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AirFresh
11/14/22 12:28:45 AM
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You cannot sell Shrimp for profit or give it to others. Only *you* have an endless supply of Shrimp. It will be cooked, steamed, fried, however you want it.

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pegusus123456
11/14/22 12:29:12 AM
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How is the shrimp delivered to you?

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TeaMilk
11/14/22 12:33:51 AM
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Shrimp 0 hesitation

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Tyranthraxus
11/14/22 12:34:35 AM
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AirFresh posted...
It will be cooked, steamed, fried, however you want it.

Like it appears out of thin air or is this like a service I have to order from? Because like unlimited nigiri & rolls & shrimp scampi sounds fucking amazing.

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AirFresh
11/14/22 12:37:43 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
How is the shrimp delivered to you?

Tyranthraxus posted...
Like it appears out of thin air or is this like a service I have to order from? Because like unlimited nigiri & rolls & shrimp scampi sounds fucking amazing.
Thin air! You cannot profit off this talent, though.

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Tyranthraxus
11/14/22 12:38:59 AM
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Shrimp then it's not even a question. I will eat more than 10k of shrimp in a few years for sure

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JTilly
11/14/22 12:39:47 AM
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shrimp is the only logical choice here

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008Zulu
11/14/22 12:42:30 AM
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But after eating $10,000 worth of shrimp, you instantly become allergic to them.

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Starline
11/14/22 12:43:04 AM
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money. I don't like seafood
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FatAnimeBooty
11/14/22 12:43:11 AM
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Money
I don't like shrimp
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Tyranthraxus
11/14/22 12:43:12 AM
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008Zulu posted...
But after eating $10,000 worth of shrimp, you instantly become allergic to them.

I set up an IV drip of Benadryl and keep eating

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DD_Divine
11/14/22 12:43:39 AM
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008Zulu posted...
But after eating $10,000 worth of shrimp, you instantly become allergic to them.

the monkeys paw strikes again.


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DocileOrangeCup
11/14/22 12:44:24 AM
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Delicious shrimp. Can I really not give it to other people?? I wanna use my infinite shrimp to save the vaquitas

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CassandraCroft
11/14/22 12:46:17 AM
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I like Prawns/Shrimp but not that much. I'll take the money.

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LinkPizza
11/14/22 12:47:28 AM
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Easily the $10,000 Im allergic to shellfish

JTilly posted...
shrimp is the only logical choice here

Unless youre allergic

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FortuneCookie
11/14/22 12:47:31 AM
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The average American spends over $7,000 on food per year. Even assuming I supplement with other foods, that will easily pay for itself within three years or less.
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pegusus123456
11/14/22 1:12:24 AM
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AirFresh posted...
Thin air! You cannot profit off this talent, though.
Is there like a range limit?

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thx1138
11/14/22 1:12:57 AM
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Cash for me

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thx1138
11/14/22 1:14:13 AM
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I buy shrimp maybe twice a year easily take cash instead

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ToadallyAwesome
11/14/22 1:14:21 AM
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Since Im getting it cooked to order thats the play. Lets Shrimp it up!

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GGuirao13
11/14/22 3:20:03 AM
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Shrimp.

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GuerrillaSoldier
11/14/22 3:26:59 AM
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having endless and instant access to food no matter where i am in existence is pretty legit. not sure i'll need it but it's damn legit.

not that much money. give me the shrimp powers.

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eggcorn
11/14/22 3:28:35 AM
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give me the skrimps

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VampireCoyote
11/14/22 3:28:44 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Shrimp 0 hesitation


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KnightofShikari
11/14/22 3:32:34 AM
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can i conjure the shrimp 100 feet in the air and drop them on people?

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Irony
11/14/22 3:37:31 AM
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Can I shoot the shrimp like an energy blast?

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g0ldie
11/14/22 3:41:33 AM
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money.

I don't eat seafood.

edit: wait, can I use this ability to inconvenience and/or hurt others, like a supervillain?

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Guide
11/14/22 3:44:24 AM
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Instant food anywhere at any time would enable me to go hoboing indefinitely. Of course I'd take the shrimp.

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Colonel_Snitsky
11/14/22 4:11:50 AM
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10k

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Gremlynn
11/14/22 4:15:46 AM
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does this magic shrimp come with a garuntee of no cross-contamination?

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Mistere_Man
11/14/22 4:18:03 AM
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If I could feed others even just family and pets I would take the power, but just for me then the money and give it to my family.

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Glob
11/14/22 4:21:01 AM
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This is a tough one for me. 10k is not a lot of money, but is a big enough amount to be nice.

I do like shrimp and the instant cooked option is good, though food is already dirt cheap here so Id be choosing for the convenience rather than the food itself.
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1337toothbrush
11/14/22 4:21:50 AM
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Endless shrimp. I love shrimp and would definitely eat more than $10k of it in my lifetime!

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Letron_James
11/14/22 4:22:40 AM
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I'll take the fried shrimp at will please

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Aye
11/14/22 4:23:26 AM
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Money is good but 10k is not nearly enough to make up for not having endless shrimp. Like toothbrush said, I'd spend way more than 10k on shrimp because shrimp is fantastic. Being able to spawn food that tasty with no effort at will is worth the money.
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g0ldie
11/14/22 4:23:41 AM
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ate so much shrimp, thought I had iodine poisoning

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gunplagirl
11/14/22 4:24:32 AM
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AirFresh posted...
You cannot sell Shrimp for profit or give it to others. Only *you* have an endless supply of Shrimp. It will be cooked, steamed, fried, however you want it.
Time to torture people by burying them under live pistol shrimp

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KnightofShikari
11/14/22 4:54:17 AM
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Aye posted...
Money is good but 10k is not nearly enough to make up for not having endless shrimp. Like toothbrush said, I'd spend way more than 10k on shrimp because shrimp is fantastic. Being able to spawn food that tasty with no effort at will is worth the money.
and not just saving on the shrimp you would buy, but now you save on the meat is replaces. instead of regular tacos, now you've got a bunch of free shrimp tacos! making gumbo? no need for other meat with a bunch of free shrimp! no meat sauce spaghetti, shrimp pasta!

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TetsuoS2
11/14/22 4:55:15 AM
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i am slightly allergic to shrimp, so 10k.

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DrizztLink
11/14/22 4:59:30 AM
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I become a capricious trickster god.

About to score the game-winning touchdown?

Not if a torrent of shrimp stops you at the 5.

Fill a bank vault with shrimp while it's locked.

Turn all the confetti in a cannon into shrimp.

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Nukazie
11/14/22 5:09:54 AM
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shrimp so i could eat so much of it in a day

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Philip027
11/14/22 5:10:08 AM
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Don't care for seafood; easy 10k.
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Ratchetrockon
11/14/22 5:12:48 AM
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Can I make mantis shrimp?

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