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JebronLames
12/28/22 2:37:06 PM
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp8WNMQHrwg">He Shot My Arm Off!: Liquor Store Owner Stops Armed Robbery by Firing Back at Suspects - YouTube</a>

Liquor store owner stops armed robbery by firing back at suspects

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Cocytus
12/28/22 2:39:23 PM
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Oh yeah, saw this one. Good.
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Ararararagi
12/28/22 2:40:28 PM
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I thought this was going to be "and that's why you always leave a note"

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DyingPancake
12/28/22 2:40:59 PM
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I remember this

Pretty hilarious

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NeonTentacles
12/28/22 2:42:30 PM
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tag for later

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Smallville
12/28/22 2:57:21 PM
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just read that the shop keeper recently died, r.i.p. He suffered a heart attack during the shooting or right after, iirc

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Flauros
12/28/22 2:58:43 PM
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I love the one where some guy jumps the counter at a tobacco shop or something and the clerk just starts stabbing the fuck out of him.

The guy who jumped the counter just starts saying "You killed me! You killed me. Im dead... you killed me......"

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thronedfire2
12/28/22 3:08:26 PM
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And I bet they dont even have a handicap parking tag either

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wanderingshade
12/28/22 3:11:24 PM
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Flauros posted...
I love the one where some guy jumps the counter at a tobacco shop or something and the clerk just starts stabbing the fuck out of him.

The guy who jumped the counter just starts saying "You killed me! You killed me. Im dead... you killed me......"

Or that one dude at the gas station who shot some dumb teenagers robbing a store with a fake weapon

"It's not real it's fake!"
"Oh well, mines real"

"Am I shot?"
"Oh fuck yeah!"

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MetroidGamer666
12/28/22 3:16:24 PM
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Why in the world would they use a rifle to rob some liquor and maybe a few hundred from a small store??
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Smallville
12/28/22 3:19:46 PM
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MetroidGamer666 posted...
Why in the world would they use a rifle to rob some liquor and maybe a few hundred from a small store??
it was a fake AR 15 or whatever?

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AlephZero
12/28/22 3:22:11 PM
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the shop owner belongs in prison

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Gobstoppers12
12/28/22 3:23:57 PM
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AlephZero posted...
the shop owner belongs in prison
False

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FaultyCircuitry
12/28/22 3:24:59 PM
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AlephZero posted...
the shop owner belongs in prison


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DirkDiggles
12/28/22 3:35:39 PM
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AlephZero posted...
the shop owner belongs in prison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQYob6dpTTk

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NeonTentacles
12/28/22 4:44:18 PM
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AlephZero posted...
the shop owner belongs in prison
joke post

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ROBANN_88
12/28/22 4:51:12 PM
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nice

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Smallville
12/30/22 12:36:34 PM
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eh ?

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Ivynn
12/30/22 12:39:05 PM
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Flauros posted...
The guy who jumped the counter just starts saying "You killed me! You killed me. Im dead... you killed me......"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXVZVCoaxM4

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gmanthebest
12/30/22 12:41:09 PM
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AlephZero posted...
the shop owner belongs in prison
Care to elaborate why? Or just posting bait?

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Mistere_Man
12/30/22 12:42:18 PM
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Smallville posted...
just read that the shop keeper recently died, r.i.p. He suffered a heart attack during the shooting or right after, iirc
I was hoping this wasnt true, but it seems to be the case.

RIP

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Cobra1010
12/30/22 12:43:43 PM
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I don't see any blood tho

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DoesntMatter
12/30/22 12:52:43 PM
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AlephZero posted...
the shop owner belongs in prison
what the fuck is your problem

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yemmy
12/30/22 12:56:51 PM
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That looks like a Daniel defense rifle. Pretty serious hardware to be robbing a convenience store with but I'm sure it was stolen.

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ThePieReborn
12/30/22 12:57:58 PM
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Liquor stores and pawn shops have always seemed to be the riskiest to try and rob.

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NeonTentacles
12/30/22 12:58:35 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
I don't see any blood tho
You dont always. I had a patient shot 8 times and all of his bleeding was inside >_> It made cleaning up the stretcher super easy lol

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Slaya4
12/30/22 1:03:10 PM
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He should have known better as soon as he saw the red, white, and blue stars above the register.

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Prestoff
12/30/22 1:16:09 PM
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Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me.

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Lordgold666
12/30/22 2:38:43 PM
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Lol

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Smackems
12/30/22 2:40:43 PM
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AlephZero posted...
the shop owner belongs in prison
Imagine being a person that actually thinks like this lmao

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