Current Events > 10 Billion dollars but you can only eat Subway for the rest of your life

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CM_Ponch
03/19/23 12:24:58 AM
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You can go to Subway as many times per day as you'd like. You can not buy Subway and change the menu. You have zero influence over the menu.

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CaptainStrong
03/19/23 12:27:26 AM
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What if they go out of business? Do I starve to death?
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Trumble
03/19/23 12:28:06 AM
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Do I have influence over their opening hours?

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CM_Ponch
03/19/23 12:28:45 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
What if they go out of business? Do I starve to death?
Subway is eternal

Trumble posted...
Do I have influence over their opening hours?
No

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Lost_All_Senses
03/19/23 12:29:07 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
What if they go out of business? Do I starve to death?
You have to find Jared and force him to continue to make subs for you until one of you dies.

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The_X_Dawg
03/19/23 12:29:55 AM
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No. Food is too important to me.
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CADE_FOSTER
03/19/23 1:09:11 AM
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ah but what if i gave a billion dollars to the owner so he could change the menu every month boom
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TaylorHeinicke
03/19/23 1:10:15 AM
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Deal. I use the money to buy subway and make them good

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CM_Ponch
03/19/23 5:07:06 AM
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Bump

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Gobstoppers12
03/19/23 5:09:44 AM
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Honestly, I'd be okay with that. I like subway a lot, and ten billion dollars is a fuck ton of money.

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Glob
03/19/23 5:09:56 AM
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I live in a country without subway, so I dont think that could work.

Assuming that I could magically order subway (only for myself) regardless of where I am? Its tempting. The food would be miserable but theres so much good that could be done with that kind of money.
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gildedwings
03/19/23 5:10:47 AM
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Subway bread is gross.

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Flauros
03/19/23 5:16:33 AM
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Can i play the piano anymore?

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DepreceV2
03/19/23 5:17:33 AM
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Easy. They have enough variety to not drive me crazy

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DisgracefulSins
03/19/23 5:23:35 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Am I allowed to use the food from Subway as ingredients to make different types of food?
This would be my way as well.

Topic just says you have to live off their food. It doesn't say you can't take it and do other things with it. You don't need to eat only subs. Dump out the ingredients and mix it in a bowl or whatever and have it different ways.

Ultimately you would probably get so tired of Subway either way. But for 10 billion dollars, it would be easy money.

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Trumble
03/19/23 5:25:36 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
No
No deal then. I can live with the subway only part; but the lack of 24 hour access to it, or at least a bit later than the local one opens, is a dealbreaker.

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LinkDaLunatic
03/19/23 5:29:30 AM
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Deal. This is a legally binding contract. I will begin consuming only Subway starting now. You owe me this money and I will be suing if I don't receive it within 24 hours.

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deoxxys
03/19/23 5:32:58 AM
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I like food too much. Im a cook, exploring new dishes is what I do.

Also did you have to pick the shittiest sub chain? It might be a harder decision if was Quiznos or Fire House subs. At least they taste good. Subway is trash, I would rather get subs from a grocery store deli.

Hell even if you said I could only eat at the nicest resturant I can think of for half the money would be a hard decision. Eating the same food your whole life is pain even if it was a Steakhouse, Sushi bar, etc.

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deoxxys
03/19/23 5:36:47 AM
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Looks like theres lots

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MedeaLysistrata
03/19/23 5:49:57 AM
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do i get full nutrition?

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majin_nemesis
03/19/23 5:58:36 AM
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what if i gave enough money to a family member so they can buy subway and change the menu so i can eat better food there
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ForsakenHermit
03/19/23 7:42:36 AM
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No fucking way!

Subway has fallen so far in our lifetimes. Back in the '90s they used to have some pretty good ingredients and it smelled like a good sub shop. I don't know if their decline was caused by Jared encouraging them to go all in on the health angle or if was caused by over expansion or something else but these days they might be the worst sub chain around. If the sub place at UAlbany's dining area was a Blimpie they may be worse as the smoked turkey meat they used was awful. But I don't know if Blimpie does that or not.

