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Verdekal
11/15/22 8:14:10 PM
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Vamp rules follow your favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd8rG3n0Ug

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DrizztLink
11/15/22 8:14:39 PM
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Zero hesitation.

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thronedfire2
11/15/22 8:15:20 PM
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sure, seems fun

i go by true blood rules

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Sufferedphoneix
11/15/22 8:17:35 PM
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So basically for this scenario I choose which kinda fictional vampire I am?

Them yeah I would. Skyrim style vampire I guess sunlight is a minor nusciance not a death sentence.

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viewmaster_pi
11/15/22 8:17:40 PM
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vampires disgust me

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K181
11/15/22 8:18:47 PM
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Im a CEO of a hospital with a blood bank. Id basically be set.

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viewmaster_pi
11/15/22 8:19:14 PM
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CEOs disgust me

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K181
11/15/22 8:20:30 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
CEOs disgust me

Respectable opinion.

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BipBapBam
11/15/22 8:21:33 PM
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Sure, specifically Skyrim vampires. The sun makes you slightly weaker, but doesn't even hurt/kill you and going by Valerica you can go a billion years without feeding. So basically you just become immortal and slightly uglier for free.

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cjsdowg
11/15/22 8:22:35 PM
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Werewolves are better so no thank you. They aren't undead.

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Heartomaton
11/15/22 8:22:52 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Zero hesitation.

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DrizztLink
11/15/22 8:23:22 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Werewolves are better so no thank you. They aren't undead.
Sounds like you just don't want to pay for a decent fursuit.

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cjsdowg
11/15/22 8:28:10 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Sounds like you just don't want to pay for a decent fursuit.

Why pay all that money when you can just do a few jobs for the companions .

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Pitlord_Special
11/15/22 8:42:21 PM
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I'd stake them at the first opportunity. Vampires are a profane abomination and must be cleansed.

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viewmaster_pi
11/15/22 8:48:34 PM
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werewolves disgust me even more than vampires and CEOs

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DrizztLink
11/15/22 8:54:17 PM
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the CEO of Hot Topic is three vampires in a fursuit wearing a trenchcoat

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ForsakenHermit
11/15/22 8:57:27 PM
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Is sunlight fatal to me?

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ViewtifulJoe
11/15/22 8:57:44 PM
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Why would you inflict this on someone you claim to like?

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divot1338
11/15/22 9:00:56 PM
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This is exactly why I always wear a necklace with a cross on it.

Not because of some fake religion. Because it might trigger some whackjob who thinks theyre a vampire.

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St0rmFury
11/15/22 9:16:12 PM
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But I love garlic...

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Dakimakura
11/15/22 9:17:36 PM
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vampire mommy can do whatever she pleases to me

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VampireCoyote
11/15/22 9:19:54 PM
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Heck yeah, it would be fun as heck roaming around at night trying to find people to chomp on, then hiding at daytime

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Hornswoggled
11/15/22 9:20:02 PM
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I finally watched Fright Night 2 last month.

It wasn't great, but better than I expected.
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Gwynevere
11/15/22 9:57:31 PM
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Yes, absolutely

Been reading Song of the Night and I see no real downsides to this

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Stagmar
11/15/22 9:58:24 PM
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Being able to choose the rules makes this a no brainer. You just pick one of the versions that has all the benefits with minor weaknesses.

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Verdekal
11/15/22 10:01:38 PM
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Hornswoggled posted...
I finally watched Fright Night 2 last month.

It wasn't great, but better than I expected.
The rollerblading vampire is one of the most 80s things I've ever seen.

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Sufferedphoneix
11/15/22 10:04:16 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Is sunlight fatal to me?

It says rules based on your favorite vampire.

So as said like skyrim vampires sun is just a minor annoyance. You're weaker but it doesn't kill you.

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Kimbos_Egg
11/15/22 10:06:42 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpAol_17mO0

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Glob
11/15/22 10:11:01 PM
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Verdekal posted...
Vamp rules follow your favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd8rG3n0Ug

If we choose our own vampire rules then its a lock. Vampire chronicles vamps are massively overpowered.

