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IShall_Run_Amok
01/08/23 12:48:30 AM
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You have $100 million, but, every time a bee of any kind passes by your line of sight, you watch Bee Movie. Time doesn't pass, but all of the sudden your entire sensory experience; your whole conscience, is filled with the entirety of Bee Movie.You can't pause, you can't fast forward, you can't have snacks and you don't get a bathroom break, you just experience Bee Movie, all 91 minutes of it, credits and all, non stop until it's over. Further information:

  • When the movie is over, you are immediately snapped back to reality, and life resumes as if nothing happened. You will feel no mental or physical fatigue, except that which normally accompanies the traumatic experience of viewing Bee Movie.
  • This can only happen five times a day; if you are being swarmed by bees you will not be able to get away or fight them off or fucking get stung to fucking death until you watch Bee Movie five times.
  • If you watch Bee Movie of your own volition, that counts as one of the five The Bee Movie viewings before you can experience bees passing by without experiencing Bee Movie.
  • If you watch a documentary about bees, you will not experience Bee Movie when a bee passes by in the documentary - the bees have to be real. It only applies to real bees.
  • Bee Movie will not initiate if a wasp or hornet passes by you, or if some other bee-like insect or like a bee shaped object pass you by.
  • If you are driven to psychosis from repeated Bee Movie viewings, to the extent that you start having traumatic Bee Movie flashes even when there are no bees around, these flashes count toward your daily Bee Movie viewings.
  • If you have a nightmare that consists entirely of Bee Movie, that counts towards the next day's Bee Movie viewing.
  • If you have a sexy The Bee Movie dream, this counts towards two viewings of Bee Movie during the next day. May God have mercy on your soul.
  • If you watch Bee Movie more than five times a day of your own volition, or experience traumatic Bee Movie flashes, or dream the entirety of The Bee Movie while taking a nap in excess of five Bee Movie viewings, it does not carry over into he next day's total of The Bee Movie viewings.
  • If you watch Over The Hedge or any other DreamWorks animated movie, it does not count toward your daily Bee Movie viewings.
  • If you eat Honey Nut Cheerios you will not experience Bee Movie, unless eating Honey Nut Cheerios causes you to view the entirety of Bee Movie independent of this deal. Such viewings would count toward your daily Bee Movie viewing total.



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Puglia77
01/08/23 12:53:05 AM
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According to all known laws of aviation, there's no down side.

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SSJKirby
01/08/23 12:54:05 AM
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haven't seen a bee in a while, deal

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BurmesePenguin
01/08/23 12:54:07 AM
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https://youtu.be/-Ur4xBMgJ8Y
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Letsago
01/08/23 12:55:14 AM
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So basically Tsukuyomi but with the Bee Movie?

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FatAnimeBooty
01/08/23 12:56:10 AM
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Bee Movie is actually pretty good
It gets absolutely insane during the second act and it's honestly really funny
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Zikten
01/08/23 12:58:05 AM
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I might do this. Where I live, you don't see bees for most of the year. It might be tolerable

Also I have never actually seen Bee Movie, unless you count a few random clips on youtube
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Tom_Joad
01/08/23 1:01:12 AM
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What about boo-bees? Do boo-bees count?

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JKwaffle
01/08/23 1:02:34 AM
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SSJKirby posted...
haven't seen a bee in a while, deal


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bioshockjack
01/08/23 1:59:12 AM
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GranolaPanic posted...
I havent seen it either. Why is it so hated and why did it become a meme?
Because Jerry Seinfeld and there was a heavily implied romance between the woman and the bee

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