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LinkDaLunatic
03/19/23 8:26:05 AM
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update: subway breakfast lowkey slaps
where is my fucking money CM_Ponch
are we going to be civil about the money you owe me?
or do i need to make a few phone calls?

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BurmesePenguin
03/19/23 8:29:11 AM
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There's no Subway in my city.
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Sexypwnstar
03/19/23 8:30:46 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
You can go to Subway as many times per day as you'd like. You can not buy Subway and change the menu. You have zero influence over the menu.

Okay, I'll go to Subway and order an infinite amount of every sub and flood the universe with subs

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ForsakenHermit
03/19/23 8:31:55 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
There's no Subway in my city.
How big's your city? (Population wise)

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El_Marsh
03/19/23 8:33:06 AM
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I'd take that deal, easy.

I wouldn't eat all that much anyway with the mind-boggling amounts of cocaine I'd be consuming.


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BurmesePenguin
03/19/23 8:33:33 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
How big's your city? (Population wise)
A little below 300k I believe
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ForsakenHermit
03/19/23 8:44:41 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
A little below 300k I believe
I take it you don't live in the states? Because I can't imagine an American city of that size without a Subway. Or even a Canadian one.

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Glob
03/19/23 8:45:50 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
How big's your city? (Population wise)

According to Google, about 5.2 million for me. It also tells me there is at least one in the country, but I dont think theres one anywhere near me.
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Philip027
03/19/23 8:47:42 AM
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Nope. Isn't one of the main perks of being rich being able to eat whatever the hell you want? That'd be kinda wasted here.
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Cocytus
03/19/23 8:55:10 AM
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Does this presume that the food is clean and fixed properly, tastes good?

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alfred_ashford
03/19/23 8:55:38 AM
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It would be impossible to have 10 billion dollars AND zero influence, fake news. Also I love everyone saying "they dont have those in my area" if only dollars would allow you to travel or own a franchise.

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LinkDaLunatic
03/19/23 8:55:51 AM
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Philip027 posted...
Nope. Isn't one of the main perks of being rich being able to eat whatever the hell you want? That'd be kinda wasted here.
that's what the 'rich poor' think. millionaires with mere pocket change. at the billions level, you get to experience true decadence. knowing that the rest of society is carrying your weight on their backs, crippling social infrastructure so you can hoard absurd amounts of money, knowing that you'll never be held accountable for anything ever again and can be the biggest piece of shit imaginable with no consequence. i'm getting a full-blown erection just thinking about it since i'm in that club as of today thanks to this topic.

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MedeaLysistrata
03/19/23 5:10:29 PM
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the only benefit to being rich is not having to apply for jobs, or, not having to work

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BurmesePenguin
03/19/23 5:15:08 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
I take it you don't live in the states? Because I can't imagine an American city of that size without a Subway. Or even a Canadian one.
Denmark.

It's weird because I always visit Subway when I go to a smaller town that has one. Or I used to maybe 7 or so years ago. Nowadays their prices are stupid and the subs aren't even as good anymore.
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ellis123
03/19/23 5:16:47 PM
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Sure. I'll buy a Subway and have them cook me whatever I want.

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Kombucha
03/19/23 5:17:59 PM
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I would take this deal, easily.

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Paragon21XX
03/19/23 5:19:42 PM
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I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

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Super_Slash
03/19/23 5:20:05 PM
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Yes. Subway doesn't just have sandwiches, they also have pizza, chips, cookies etc, which is more than enough for me.
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Raikuro
03/19/23 5:23:07 PM
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Can you just order customized salads filled with every item they sell and hire a private chef to take those ingredients from subway and cook them in different ways to not get too tiring
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Agonized_rufous
03/19/23 5:25:05 PM
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Sure, I'll buy a substantial portion or my own franchise, build my house next to it, and demand they make things for me or add to the menu

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OobyDooby
03/19/23 5:27:35 PM
#47:


Can I still use the glory hole at the Panera bread?

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Accolon
03/19/23 5:32:43 PM
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Hey TC, I'll give you a billion dollars to remove the stipulation that I can't influence Subways's menu.

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Alucard188
03/19/23 5:33:26 PM
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Absolutely yes.

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Supersex420
03/19/23 5:33:57 PM
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10 bill and you choose one place to eat from

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