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HarbingerofHope
09/01/22 10:37:37 PM
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calling dibs?

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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/01/22 11:24:50 PM
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Yes, and since he didn't throw any stones no one else was allowed to.

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Metalsonic66
09/02/22 8:11:19 PM
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Nobody got stoned like Jesus

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NeoSioType
09/02/22 8:49:16 PM
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There was a real funny clip about that on youtube years ago but I can't find it anymore.
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Fierce_Deity_08
09/02/22 9:23:51 PM
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Did anyone ask these stones if they wanted to be cast? I think there was a talking snake so maybe the stones could talk too. Stones these days are smart enough to stay quiet. (Yeah, I think about stuff like this all the time, its not because Im drunk.)

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agesboy
09/02/22 9:39:31 PM
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i feel like this was addressed in Life of Brian somehow, but i've never actually watched the entire movie in one go

just 5000 clips

edit: "well you did say Jehovah" good shit

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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/03/22 1:09:50 AM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
Did anyone ask these stones if they wanted to be cast?
Luke 19:40
I tell you that, if these should hold their peace, the stones would immediately cry out.

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Revelation34
09/03/22 2:16:08 AM
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Wouldn't it be better to cast fireball instead?

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Entity13
09/03/22 2:45:47 AM
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That no one was innocent, was the point. That no such punishment should be doled by those who, themselves, deserve as much or more.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/03/22 3:24:56 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Wouldn't it be better to cast fireball instead?
If he called dibs on fireballs that would have freed up everyone else to cast stones.

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Vampire_Chicken
09/04/22 1:12:26 PM
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Bit of a risky rhetorical tactic. What if everyone there was such a self-righteous prick they just shrugged, immediately picked up a stone and chucked it?
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Metalsonic66
09/04/22 2:12:58 PM
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Jesus: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"

All of the sudden a woman comes out of the crowd, grabs the biggest rock she can, and kills the man instantly.

Jesus: "...I told you not to come to these things, Mom"

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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/04/22 2:24:32 PM
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
Bit of a risky rhetorical tactic.

Luke 14:5
Which of you shall have an ass or an ox fallen into a pit, and will not straightway pull him out on the sabbath day?
People may not be willing to risk punishment from their religious leaders and would leave it there till the next day.

Luke 15:4
What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?
Very easy to say that they'll stay with the remaining 99 to protect them from predators.

Luke 15:8-9
Either what woman having ten pieces of silver, if she lose one piece, doth not light a candle, and sweep the house, and seek diligently till she find it? And when she hath found it, she calleth her friends and her neighbors together, saying, Rejoice with me; for I have found the piece which I had lost.
Given the hospitality traditions providing for a group could cost more than the value of one silver coin.

James 1:23-24
Anyone who listens to the word but does not do what it says is like someone who looks at his face in a mirror and, after looking at himself, goes away and immediately forgets what he looks like.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia

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Count_Drachma
09/04/22 2:26:03 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PokO-B8IQsE

And the fact this topic wasn't about the Simpsons was disappointing.

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VampireCoyote
09/04/22 2:27:48 PM
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Let they who is with sin cast the first Melfs Acid Arrow

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slacker03150
09/04/22 2:33:35 PM
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HarbingerofHope posted...
calling dibs?
Nah, dude totally sinned as a kid.

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