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BearlyWilling
11/15/22 10:26:27 PM
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So likewe can just choose to be a daywalker like Blade with zero downsides lol

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frozenstar
11/15/22 10:26:54 PM
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Eternal life? Yes please.

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Kurt_Russel
11/15/22 10:27:45 PM
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Immediately

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DuneMan
11/16/22 6:03:21 AM
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Choose the vampire ruleset? Easy choice: do it.

I never understood the whole 'eternal life is too lonely to endure' bit. That just means the people you know pass on like a family pet would as a human.

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Jennywentnorth8
11/16/22 6:12:45 AM
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I pick Hellsing Alucard vampire. Become God basically.
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The_Korey
11/16/22 6:21:43 AM
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Sufferedphoneix posted...
So basically for this scenario I choose which kinda fictional vampire I am?

ikr. I'm gonna be a Wesley Snipes.

cjsdowg posted...
Werewolves are better so no thank you. They aren't undead.

Meh. Pends on the lore.

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thronedfire2
11/16/22 2:42:00 PM
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DuneMan posted...
Choose the vampire ruleset? Easy choice: do it.

I never understood the whole 'eternal life is too lonely to endure' bit. That just means the people you know pass on like a family pet would as a human.

well it wouldnt really be eternal for vampires because youd run out of human blood to feed on eventually. True eternal being would be a nightmare of insanity


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DuneMan
11/16/22 3:44:27 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
well it wouldnt really be eternal for vampires because youd run out of human blood to feed on eventually
Depends on the type of vampire, as some can feed from animals. Even World of Darkness vampires can feed on rats; well, depending on their clan, a Ventrue trying to do that would have a really bad time...

But I wouldn't worry too much. Humans keep multiplying, we've officially breached 8 billion now, and even if civilization collapses there should be pockets of surviving humans to hunt/feed from.

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The_Korey
11/16/22 4:22:31 PM
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DuneMan posted...
Depends on the type of vampire, as some can feed from animals. Even World of Darkness vampires can feed on rats; well, depending on their clan, a Ventrue trying to do that would have a really bad time...

But I wouldn't worry too much. Humans keep multiplying, we've officially breached 8 billion now, and even if civilization collapses there should be pockets of surviving humans to hunt/feed from.

What about when the heat death of the universe happens?

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Alteres
11/16/22 4:29:22 PM
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S. M. Sterling did some really odd vampire books.

If you had strength of will you could become insanely powerful though.

*If not you would die screaming in a personal eternity as your soul unraveled and your family mocked you though, so trade offs

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Nosferatu_Zodd
11/16/22 4:30:18 PM
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No thank you

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Oubliettes
11/16/22 4:31:30 PM
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https://youtu.be/YtcsOOO8Xsw

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KnightofShikari
11/16/22 4:33:15 PM
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so she can be like cerene from bloodlust cerene royal descent? i accept

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meralonne
11/16/22 4:37:38 PM
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Where do I sign up?

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kage_53
11/16/22 4:41:45 PM
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Only if I get it be a Malkavian.
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DrizztLink
11/16/22 4:44:44 PM
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Alteres posted...
If not you would die screaming in a personal eternity as your soul unraveled and your family mocked you
Except for the dying part, that's my usual day-to-day anyway.

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David1988
11/16/22 4:48:16 PM
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Depends, is she a perfect girl? I would turn for the perfect girl but otherwise nah

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GATTJT
11/16/22 4:50:14 PM
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K181 posted...
Im a CEO of a hospital with a blood bank. Id basically be set.
Why the fuck are you on CE? Also are you more Kelso or Cox?

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Bishop_Hastur
11/16/22 4:52:03 PM
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Verdekal posted...
Vamp rules follow your favorite.
In that case it entirely depends on what clan and generation she is. Cause I refuse to be thin blood or Ventrue.

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