushable.

Turtlebread posted...
I dont flush it. I wrap it in a TP, then bin it.
Good on you, man.


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Heartomaton
03/21/23 1:54:37 AM
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I take them out of the trash and flush them. Take that, environment.

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MabusIncarnate
03/21/23 1:55:20 AM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Not everyone.

They aren't flushable.

Good on you, man.
The package clearly says plumber approved. Idk who that plumber is but I trust him.

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Doe
03/21/23 1:58:40 AM
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They know dude

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brain_hammer
03/21/23 3:57:15 AM
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Someone at my work brought in a pack of poop wipes and left them in a bathroom near the warehouseon the floor, next to the toilet. They sat there a couple days and then a maintenance guy took a sharpie and wrote DO NOT USE THESE on them. Next day they disappeared.
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MedeaLysistrata
03/21/23 3:58:56 AM
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Cool

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Kakapo
03/21/23 4:00:20 AM
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I pity the plumber whos going to have to break up the wipe ball

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Kloe_Rinz
03/21/23 4:01:59 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
I dont flush it. I wrap it in a TP, then bin it.
At work? You wipe your ass and throw the poopy paper in the bin? Nasty
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ForsakenHermit
03/21/23 4:03:55 AM
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If they screw you over, flush them down.

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Turtlebread
03/21/23 4:05:39 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
At work? You wipe your ass and throw the poopy paper in the bin? Nasty

a small price to pay for a clean asshole

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Kloe_Rinz
03/21/23 4:08:04 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
a small price to pay for a clean asshole
Poop at home, dont be nasty
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trappedunderice
03/21/23 4:20:24 AM
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Why must we have toilets and all this complicated plumbing nonsense when we can just poop in a hole in the ground and not worry about it
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bknight
03/21/23 4:26:04 AM
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I ain't no baby.
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