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Cyrax
08/19/22 8:50:13 PM
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Overheard my bosses talking about it at work today. Just seems like another normal day here in Tampa Bay.

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AldousIsDead
08/19/22 8:54:01 PM
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Ok, but was it you?

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Eramir
08/19/22 8:56:22 PM
#4:


Florida smdh

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008Zulu
08/19/22 8:56:27 PM
#5:


It wasn't ready.

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Heartomaton
08/19/22 8:58:26 PM
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Movie idea: American Hot Pocket

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LordFarquad1312
08/19/22 8:59:08 PM
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>.>
<.<

Male or female?

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Kim_Seong-a
08/19/22 9:04:06 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
>.>
<.<

Male or female?

Imagine someone busting a load inside you and its just 100 pizza sauce

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ellis123
08/19/22 9:04:37 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
But was it HOT?!
But was it YUM?

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DuneMan
08/19/22 9:06:03 PM
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That... No... Just, no... That is not a safe use for a Hot Pocket. Heck, eating a Hot Pocket is barely safe, as it isn't much better than a Pop Tart... Even the guy who copulated with the tail pipe on his car was probably safer than the guy who tried a Hot Pocket...

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A_Good_Boy
08/19/22 9:06:50 PM
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That's why he should have gotten someone to blow on it first.

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LordFarquad1312
08/19/22 9:07:13 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Imagine someone busting a load inside you and its just 100 pizza sauce
I'm dead.

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CE_gonna_CE
08/19/22 9:08:37 PM
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https://youtu.be/K_gRtyybBG8

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LordOfTheCats
08/19/22 9:09:05 PM
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coolguyjimmy
08/19/22 9:12:06 PM
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Maybe it was one of those newfangled TikTok challenges.
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Lil_Bit83
08/19/22 9:17:08 PM
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Uh... couldn't that fool just buy a sex toy?

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Srk700
08/19/22 9:18:13 PM
#19:


Of course it's in Florida
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Strider102
08/19/22 9:19:11 PM
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https://youtu.be/Tkl4Y0sxerQ

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Southernfatman
08/19/22 9:20:04 PM
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It was probably still cold in the middle.

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Trumpo
08/19/22 9:22:33 PM
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Alaskan Hot Pocket is where they drew the line

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Sczoyd
08/19/22 9:27:14 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Thats enough Internet for tonight.


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skeleton
08/19/22 9:27:50 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
>.>
<.<

Male or female?
I forgot pussy existed, and I was thinking "why would it matter if it was a girl or guy dick"

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IShall_Run_Amok
08/19/22 9:45:36 PM
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Sometimes you get what you ask for.

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Smashingpmkns
08/19/22 9:46:30 PM
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You gotta let it cool for at least 5 minutes

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OzoneNeon
08/19/22 9:52:14 PM
#27:


Should've put his dick inside that cardboard heat thingy first

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CM_Ponch
08/19/22 9:54:05 PM
#28:


Did you enjoy it?

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Stalinrules
08/19/22 9:59:53 PM
#29:


Did he finish?

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Lordgold666
08/19/22 10:05:34 PM
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Was it a lean pocket or original recipe?

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SamsungGearS2
08/19/22 10:10:05 PM
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What flavor hot pocket was it

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mybbqrules
08/19/22 10:12:04 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Uh... couldn't that fool just buy a sex toy?
Or just like......jerk off?

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Blue_Thunder
08/19/22 10:12:40 PM
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Florida man burns genitals after inserting them into cooked microwaveable snack.

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R1masher
08/19/22 10:22:31 PM
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It was a frozen hot dog that broke off inside of a girl last week

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Verdekal
08/19/22 10:22:57 PM
#36:


Paige no?

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Vyrulisse
08/19/22 10:32:42 PM
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Hot Pocketsssssss

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JuanCarlos1
08/19/22 10:50:17 PM
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Im guessing the pain might've been a turn on?


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Seaman_Prime
08/19/22 10:55:57 PM
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He was trying to replicate what it would be like to bang a flame atronach
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Lil_Bit83
08/19/22 11:17:41 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
He was trying to replicate what it would be like to bang a flame atronach
What's that?

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toreysback
08/19/22 11:18:24 PM
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this happens more than some people might want to admit

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MedeaLysistrata
08/19/22 11:19:49 PM
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uhh yeah i guess that can happen

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/19/22 11:22:19 PM
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SamsungGearS2 posted...
What flavor hot pocket was it
meatball

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Seaman_Prime
08/20/22 12:25:06 AM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
What's that?
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Master_Kazuya
08/20/22 12:26:24 AM
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is it having sex if it's not even animate? Like would it not just be fucking a hot pocket?

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BloodMoon7
08/20/22 12:36:04 AM
#47:


Now I want a hot pocket

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Strider102
08/20/22 12:57:04 AM
#48:


This is why they don't call them Cock Pockets.

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VampireCoyote
08/20/22 1:31:18 AM
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sounds hot

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