Poll of the Day > Black pastor in Alabama arrested for watering neighbors flowers

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Mr_Nobody
08/25/22 6:45:24 PM
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna44691

tl; dr: White woman calls police due to "suspicious" person in neighbor's yard. Police arrive, caller immediately identifies man watering flowers as neighbor she knows is supposed to be there and apologizes . Police arrest man anyway for not showing ID despite him identifying himself and not being in a public place.

Criminals go out and water strangers' flowers in broad daylight to get their jollies?

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Metalsonic66
08/25/22 6:47:25 PM
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Those flowers had already been watered. This jerk was clearly trying to oversaturate the soil and rot out the roots!

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Mr_Nobody
08/25/22 6:50:46 PM
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Fuck nature!

Ain't no tree ever done nothing for me.

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ParanoidObsessive
08/25/22 6:54:19 PM
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Mr_Nobody posted...
Criminals go out and water strangers' flowers in broad daylight to get their jollies?

I mean, there are people in this world who will feed your pets poisoned food in the hopes of killing them because they hate you, it's not out of the question that someone might try to poison your flowers by watering them with weed killer.

Though yeah, the rest of the story makes them look pretty bad in general.

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Mr_Nobody
08/25/22 7:01:27 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
I mean, there are people in this world who will feed your pets poisoned food in the hopes of killing them because they hate you, it's not out of the question that someone might try to poison your flowers by watering them with weed killer.

Though yeah, the rest of the story makes them look pretty bad in general.
The bodycam footage shows the guy holding a regular garden hose. So that's not much of a concern.

Those damn bodycams!!

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ParanoidObsessive
08/25/22 7:08:28 PM
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Mr_Nobody posted...
The bodycam footage shows the guy holding a regular garden hose. So that's not much of a concern.

Those damn bodycams!!

Yeah, but you still have to worry about deliberate overwatering. Plant murder is less traceable that way!

Also, there's always the "grab a hose and pretend to water flowers as an alibi when you get caught trying to break into someone's house" scam. That old classic!

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Lokarin
08/25/22 9:00:39 PM
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wouldn'ta happened if people needed walking licenses.

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Krazy_Kirby
08/25/22 9:16:40 PM
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wasting water, arrest him!

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VampireCoyote
08/25/22 9:43:06 PM
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wonder what they meant by suspicious person

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OhhhJa
08/25/22 10:09:14 PM
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I'd have called the cops too. He wasn't using brawndo the thirst mutilator
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Mr_Nobody
08/25/22 10:10:16 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
wonder what they meant by suspicious person
The lady who called to report it came out of her house when the police arrived and immediately and clearly said she made a mistake and that she knew the pastor and he wasn't doing anything he wasn't asked to do.

I wonder if she realized she could have gotten that man killed by cops.

I'm not saying all cops are power tripping assholes who would take any excuse to kill a minority but... let's just say those guys do still exist on the force and you can't exactly pick who is dispatched to a particular situation.

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dioxxys
08/26/22 12:37:39 AM
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fuck these hoes in blu
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Krazy_Kirby
08/26/22 12:53:57 AM
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dioxxys posted...
fuck these hoes in blu


he was watering the plants, we don't know if he was doing any other gardening.

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dioxxys
08/26/22 1:07:38 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
he was watering the plants, we don't know if he was doing any other gardening.
His neighbor and the home owner verified for him, what more do you want?

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Metalsonic66
08/26/22 1:27:01 AM
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I think he was making a joke about hoes

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