Current Events > Random girl adds me on Facebook, she ends up being my cousin, wants to meet in 3

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Master_Kazuya
03/16/23 10:43:56 PM
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weeks?

Basically I had no idea who she was, I thought she was cute, I was basically like can I get to know you, and shes like "yeah! your mom said we should hang out so that you could have cool cousins to hang with lol" and I'm like "lol yeah she says a lot but nothing wrong with a cool cousin!"

Then says she's been wanting to check out a restaurant in 3 weeks and asked if I was free

I mean, I'm not necessarily thinking anything of it, but...

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BigMeatyClaws
03/16/23 10:44:52 PM
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is her dad nigerian? did she ask for money?

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Big_Nabendu
03/16/23 10:45:02 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/6/AAW5a5AAESXK.jpg

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Dakimakura
03/16/23 10:45:15 PM
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Sounds like a scam

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SrRd_RacinG
03/16/23 10:47:03 PM
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It is very interesting, the lengths to which we go for attention on an internet message board.

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manhookcardoor
03/16/23 10:47:34 PM
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And that's how you catch a CEman.

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The_Korey
03/16/23 10:49:07 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

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Master_Kazuya
03/16/23 10:52:28 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/8/AAF3XdAAESXM.png

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Damn_Underscore
03/16/23 10:53:15 PM
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manhookcardoor posted...
And that's how you catch a CEman.

lol this

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Questionmarktarius
03/16/23 10:53:44 PM
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If the conversation shifts to itunes giftcards, bail immediately
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Master_Kazuya
03/16/23 10:54:59 PM
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No I mean we have mutual friends and upon looking at her friends list, it checks out. My mom is currently visiting and staying at her moms place

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Trumpo
03/16/23 10:56:44 PM
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Have your mom prove it

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Kakapo
03/16/23 10:58:43 PM
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Trumpo posted...
Have your mom prove it


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Pastryarchy
03/16/23 11:09:02 PM
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She's your cousin based on what...?

Call your fam and verify.

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The_Top_Crusader
03/16/23 11:15:36 PM
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Huh, like first cousin? Obviously every family situation is different, just seems like (especially if your moms are visiting each other) that you would know who your cousin is even if youre not close. >_>

but I get it if its like 3rd cousin or whatever.


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WaterLink
03/16/23 11:17:30 PM
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https://youtu.be/BxAz36rTOsc

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Vegy
03/16/23 11:17:46 PM
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Why your mom trying to set you up on play dates

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Master_Kazuya
03/16/23 11:21:48 PM
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The_Top_Crusader posted...
but I get it if its like 3rd cousin or whatever

Yeah, I think it's 3rd or 4th, something distant

Vegy posted...
Why your mom trying to set you up on play dates

Idk she's kinda weird like that, I don't really care though, maybe this cousin will introduce me to more ppl, won't hurt to get lunch

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Zikten
03/16/23 11:25:40 PM
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She is basically a stranger if she is 3rd or 4th. I wouldn't even consider her to be a relative
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Tyranthraxus
03/16/23 11:29:04 PM
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She's gonna meet with you and give you some MLM shit

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Master_Kazuya
03/16/23 11:31:09 PM
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I'm not worried about getting scammed. Nobody can make me purchase something I don't consent to. I literally don't even have the money to get scammed lol

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Vegy
03/17/23 7:01:08 AM
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You have da human organs dey want doe

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Gwynevere
03/17/23 7:51:18 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
If the conversation shifts to itunes giftcards, bail immediately
Do not redeem!

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Master_Kazuya
03/18/23 4:34:34 PM
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Well it's true, not a scam, met back up with my mom

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Letron_James
03/18/23 4:34:44 PM
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https://youtu.be/J6UG1Jlwiow

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coolguyjimmy
03/18/23 4:49:46 PM
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In most civilized countries, and Civilized American States cousin marriage, or co-habitation are fine.
It's only a few southern America states (such as the great state of Mississippi, and the forward thinking Texas where Greg Abbott is Governor) where it's not, not sure why they banned it, actually... Religious reasons, perhaps? Or perhaps because they're such forward thinking, progressive and ethical states?
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Master_Kazuya
03/18/23 6:10:03 PM
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coolguyjimmy posted...
In most civilized countries, and Civilized American States cousin marriage, or co-habitation are fine.
It's only a few southern America states (such as the great state of Mississippi, and the forward thinking Texas where Greg Abbott is Governor) where it's not, not sure why they banned it, actually... Religious reasons, perhaps? Or perhaps because they're such forward thinking, progressive and ethical states?

Interesting

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Master_Kazuya
03/19/23 12:54:27 AM
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I have been thinking a lot

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Damn_Underscore
03/19/23 12:55:03 AM
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So...

is she hot?

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littlebro07
03/19/23 1:01:53 AM
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WaterLink posted...
https://youtu.be/BxAz36rTOsc

damn it wulah I wanted to post this

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Master_Kazuya
03/19/23 1:05:02 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
So...

is she hot?

Gorgeous

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TaylorHeinicke
03/19/23 1:07:10 AM
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Pics

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Zikten
03/19/23 1:20:44 AM
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She's free game as I said. No law against 3rd or 4th cousin or whatever she is
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Master_Kazuya
03/19/23 1:26:39 AM
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I'm just gonna see how it goes. No expectations, open to whatever

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