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YugiNoob 10/30/22 11:46:05 AM #1: |
https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-china-hospitalized-ate-whole-200119967.html A man in China became strangely ill months after he ate a live crab to avenge his daughter. The man, identified as 39-year-old Lu of Zhejiang, was recently seen by doctors at a hospital in Hangzhou for severe back pain about two months after he swallowed the crustacean, according to the South China Morning Post. "I asked him, 'Why did you eat a live crab?' He said, 'I wanted to take revenge for my daughter,'" Dr. Cao Qian said, per the Morning Post. "He said, 'When we were by a stream my daughter was pinched by a small crab, so I got angry and put it into my mouth for revenge.'" Cao said Lu only admitted to eating the crab after his wife mentioned the incident to doctors, who were puzzled by "pathology changes in his chest, abdomen, liver and digestive system," per the Morning Post. "We repeatedly asked him if he had ever eaten game, or anything unusual, anything that could cause allergies. He said no to all," Cao said, noting that Lu later admitted to doctors that he had eaten "something special." Blood tests later showed Lu had three parasitic infections from eating the live crab, according to the Morning Post, who noted that he has since recovered but will require follow-ups. While crab is typically cooked in China, it is sometimes served raw but marinated in alcohol earning the name "drunken crabs" in Zhejiang, where Lu is from, and neighboring provinces, per the Morning Post. "Theoretically it's better to eat something marinated than completely raw because it has been treated with alcohol which can help kill parasites and bacteria," Cao said, per the Morning Post. "But it can't kill all parasites, so it's not 100 percent safe either." The Center for Food Safety in Hong Kong recommends against eating any raw crabs, marinated or not, according to the Government of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. That's one devoted dad lol --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoesntMatter 10/30/22 11:46:58 AM #2: |
this kills the crab --- It don't matter. None of this matters. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 10/30/22 11:48:19 AM #4: |
Vore isn't the answer --- A worthless existence ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 10/30/22 11:51:45 AM #5: |
The crab really hated that family --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 10/30/22 12:00:16 PM #6: |
I guess boiling the crab alive doesn't fall under revenge. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaylorHeinicke 10/30/22 12:00:51 PM #7: |
Covid 2.0 --- St. Louis Battlehawks (1-1) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 10/30/22 12:02:23 PM #8: |
that MFer just felt like eating a crab to begin with --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 10/30/22 12:10:22 PM #9: |
Nice role model. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Seaman_Prime 10/30/22 12:12:43 PM #10: |
He has the spirit of a Florida man ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 10/30/22 12:12:45 PM #11: |
I knew it was the crab people all along. I hope he may rest knowing vengeance is served. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarDestroyer 10/30/22 12:15:21 PM #12: |
He can now proudly say that he has fought mudcrabs stronger than you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 10/30/22 12:15:31 PM #13: |
Seaman_Prime posted... He has the spirit of a Florida manI thought that too and wanted to put "China man eats live crab" in the title, but I recently learned that some people take offense to that. And we have an island here called Chinaman's Hat :< --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoundGarden 10/30/22 12:16:38 PM #14: |
Crab - 2 China Man - 0 --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coolcono 10/30/22 12:18:02 PM #15: |
I was thinking of a funny story after seeing this headline. The crab sleeps with his daughter, so now the dad is angry for robbing her virginity and tries to duel the crab, but loses because the crab is such a Chad crab. --- https://cartpushersarenumber1.quora.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrabFeeder 10/30/22 12:19:54 PM #16: |
RESPECt CRAB!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prismsblade 10/30/22 12:24:10 PM #17: |
At least he didn't eat a slug thankfully. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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burns112233 10/30/22 12:28:16 PM #18: |
China right now https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/7/AANbh0AAD1Q1.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EyeWontBeFooled 10/30/22 12:30:29 PM #19: |
The crab was later destroyed. --- I'm a man, and I'm a man... I do what I hate and don't understand... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 10/30/22 12:42:46 PM #20: |
Thatll show those crabs --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmbraceOfDeath 10/30/22 12:53:10 PM #21: |
Good. People who kill deserve a lot worse, but it's something. --- No more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. Henceforth, he shall walk. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 10/30/22 4:34:27 PM #22: |
I... 0_o --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BurmesePenguin 10/30/22 4:36:39 PM #23: |
EmbraceOfDeath posted... Good. People who kill deserve a lot worse, but it's something.Vegan post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jagr_68 10/30/22 4:38:04 PM #24: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/8/AAUQbgAAD1Tq.jpg --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 10/30/22 4:38:56 PM #25: |
Seaman_Prime posted... He has the spirit of a Florida manYeah definitely. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImagineUsngAlts 10/30/22 4:40:40 PM #26: |
That family is going to hate crabs for generations. --- Don't trust the ones below level 33 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 10/30/22 4:49:20 PM #27: |
DoesntMatter posted... this kills the crab --- just another freak in the freak kingdom ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 10/30/22 4:54:22 PM #28: |
Reminds me of when I was swimming in the ocean with my cousin and she started screaming. She ran out of the water with a little crab attached to her belly button. Glad I didn't eat it now --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 10/30/22 5:00:10 PM #29: |
So this guy actually decided to make this video a reality?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4 --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BakiHanma462 10/30/22 5:04:10 PM #30: |
Sounds like the crab had the high ground --- https://youtu.be/Oy0TFDm87OM /// Nice ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 10/30/22 5:06:09 PM #31: |
rip crab --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aubrieta 10/30/22 5:46:30 PM #32: |
what a devoted father --- fly away, fly high... to the birds, this is freedom!~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CM_Ponch 10/30/22 5:55:14 PM #33: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/7/AAXqMxAAD1Ul.jpg --- SW-8316-3213-4720 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 10/30/22 6:03:12 PM #34: |
Small enemy crab. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 11/01/22 1:31:20 AM #35: |
On one hand, I can kind of understand it. I mean like if a bug with a painful or dangerous bite, or sting or pincer, were to hurt your child it would hafta go squish. But I can proudly say I've never scooped up fire ants or a bee and devoured them to "avenge" my kid. What the hell happens if another kid stops being friends with her, or she gets her heart broken when she starts dating? Is he going to shovel those people in his mouth too? Inquiring minds want to know. --- 2DS FC tempest 1478 9807 1205 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 11/01/22 1:37:09 AM #36: |
Yeah, he has a weird way of caring for his daughter... I mean if it were me, I would just check to make sure my kid was okay. I can see how people with a shorter tempter might want to harm the crab back, but by stomping on it or something; eating it just seems off lol --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Arcanine2009 11/01/22 1:53:34 AM #37: |
Must have been drunk to eat it live. --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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