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Crescente
09/18/22 1:48:22 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5AqUQBT4c

With a freaking pen! The hell can do that??
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Smackems
09/18/22 1:50:02 PM
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Lmfao he's way too skinny to pull that off

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CM_Ponch
09/18/22 1:50:41 PM
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He got hurled

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Slaya4
09/18/22 1:51:35 PM
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Just the fact that he thought about it and tried lmao..

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FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 1:52:05 PM
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watch him claim "it was just a prank, bro! I wasn't trying to stab you! I just wanted to draw a wiener on your face "

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The_Popo
09/18/22 1:52:07 PM
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Slaya4 posted...
Just the fact that he thought about it and tried lmao..

Even if it worked he clearly didnt think about what step 2 would be.

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Skyscraper101
09/18/22 1:53:19 PM
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Ya know I am going to take a wild guess and say he is probably guilty for whatever he was in there for. You gotta be in one hell of a pickle for the thought of "if I just stab this police officer with a pen..." to be rollin around in your head.
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FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 1:55:01 PM
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Skyscraper101 posted...
Ya know I am going to take a wild guess and say he is probably guilty for whatever he was in there for. You gotta be in one hell of a pickle for the thought of "if I just stab this police officer with a pen..." to be rollin around in your head.

it says in the video that he posed as a parent at a school open house to try and kidnap a young girl, so yeah, he wasn't going to explain his way out of that. He knew he was fucked and was desperate.

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cjsdowg
09/18/22 1:58:42 PM
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Skyscraper101 posted...
Ya know I am going to take a wild guess and say he is probably guilty for whatever he was in there for. You gotta be in one hell of a pickle for the thought of "if I just stab this police officer with a pen..." to be rollin around in your head.

Trying to steal a little kid.

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Music_Rock_Cat
09/18/22 2:00:36 PM
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Stop defending the Police seriously

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Music_Rock_Cat
09/18/22 2:23:03 PM
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Another bootlicker great

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CanuckCowboy
09/18/22 2:24:59 PM
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Lol you fuckin kidding me right now?

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gunplagirl
09/18/22 2:26:00 PM
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Guy tried swinging more than a damn 180 to the officer. He didn't even think the stabbing through.

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Music_Rock_Cat
09/18/22 2:30:08 PM
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You're defending a gang of murderers, we can square up right now if you want.

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Zeeak4444
09/18/22 2:35:07 PM
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Music_Rock_Cat posted...
You're defending a gang of murderers, we can square up right now if you want.

Lol you're a funny dude.

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Onimusha
09/18/22 2:35:16 PM
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Music_Rock_Cat posted...
You're defending a gang of murderers, we can square up right now if you want.
Dial it back a notch. Im black, and was once racially profiled by a cop, and even I know not all cops are a**holes.

Heck, I was once pulled over by a cop for speeding, and he tore up the ticket because he said I had an honest face.

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DarkChozoGhost
09/18/22 2:38:15 PM
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The dude is a right wind troll pretended to be a cop hater, ignore him

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Music_Rock_Cat
09/18/22 2:38:34 PM
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Onimusha posted...
Dial it back a notch. Im black, and was once racially profiled by a cop, and even I know not all cops are a**holes.

Heck, I was once pulled over by a cop for speeding, and he tore up the ticket because he said I had an honest face.

Whatever Im gonna smoke a Vanilla Kush blunt

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Vicious_Dios
09/18/22 2:38:44 PM
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Send that trash to bottom of the prison. Dude just checks out all the garbage attributes a person can have

Deceitful (tried impersonating parents)
Violent
Fucking pedo

Just an all around unhinged loser...

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Onimusha
09/18/22 2:43:13 PM
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Same. They thought I was some dude named Louis, and were set to arrest me till I showed em my ID. It was unnerving to say the least, but they werent mean about it. Just very certain I was this guy based on absolutely nothing.
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I dont hate cops. Id rather have them around than not, simply because they can save your life in a time of crisis. But I still get nervous around em and try not to linger in their vicinity.

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Etna
09/18/22 2:44:01 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
it says in the video that he posed as a parent at a school open house to try and kidnap a young girl, so yeah, he wasn't going to explain his way out of that. He knew he was fucked and was desperate.
Life in solitary.

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Onimusha
09/18/22 2:47:17 PM
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Etna posted...
Life in solitary.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/5/AAfUOeAADsAd.jpg

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Northlane
09/18/22 2:48:02 PM
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Lmao at a soyboy trying that shit

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IfGodCouldDie
09/18/22 2:49:25 PM
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Music_Rock_Cat posted...
You're defending a gang of murderers, we can square up right now if you want.
Don't imagine this troll account lasts long

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Bishop9800
09/18/22 2:52:14 PM
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Music_Rock_Cat posted...
You're defending a gang of murderers, we can square up right now if you want.


LOL!!

Check out this wannabe tough guy

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Music_Rock_Cat
09/18/22 2:59:30 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
LOL!!

Check out this wannabe tough guy

I was just joking you guys are so easy to troll

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FigureOfSpeech
09/18/22 3:00:14 PM
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Onimusha posted...
Same. They thought I was some dude named Louis, and were set to arrest me till I showed em my ID. It was unnerving to say the least, but they werent mean about it. Just very certain I was this guy based on absolutely nothing.

I got stopped while walking twice in 2 weeks while playing pokemon go >_>. The 2nd time was justified by circumstance and timing. They were looking for someone and I was in the area and it was after dark. Was cleared up easily enough. Inconvenient but they absolutely had to do what they had to do. 1st time was dumb though. Some pearl clutching concerned citizen at a CVS thought I was "messing with a random parked car" because I had been standing on the sidewalk near parked cars while having stopped to catch pokemon for like 1-2 minutes. It was broad daylight in the center of town on a friday in late spring when there were over 100 witnesses in eyesight of me, so I dunno what some actual criminal in my position would have thought they could get away with.

In both cases, I told the cops everything they could possible not want to know about pokemon go just to be passive aggressive.

In general they are pretty chill here. Probably 99% of PDs across the country should be more like the ones here tbh.

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Bishop9800
09/18/22 3:01:53 PM
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Music_Rock_Cat posted...
I was just joking you guys are so easy to troll

Sure you were

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Music_Rock_Cat
09/18/22 3:03:54 PM
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Bishop9800 posted...
Sure you were

Ive been smoking weed all morning so who carews

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CommonStar
09/18/22 3:05:55 PM
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What did he think was gonna happen here?
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DuneMan
09/18/22 3:22:30 PM
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CommonStar posted...
What did he think was gonna happen here?
That he would kill 3 guys with a pencil, because that was a line in John Wick?
https://youtube.com/shorts/87lXI7pA2eU

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KaZooo
09/18/22 3:25:15 PM
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How pathetic. He's in there in shorts in a flip-flop, trying to take on a guy with a gun and BP vest.

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