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ColonizedMind
02/17/23 8:41:31 AM
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The absolute worst of the MCU amplified to maximum. The script is awful, the jokes dont land ever, the acting is coasting at best, the choreography is absolutely terrible and worst of all it looks awful, the CGI is a joke, one of the worst looking films ever considering the budget but where does the money go? The visuals are so, so bad.

And as typical the story has absolutely zero consequences outside of another bait and switch on setting up this vig bad only to kill him and show hes just one of many, great youre riffing on Rick and Morty years after it lost its relevance!

Not only easily the worst MCU film, one of the worst superhero films ever
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Irony
02/17/23 8:42:56 AM
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Sounds like you haven't seen many MCU movies or even many superhero movies


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St0rmFury
02/17/23 8:43:21 AM
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Does Luis at least do his thing?

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Doom_Art
02/17/23 8:44:01 AM
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ColonizedMind posted...
the choreography is absolutely terrible and worst of all it looks awful, the CGI is a joke
I'll agree with these but disagree with the rest.

It is a very poorly shot and undynamic film but from a storytelling perspective I thought it was good. The humor also was a lot more balanced than in something like Love and Thunder or w.e.

Also on the note of humor, I absolutely love how they didn't use any jokes to undercut Kang. He was appropriately menacing.

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ColonizedMind
02/17/23 8:44:05 AM
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Irony posted...
Sounds like you haven't seen many MCU movies or even many superhero movies

Ive seen them all, and theyve been going downhill since Thanos was beaten, but this is the nadir
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Irony
02/17/23 8:44:18 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Does Luis at least do his thing?
Nope

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specialkid8
02/17/23 8:44:47 AM
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What an absolutely ridiculous overreaction.

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Srk700
02/17/23 8:44:52 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Does Luis at least do his thing?

He's not in it
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ColonizedMind
02/17/23 8:44:56 AM
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I forgot to mention MODOK. What were they thinking?? The worst villain ever.
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Jagr_68
02/17/23 8:49:33 AM
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ColonizedMind posted...
one of the worst superhero films ever

Where does it stack against Steel and Meteor Man?

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Irony
02/17/23 8:50:02 AM
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ColonizedMind posted...
Ive seen them all, and theyve been going downhill since Thanos was beaten, but this is the nadir
Don't doubt it, but this is definitely better than Iron Man 2 and 3 and most Thor movies

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littlebro07
02/17/23 8:50:09 AM
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Srk700 posted...
He's not in it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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littlebro07
02/17/23 8:54:01 AM
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And I kind of suspected that Kang would die, IIRC it's been established that Majors is going to play a different Kang every time so wouldn't really make sense for this one to survive based on that

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specialkid8
02/17/23 8:58:38 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
And I kind of suspected that Kang would die, IIRC it's been established that Majors is going to play a different Kang every time so wouldn't really make sense for this one to survive based on that
I'm sure he will play more variants in the future but I think this is the proper villain going forward. He's the one who was exiled and he's the one who the council fears. He will be back. Probably comes back stronger after being sucked into his TARDIS core.

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Doom_Art
02/17/23 9:31:47 AM
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I dunno why people seriously think Kang died especially since you never see a body and the film goes out of its way (via Scott's inner monologue) to cast doubt on whether he's really gone or not.

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MC_BatCommander
02/17/23 9:33:54 AM
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ColonizedMind posted...
And as typical the story has absolutely zero consequences outside of another bait and switch on setting up this vig bad only to kill him and show hes just one of many, great youre riffing on Rick and Morty years after it lost its relevance!

I'm pretty sure Kang and all his variants was a thing in the comics long before Rick and Morty ever existed

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bsp77
02/17/23 9:42:46 AM
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I wouldn't go so far as awful, but it was pretty meh. I love Jonathan Majors though

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Murphiroth
02/17/23 9:48:37 AM
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Nah it was solid overall.
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specialkid8
02/17/23 10:32:53 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
I'm pretty sure Kang and all his variants was a thing in the comics long before Rick and Morty ever existed
Seriously. The council of Ricks is literally based on Kang and Reed Richards doing this all the time.

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BakonBitz
02/17/23 10:44:11 AM
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ColonizedMind posted...
And as typical the story has absolutely zero consequences outside of another bait and switch on setting up this vig bad only to kill him and show hes just one of many, great youre riffing on Rick and Morty years after it lost its relevance!
Dude...

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Gamingsince1989
02/17/23 11:01:30 AM
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I wasn't planning on going to see the movie in theaters, but I got invited to a 3am screening this morning after the theater closed (only 10 of us in the theater). It was an alright movie. It wasn't as bad as the reviews it's been getting but not great either.
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ColonizedMind
02/18/23 2:28:51 PM
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Bump
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Prestoff
02/18/23 2:34:03 PM
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Yeah you're being very hyperbolic as being the worst superhero film, but I basically agree with most of your criticism of this movie. Even I felt like the actors were just phoning it in this one.

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MaxEffingBemis
02/18/23 4:21:25 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
Nah it was solid overall.
This, I just saw it and enjoyed it

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RchHomieQuanChi
02/18/23 4:24:18 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
I'm pretty sure Kang and all his variants was a thing in the comics long before Rick and Morty ever existed

IIRC, Rick and Morty actually got the whole "Council of Multiverse versions of one guy" thing straight from Marvel Comics, where Reed Richards had his own council

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