Poll of the Day > He sees when you're sleeping, he knows when...

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CarefreeDude
12/24/22 11:31:52 AM
#1:


You're awake....

Is santa a horror movie creature come to pass judgment?

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LaggnFragnLarry
12/24/22 11:41:14 AM
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hes coming down your chimney tonight
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LinkPizza
12/24/22 11:51:11 AM
#3:


Probably. The next part is

He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Its like theyre scared, and really need you to be good I imagine them crying while saying that line

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NeoSioType
12/24/22 12:51:31 PM
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I'm kind of curious how the 'mythology' of santa (not st. nick) came about.

There's a few allusions to satan. Heck, it's even an anagram.
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Dmess85
12/24/22 12:54:27 PM
#5:


Elf on a shelf

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slacker03150
12/24/22 7:15:41 PM
#6:


Everything is a horror movie if you want it to be.

Sis...ter... big sister.. Big sister Bluey. We play now?

Dad...?

Yes, hun?

Dad, where is Bingo?

Oh, she uh, went to the farm with your grandparents.

Sister.. play?

Dad! What did you do to Bingo!?

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Dikitain
12/24/22 8:54:18 PM
#7:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/0/AAAuNfAAEBjm.jpg

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Antbregante
12/24/22 10:37:59 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJztkDaURJY
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captpackrat
12/25/22 6:05:29 PM
#9:


You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

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ParanoidObsessive
12/25/22 7:26:00 PM
#10:


LinkPizza posted...
Probably. The next part is

He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Its like theyre scared, and really need you to be good I imagine them crying while saying that line

It's like the prayer "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep":

"If I should die before I 'wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take
"

Well-meaning adults thought it was a good idea, but generations of kids were basically scared shitless that God was going to murder them in their sleep because of that one.

So much whimsical shit is utterly terrifying if you think about it slightly differently.

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Zareth
12/25/22 7:26:33 PM
#11:


He knows when you're being a carefree dude

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