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racingmind
09/05/22 7:30:27 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQw04Kbk8o
It makes The Big Bang Theory look like it was written by Shakespeare
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UnfairRepresent
09/05/22 7:33:12 AM
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Guys who are paid 6 figures, then drive a nice car back to their big house and fuck their hot wives.

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racingmind
09/05/22 7:49:07 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Guys who are paid 6 figures, then drive a nice car back to their big house and fuck their hot wives.
I'm pretty sure you're wrong about every single thing you just said
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UnfairRepresent
09/05/22 8:00:13 AM
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Well i looked it up . It was written by Dr Lin Joyce

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/6/AAZiH8AADo8i.jpg

Net worth unknown, has been Gearbox head writer for 3 years

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CyricZ
09/05/22 8:03:09 AM
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Yeah my initial reaction was "oh I actually liked Tales from the Borderlands" then I watched the trailer and was like "Oh right since Telltale collapsed on itself, this won't be that. This will be current Borderlands level writing without the shooting."

Borderlands and that new game where Justin Roiland is the gun are in a race to the bottom.

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racingmind
09/05/22 8:13:13 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well i looked it up . It was written by Dr Lin Joyce

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/6/AAZiH8AADo8i.jpg

Net worth unknown, has been Gearbox head writer for 3 years
Holy shit lol, that explains a lot
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UnfairRepresent
09/07/22 5:32:43 AM
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racingmind posted...
Holy shit lol, that explains a lot
bruh...

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Bringit
09/07/22 5:55:06 AM
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Oh that's a shame. I assumed the OG writers were back on it but Borderlands 3 was super craptastic and I'm not sure any joke landed. Very boring game.

Loved the first two.

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Giblet_Enjoyer
09/07/22 5:56:00 AM
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Worst thing about this modern hacky writing style is that every character talks like that, no regard given to cultural background, etc.

4000 year old vampire from Romania:
"So, uhhh...are we just not gonna talk about the fact that that totally just happened? I think I'll just sit this one out guys...not that I don't wanna help, ahuhah

AWKWARD"

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Zikten
09/07/22 5:59:15 AM
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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Worst thing about this modern hacky writing style is that every character talks like that, no regard given to cultural background, etc.

4000 year old vampire from Romania:
"So, uhhh...are we just not gonna talk about the fact that that totally just happened? I think I'll just sit this one out guys...not that I don't wanna help, ahuhah

AWKWARD"
Reminds me of "Bendis Speak" in comics

Bendis is a guy who used to write for Marvel, now he is at DC. But his dialog has always sucked. He doesn't know how to make different characters sound different. Everyone has the same voice
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MabusIncarnate
09/07/22 6:05:52 AM
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Bringit posted...
Oh that's a shame. I assumed the OG writers were back on it but Borderlands 3 was super craptastic and I'm not sure any joke landed. Very boring game.

Loved the first two.
This was my big hangup, laughed a lot playing the first two. 3 just missed the mark entirely in that regard for me.

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BigDonWeho
09/07/22 6:09:20 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
This was my big hangup, laughed a lot playing the first two. 3 just missed the mark entirely in that regard for me.
Yep, 3 was already a dramatic stepdown in the quality of writing/dialogue/characters and from that video alone, this new game will hit absolute rock-bottom
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TomClark
09/07/22 6:11:05 AM
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I loved the first one, but this isn't exciting me so far.

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UltraIchi
09/07/22 9:18:02 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well i looked it up . It was written by Dr Lin Joyce

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/6/AAZiH8AADo8i.jpg

Net worth unknown, has been Gearbox head writer for 3 years
what's her doctorate in? sewage dynamics?

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refmon
09/07/22 9:30:34 AM
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Whedonism stricks again

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Raikuro
09/07/22 9:31:34 AM
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After the massive disappointment of Wonderlands I'm done with the series.
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DuneMan
09/07/22 11:15:12 AM
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Bringit posted...
I assumed the OG writers were back
No, no. Anthony Burch is thoroughly done with Gearbox, forevermore. His work was at its peak when Gearbox kept a sort of creative leash on him, forcing him to think that extra step. You won't see that extra effort in Gearbox games anymore.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/07/22 11:20:07 AM
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racingmind posted...
Holy shit lol, that explains a lot

You haven't actually talked to anyone in awhile if you think colored hair still makes the person. It's as mainstream as mainstream gets at this point and there's no specific type of person attached. So, even if you blindly hated the first wave of people who colored there hair and hopped on the wave, that's long passed. You just look super out of touch when you say shit like that. Since only people who never update their understanding still believe it comes with a certain attitude.

Borderlands always had bad writing though. It was so weird when they made it a Tales game, cause I couldn't think of a less appealing thing.

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s0nicfan
09/07/22 11:22:13 AM
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Zikten posted...
Reminds me of "Bendis Speak" in comics

Bendis is a guy who used to write for Marvel, now he is at DC. But his dialog has always sucked. He doesn't know how to make different characters sound different. Everyone has the same voice

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/0/AABJX0AADpbs.jpg

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Garlands_Soul
09/07/22 11:25:53 AM
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Yeah the last couple borderlands with this new writer have been absolute garbage. They weren't high art before but they didn't make me turn the game off

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Hornswoggled
09/07/22 11:31:29 AM
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Sounds like an MCU movie.
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McMarbles
09/07/22 11:34:01 AM
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racingmind posted...
Holy shit lol, that explains a lot
Woman with glasses and colored hair reeeeeeeee

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s0nicfan
09/07/22 11:36:21 AM
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UltraIchi posted...
what's her doctorate in? sewage dynamics?

LinkedIn says she got a bachelor's and master's in english before getting a PhD in "interactive narrative systems", but it's also worth pointing out that each borderlands game has like 4 writers so it's more than just one person behind each title.

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BlueBoy675
09/07/22 11:39:02 AM
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Jet, you are black and you are male

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Just_a_loser
09/07/22 11:45:42 AM
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This is a shame. The first Tales from the Borderlands was probably my overall favorite Telltale game. I was hoping this would live up. Doesn't seem likely now.

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VampireCoyote
09/07/22 11:46:38 AM
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I hope they do music intros for each episode again that was the best part

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Bass_X0
09/07/22 11:58:19 AM
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So wanting more Telltale games, I will soon have Game Of Thrones and Guardians Of The Galaxy.

Ive not been watching GoT, but I also never played Borderlands before I played the telltale game.

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Bass_X0
09/07/22 12:01:05 PM
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Borderlands always had bad writing though. It was so weird when they made it a Tales game, cause I couldn't think of a less appealing thing.

I quite enjoyed Tales From The Borderlands. I put it off for years as I never cared to play Borderlands but it was on sale and I surprisingly enjoyed it. Handsome Jack and Loaderbot were the best characters.

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Hayame_Zero
09/07/22 12:01:12 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Borderlands and that new game where Justin Roiland is the gun are in a race to the bottom.
He got dunked on hard when IGN posted that clip. It's like everyone collectively decided his humor was a one-trick format and had gotten cringey, like what happened with Whedon's writing

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