Board 8 > God is a fucking cretin for allowing COVID-19, Russia's attack on Ukraine...

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MegaWentEvil
09/07/22 2:47:06 PM
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...and monkeypox to happen.

That's all.

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Obellisk
09/07/22 2:58:21 PM
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Nazis though... God gets a pass.

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BlueCrystalTear
09/07/22 2:59:36 PM
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Life spoilers

Man created God, not the other way around.

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MegaWentEvil
09/07/22 3:05:45 PM
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BlueCrystalTear posted...
Life spoilers

Man created God, not the other way around.
It's humanity, not man. Saying "man" to mean the human race is androcentrism. Imagine if people said "white" or "straight" to mean humans as a whole?

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Obellisk
09/07/22 3:10:09 PM
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MegaWentEvil posted...
It's humanity, not man. Saying "man" to mean the human race is androcentrism. Imagine if people said "white" or "straight" to mean humans as a whole?

Considering God's stance on nazis... I'd say it's ok.

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MoogleKupo141
09/07/22 3:29:46 PM
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MegaWentEvil posted...
It's humanity, not man. Saying "man" to mean the human race is androcentrism. Imagine if people said "white" or "straight" to mean humans as a whole?

yeah it would be weird if people did a different weird thing

in these imagined scenarios is humanity called huwhiteity or hustraightity

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Espeon
09/07/22 3:30:53 PM
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God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys God.
Man creates dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs eat man.
Woman inherits the Earth.

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banananor
09/07/22 3:34:48 PM
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i appreciate the effort that went into this topic

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foolm0r0n
09/07/22 3:55:44 PM
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Something I never really thought about until this topic: Does God even exist?

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_PandaMaster_
09/07/22 3:56:58 PM
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God gave humanity every tool to build an idyllic life. Humanity used said tools to destroy each other. Can't blame Big Beard for humanity's folly.

Humanity can use fire to warm the village or burn it down. Humanity chose to burn it down.

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Nanis23
09/07/22 4:22:50 PM
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Even assuming God exists, why should it interfere with the ongoings of the world?
God gave you free will

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Mr_Lasastryke
09/07/22 4:26:09 PM
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Nanis23 posted...
Even assuming God exists, why should it interfere with the ongoings of the world?

i mean, according to the bible, he did interfere many times

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CassandraCain
09/07/22 5:25:04 PM
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God shouldn't even be a he, that would imply he has a penis, why would God need such a thing

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jcgamer107
09/07/22 5:47:06 PM
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God's plan sucks

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mnk
09/07/22 5:47:15 PM
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CassandraCain posted...
God shouldn't even be a he, that would imply he has a penis, why would God need such a thing

They're pretty neat.

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MoogleKupo141
09/07/22 6:05:42 PM
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CassandraCain posted...
God shouldn't even be a he, that would imply he has a penis, why would God need such a thing

to knock up Mary

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NFUN
09/07/22 6:15:43 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
Something I never really thought about until this topic: Does God even exist?
what would happen If God Could Die?

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Bane_Of_Despair
09/07/22 6:19:21 PM
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but God's Not Dead

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Nanis23
09/07/22 6:37:51 PM
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Mr_Lasastryke posted...
i mean, according to the bible, he did interfere many times
Well we were still babies. Humanity reached adulthood by now we can take care of ourselves

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Johnbobb
09/07/22 9:27:50 PM
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MoogleKupo141 posted...
yeah it would be weird if people did a different weird thing

in these imagined scenarios is humanity called huwhiteity or hustraightity
this is one small step for humanity, one giant leap for humanitykind

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SHINE_GET_64
09/07/22 9:31:20 PM
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Pretty sure I killed God already in multiple JRPGs

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Seanchan
09/07/22 9:34:40 PM
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God backwards is dog.

Think about it!

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CassandraCain
09/07/22 10:15:52 PM
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Maybe God isn't dead, just shattered into 16 shards that act as gods among various worlds throughout the universe. We must have gotten one of the hateful gods.

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NFUN
09/07/22 10:22:45 PM
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nah we definitely got one that's emblematic of incompetence rather than destruction. Stupidity could definitely be a Shard

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colliding
09/07/22 10:53:42 PM
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all this pales in comparison to goddamn alzheimer's

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neonreaper
09/07/22 10:58:28 PM
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God hates us all

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foolm0r0n
09/07/22 11:33:51 PM
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SHINE_GET_64 posted...
Pretty sure I killed God already in multiple JRPGs
That's fiction, we're talking about reality here

Then again, maybe JRPGs are actually reality?

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lordjers
09/08/22 2:06:33 AM
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No conflicts and wars = No cool games, movies and media!

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paperwarior
09/08/22 2:13:28 AM
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SHINE_GET_64 posted...
Pretty sure I killed God already in multiple JRPGs
Either they're different gods or it's not working.

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MikeTavish
09/08/22 2:21:00 AM
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CassandraCain posted...
Maybe God isn't dead, just shattered into 16 shards that act as gods among various worlds throughout the universe. We must have gotten one of the hateful gods.

Unexpected Cosmere

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MoogleKupo141
09/08/22 2:38:54 AM
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its extremely funny to accept the existence of an omnipotent god, and then refer to that god as a cretin

oh yeah, God really bungled it when he made monkeypox. what a dummy! cant believe he didnt think of not doing that.

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