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For me, it was in high school. There was this girl named Abby. She was known for being just a classic, furry, Harry Potter anime horse girl, and an actual autist. She embarrassed herself constantly and was already made fun of 24/7, and had to sit in classrooms at lunch. Not a single friend.

She always seemed happy despite this, like a happy puppy or something She would always greet me and be genuinely happy to see me even though i made fun of her too. One day she started handing out cards that were almost like friend dating profiles one day. They said something to the effect of "Hello! If you've received this card it's because you are cool. I'd love to get to know you and be your friend!" with a photo of her smiling and doing the thumbs up in a yellow sundress. It was clear her mom or someone had helped her make them or something.

Anyway, I get handed one, and thank her. I got her WattsApp, messaged her and acted like her pal for a week. I tell her I'm coming over with [names] and that we're bringing food and alcohol, and that we're gonna show her what a real good time looks like. She orders pizza for all 8 of us, and sends photos of her with 4 large pizzas.

I reply with a video of me with the people I said were coming to her house, around a campfire, throwing in all the cards I was able to scrounge together and laughing.

To this day, I do not have a single regret. Me and my friends still laugh about it.

So you're an awful person?

Wow, what a dick.

She ended up with the pizzas. Sounds like she won.

Shouldve posted this on your main

Youre an asshole

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I got into a Warzone quads match with three randoms and offered to fly a helicopter for them which I then crashed into a building on purpose causing them all to perish

On my 3s course in the military, there were constant pranks happening and everytime someone pranked me, I upped it. It eventually ended when dude who was fucking with me did something so I waited until he did laundry and took a shit in the dryer and turned it back on.

Needless to say, no one pranked me after that.

While it was terrible, it was a necessity to get him to stop fucking with me.

Also, TC, you sound like a gaping asshole for still not having any remorse. That was rude as balls.

Tappor posted...

Shouldve posted this on your main

Should have posted this on a true burner account.

TC's gimmick is just them making topics detailing fake, awful things they've done. They got modded some time ago for making a topic recommending meth use to CE. They also claimed to have profited off foreign wars.

Told someone his father lied to him about Santa Claus, that it was his dad eating his mothers cookies.

Was born

I was gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that this was just typical high school asshole shit until the last sentence.

I mean, what do you expect to get out of this topic? You know people are going to trash you for this, so the only conclusion is that you get some kind of pleasure out of having strangers on the internet point out what a sad, pathetic person you are. I doubt those "friends" you still laugh with actually exist, but either way, it sounds like she won

But, uh, enjoy whatever weird shit you get out of this.

CRON posted...

TC's gimmick is just them making topics detailing fake, awful things they've done. They got modded some time ago for making a topic recommending meth use to CE. They also claimed to have profited off foreign wars.

Damn, what a legend.

All of the nasty stuff I did was in retaliation for a person being a shitstain to me, like in 6th grade when some annoying kid grabbed me cause he was trying to cause me problems. So I shoved him, way harder than he was expecting, he tripped backwards over a bench and smacked his head on the wall behind him. Whoops.

how is this not copypasta

now that I'm remembering, pretty sure this is just ai generated garbage

One of my 4th grade classmates had the last name Sweeney and one time I called him Weenie

Yeah that's really mean, people on CE should spend their time hating on posts like this if it's real

Damn_Underscore posted...

Yeah that's really mean, people on CE should spend their time hating on posts like this if it's real

Why does that make the world a better place?

told a guy to move cause he was in my way a grown ass man.

Solid_Sonic posted...

Why does that make the world a better place?

As opposed to hating on harmless hornyposting >_>

Middle school, made fun of a girl who had a lisp in front of her and her friends. So fucking stupid.

Really forgot how much assholes we can be as kids. Especially just trying to fit in.

I wasn't a savage and did my fellow minors like that.

I do fucked up shit to people grown over 18

feels good man.

I told this guys wife she was my girlfriend and he nearly blew a gasket.

got me kicked off that church.

Punched a repo guy in the face

Not proud if this but..

Got SUPER drunk one night (may have been smoking) and walked around my own neighborhood at like 2AM and stabbed about 8 peoples tires to deliberately cause them problems.

Woke up the next day and went and left $125 in each of thier mail boxes as an apology. Never got caught, but still do not understand why the fuck I did that. I was 17, but... dafuq?

Lokison posted...

Not proud if this but..

Got SUPER drunk one night (may have been smoking) and walked around my own neighborhood at like 2AM and stabbed about 8 peoples tires to deliberately cause them problems.

Woke up the next day and went and left $125 in each of thier mail boxes as an apology. Never got caught, but still do not understand why the fuck I did that. I was 17, but... dafuq?

lol this is a good one, can't tell if serious or not

I posted my exs phone number everywhere online and wrote it on bathroom walls and shit

samsungsalt posted...

I posted my exs phone number everywhere online and wrote it on bathroom walls and shit

I called her, jenny is hot

>Thumbs up in a yellow dress
>Many pizzas
>Nobody shows up

You're just retelling the Claptrap birthday party quest from BL2.

When I was a kid I beat up a little girl over a bag of candy she took from me. I grew up since then so I'm not that person anymore.

I also tried to trip kids running during PE class.

TC still using autocomplete to make posts?

Crimsoness posted...

TC still using autocomplete to make posts?

Autocomplete?

The_Wheelman1 posted...

When I was a kid I beat up a little girl over a bag of candy she took from me. I grew up since then so I'm not that person anymore.

I don't treat people in real life badly but I like to create stories of horrible behavior that makes everyone angry to read then giggle at their outrage.

Oh when I was 16 I rode around stealing like 3 roads worth of mail. Took money and stuff if I could find birthday cards and whatnot

I set it all on fire after I sobered up because I got paranoid

kid who sat in front of me in 3rd grade sunday school was a total dick. actually he was prolly a nice kid idk i hated him tho cause he always said me and my friend were going to hell because we would trade pokemon on our gameboys before class.

anyways he was legally blind and had huge coke bottle glasses and still could barely see shit
he had to use eyedrops every now and again for some reason, and hed take off his glasses to do so
he pissed me off about the hell shit one day so i took his glasses while he was doing his eyedrops and colored the lenses in with a sharpie marker and put them back

when he put them back on and opened his eyes he freaked out screaming thinking hed finally lost what little remained of his eyesight

felt bad about that for years tbh. he runs a radio station now.

I stole crayons from church when I was 5 and immediately felt really bad and confessed to my parents

I popped a red cherry scented balloon when I was three. It didn't belong to me, and I made the younger girl who did cry.
I regret it to this today.

Guys, you gotta tag your shitposters. You can't keep giving this guy real responses.

Nice try, I don't trust statue of limitations.

That's wild. Hopefully you feel remorse. I get randomly haunted by stuff I didn't even maliciously do. It would be hard for me to live with doing something malicious to anyone. I always tried to be nice to the outcasts. Cause even when I was part of groups, I felt like I was enjoying the company from an observational standpoint and didn't really feel like I belonged. I always felt like I was one the outcast that just learned to say the things people would enjoy being around.

Not lying. But just knowing that I could bond much easier if I found out what they had pride in and built them up when they succeeded at something. I honestly don't know why more people don't go that route. People take notice and get really friendly and protective towards you in return. Then you can be as weird as you want but you're still in just because you're good for morale. I was 125 pounds hanging around mostly fighters that were protective over me lol. It seemed like mutually beneficial friendships. I got a comfortable spot and they got someone who would always try to build them up when no one else would.

ngl that girl sounds awesome. I didnt have that kind of self confidence as a kid.