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Cocytus
10/11/22 11:25:58 AM
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He's just hanging out in the kitchen. I think he's Russian. Big fucker. I guess I'm just going to have to get used to him being here. That's cool, I guess. Gonna learn Russian.
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KaZooo
10/11/22 11:27:10 AM
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Which movie is this

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trappedunderice
10/11/22 11:27:52 AM
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Throw a boiling hot pan of stew on his face.
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pogo_rabid
10/11/22 11:28:00 AM
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Cocytus posted...
I think he's Russian
he's trying to annex your kitchen, don't let him do this

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Crimsoness
10/11/22 11:29:03 AM
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Pretend to get stuck in the dryer and see what happens next
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ROBANN_88
10/11/22 11:30:22 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
he's trying to annex your kitchen, don't let him do this

Soon, he's gonna bring in a friend there, they're gonna hold a referendum on who owns the place.
"We voted, 2 to 1, this belongs to Russia, da"

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pogo_rabid
10/11/22 11:32:54 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Soon, he's gonna bring in a friend there, they're gonna hold a referendum on who owns the place.
"We voted, 2 to 1, this belongs to Russia, da"
they'll hold you at gunpoint and make them vote in favor

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littlebro07
10/11/22 11:33:43 AM
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He's trying to determine how easy it'll be to bill you for extra shit he didn't actually do

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Were_Wyrm
10/11/22 11:38:05 AM
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He's waiting for you to run out of money, so you have to pay him in "other ways"

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ROBANN_88
10/11/22 11:47:36 AM
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Just shout out a "Slava Ukraina"
I think they're scared of that one

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angeleyes94
10/11/22 11:59:56 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
Pretend to get stuck in the dryer and see what happens next

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Cocytus
10/11/22 12:07:50 PM
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He's actually pretty nice. Young. Smells like cigarettes. Definitely hardly knows any English. He was calling some comrades in Russian. I should have busted out Google translate, damn! Always think of that shit after the fact. He's gone now. How do you say my heart leaves with you in Russian...
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ROBANN_88
10/11/22 1:36:59 PM
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I see the Russian has already annexed your account and is singing his own praises

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JlM
10/11/22 1:40:03 PM
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One time we had a Comcast dude come in and after he was done he just laid on my floor for about 45 minutes, staring at the world map we had on the wall and talking about places he'd like to visit.

I offered him beer and he goes "Nah, I got a lot of stops I still have to hit".

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