Current Events > Would you rather: 500k tax free or dinner with Jay Z?

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LightningAce11
09/17/22 12:39:24 AM
#1:


Which one?


Well?

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Alucard188
09/17/22 12:40:29 AM
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We know Jay-Z's blueprint to success, though. It's be a drug slinger as a teen, then become a world famous rapper, then design clothes and shit. I'll take the 500k and invest it. More than enough for me.

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Umbreon
09/17/22 12:40:35 AM
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Gimme money

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Squall28
09/17/22 12:40:44 AM
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none of us have Jay Z's talent. It'd be useless.

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BloodMoon7
09/17/22 12:45:20 AM
#5:


Money. Who the fuck is Jozy

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MedeaLysistrata
09/18/22 6:42:47 PM
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Jail-Z is the one that doesn't rhyme

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PMarth2002
09/18/22 6:46:02 PM
#7:


$500k. There's a ton of advice on how to succeed out there. I can't imagine he'd say anything worth more than half a million dollars.

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Norman_Smiley
09/18/22 6:47:36 PM
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Jay Z's advice will be "if anyone ever offers you $500k or a dinner with me, take the money."

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PMarth2002
09/18/22 6:48:45 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
Jay Z's advice will be "if anyone ever offers you $500k or a dinner with me, take the money."

lol

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Vicious_Dios
09/18/22 6:49:38 PM
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$

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Anony1125
09/18/22 6:54:15 PM
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I would take $50 over dinner with Jay-Z tbh.

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cuttin_in_farm
09/18/22 6:55:32 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
Jay Z's advice will be "if anyone ever offers you $500k or a dinner with me, take the money."

Yo, Id pay money for this scenario to play out in real life lmao.

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SamsungGearS2
09/18/22 6:58:53 PM
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Im debt free and set for FI/RE but Id still take the 1/2mil

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Aressar
09/18/22 7:01:43 PM
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Wow I expected at least a few more 'ironic' dinner votes.

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TheHoldSteady
09/18/22 7:03:10 PM
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Hmm make money, or have Jay Z tell me how to make money.

I think I'll have Jay Z tell me how to make money.

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Lil_Bit83
09/18/22 7:07:06 PM
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5,000 k tax free.

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Heartomaton
09/18/22 7:07:55 PM
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500k or something I don't want in the first place... hmm... tough call...

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NoxObscuras
09/18/22 7:12:07 PM
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Give me the money. Jay-Z is one of my all time favorite artists, but I don't think meeting any single person is worth giving up half a million dollars.

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Crescente
09/18/22 7:40:31 PM
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Advice from Jay Z AND sex with Beyonce would make the deal more enticing
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lolife67
09/18/22 7:42:29 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Yo, Id pay money for this scenario to play out in real life lmao.
I'm pretty sure this has already played out in real life. The fool took the dinner, though.
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MedeaLysistrata
09/19/22 7:56:49 PM
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Dinner with Jay Z

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haloiscoolisbak
09/19/22 7:59:13 PM
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Is he paying for the dinner

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Kurt_Russel
09/19/22 7:59:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/3/AAfPwcAADsTB.jpg

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DrizztLink
09/19/22 8:22:12 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
Jay Z's advice will be "if anyone ever offers you $500k or a dinner with me, take the money."
Then he eats your mashed potatoes.

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SrRd_RacinG
09/19/22 8:23:18 PM
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I saw that YouTube short today @TC

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Hornswoggled
09/19/22 8:24:05 PM
#28:


Even if I was a fan of Jay Z, I wouldn't really have anything to say to him.
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MAR10_KarT
09/19/22 8:29:22 PM
#29:


500K for sure

I can do a lot more with that than I could do with a dinner with Jay z

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TentacleDemon
09/19/22 8:32:13 PM
#30:


I don't have the ambition, intelligence, capital or connections to make whatever blueprint he reveals actually work for me. Give me the $500k.


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cjsdowg
09/19/22 8:36:38 PM
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Jay Z don't even help his community that much. Why would he help me.

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MedeaLysistrata
09/20/22 9:21:37 PM
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bump

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