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littlebro07
12/14/22 8:04:03 PM
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in order for that to happen, you must commit the crime once.

You wont be legally punished for it but everyone will know you did it and no one will know that youre the reason that crime never happened again.

What crime would you get rid of forever?

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BloodMoon7
12/14/22 8:09:51 PM
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The crime is one I swore I'd never do. I'd murder or die before I did that other crime. Only the lowest scum would do it.

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Nirvanas_Nox
12/14/22 8:11:49 PM
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So in order to stop rape forever I'd have to go out and rape someone? That's so messed up.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/14/22 8:14:39 PM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
So in order to stop rape forever I'd have to go out and rape someone? That's so messed up.

Find someone you 100% know has it as a fantasy roleplay fetish.

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JS2
12/14/22 8:20:50 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
So I could put an end to all child abuse, all I have to do is find one bratty kid who is really asking for it? Like one of those who used to attack their parents on Maury.
Um still really gross though

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Tyranthraxus
12/14/22 8:20:55 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
in order for that to happen, you must commit the crime once.

You wont be legally punished for it but everyone will know you did it and no one will know that youre the reason that crime never happened again.

What crime would you get rid of forever?

Hacking

You have no fucking idea how many trillions of dollars we can save by not having to spend it on cyber security.

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bigtiggie23
12/14/22 8:24:41 PM
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JS2 posted...

Um still really gross though

Yeah on second thought it's going too far. Consider it deleted.

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littlebro07
12/14/22 8:30:32 PM
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My wifes answer was shoot up a school, as in just walk into a school and fire a gun, not at anyone but just like at a wall.

Boom, no one ever fires a gun in a school again and no one got hurt, shell just be that crazy lady that shot a wall in a school one day

edit: my friends answer was lie under oath in court

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bigtiggie23
12/14/22 8:59:35 PM
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Find a lonely stretch of road, down an entire bottle of vodka and a few beers, then drive down the road completely blitzed. Boom, no more drunk driving.

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littlebro07
12/14/22 9:03:36 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Find a lonely stretch of road, down an entire bottle of vodka and a few beers, then drive down the road completely blitzed. Boom, no more drunk driving.

Perfect

Pretty much the only ones I cant think of some kind of loophole for is anything involving rape. Someone suggested find someone with a fantasy but that doesnt feel like youd actually commit the crime if theyre technically willing


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Questionmarktarius
12/14/22 9:05:50 PM
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Take a bus to Tijuana, then sneak back across the border overnight.
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TheValiant
12/14/22 9:27:11 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Take a bus to Tijuana, then sneak back across the border overnight.

Disgusting.

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TheMikh
12/14/22 9:38:04 PM
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usury

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NeonTentacles
12/14/22 9:39:15 PM
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inb4

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Fony
12/14/22 9:41:44 PM
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Well if I could get by on a technicality, school shooting. If I just walked in and shot a locker or a water fountain sure. Or fired a blank.

EDIT: Maybe just "bring a gun into a school".

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A_Good_Boy
12/14/22 9:44:14 PM
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I'll take one for the team and go out the parking lot at my local CVS and just start chucking magnets at people's car. Boom, no more Farf Nart.

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VampireCoyote
12/14/22 9:44:55 PM
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hanging brain

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littlebro07
12/14/22 11:00:26 PM
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Yes

Youll go to trial but you have a ridiculously good lawyer and get off with no consequences other than the public knowing what you did

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Sajo
12/14/22 11:03:14 PM
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Idk, can I do a bunch of crimes in the process of the "main crime" or is it the first one I do?

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littlebro07
12/14/22 11:07:38 PM
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Sajo posted...
Idk, can I do a bunch of crimes in the process of the "main crime" or is it the first one I do?

if its a chain of crimes then the last one you commit is the one that never happens again

meaning if anything goes wrong during the process making you stop then you might end up preventing something lame like jaywalking from happening again

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ForsakenHermit
12/14/22 11:09:32 PM
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Pollution, I'd do the bare minimum to pollute Lake Ontario and presto! No more pollution.

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Evening_Dragon
12/14/22 11:09:44 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Find someone you 100% know has it as a fantasy roleplay fetish.
But then it's not rape!

Anyway, tax evasion.

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itachi15243
12/14/22 11:10:15 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
if its a chain of crimes then the last one you commit is the one that never happens again

meaning if anything goes wrong during the process making you stop then you might end up preventing something lame like jaywalking from happening again

What counts as a chain of crime?

Like if I were to rob a bank and accidentally jaywalk 20 minutes later would that count?

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bknight
12/14/22 11:12:40 PM
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Perjury, guy had that perfect answer in that one interview, don't remember where it's from.
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YugiNoob
12/14/22 11:13:27 PM
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What if the crimes are simultaneous, like if a violent underage felon was in possession of an untraceable gun?

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littlebro07
12/14/22 11:14:26 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
What counts as a chain of crime?

Like if I were to rob a bank and accidentally jaywalk 20 minutes later would that count?

you plan to rob a bank. As a part of the bank robbing process you have to steal a getaway car, rob the bank, speed away, hit a few other cars during the chase, finally lose the cops and successfully get the money into your house, completing the bank robbery

if you get hit by a car jaywalking across the street at the end then your robbery was thwarted and the last actual crime committed was the jaywalking



if you complete the robbery then jaywalk to Taco Bell a little later then the magic crime ending already happened. The crime youre stopping has to be planned, but any additional crime that happens during said plan overwrites it if the plan fails and that was the last crime committed

this is hard

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ElatedVenusaur
12/14/22 11:23:00 PM
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Hmm...
It would have to be something like wage theft...

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LeCh0nk
12/14/22 11:52:22 PM
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Bribe a politician

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littlebro07
12/15/22 9:13:36 PM
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Burn down an abandoned building

No more arson

if only I had done that before jediknight12345

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lilORANG
12/15/22 9:17:46 PM
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Burglary would be easy. I'll sneak into a shed and steal a small tool or something nobody would miss and prevent every subsequent home invasion.

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Crimson_Corsair
12/15/22 9:19:14 PM
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Topics like this I wish I had an alt.

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littlebro07
12/15/22 9:19:28 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Burglary would be easy. I'll sneak into a shed and steal a small tool or something nobody would miss and prevent every subsequent home invasion.


that simple tool was handed down through six generations, you monster

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Smiffwilm
12/15/22 9:25:34 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Burglary would be easy. I'll sneak into a shed and steal a small tool or something nobody would miss and prevent every subsequent home invasion.
According to Tc though you'd only prevent the theft part.

Breaking and entering is a seperate crime.

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littlebro07
12/15/22 9:34:27 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
According to Tc though you'd only prevent the theft part.

Breaking and entering is a seperate crime.

bingo

So you could break into a strangers house and then immediately leave. No more breaking and entering. Steal something then no more stealing, but home invasions can still happen.

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Etna
12/15/22 9:37:04 PM
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Get drunk a do a lap around the block. No more senseless drunk driving deaths

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samsungsalt
12/15/22 9:39:03 PM
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Rob a bank

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littlebro07
12/15/22 9:41:40 PM
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Yeah, but it has to be an actual criminal act of punching someone, as in you cant just go punch your bro in the arm. You gotta go out and deck some random stranger in the face

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Zero_Destroyer
12/15/22 9:45:00 PM
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this is UnfairRepresent levels of bad topic concepts

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gunplagirl
12/15/22 9:47:14 PM
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Regicide

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