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Crazyman93
08/20/22 1:33:44 AM
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Srk700 posted...
Of course it's in Florida
Word for word my reaction. Where else would someone do this?

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bknight
08/20/22 1:34:29 AM
#52:


Kids in Africa could had eaten that hot pocket, what a waste.
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Dakimakura
08/20/22 1:37:24 AM
#53:


You gotta blow it first

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Sczoyd
08/20/22 6:57:24 PM
#54:


Seaman_Prime posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/4/AAV_o9AADlPo.jpg

Forbidden sex doll

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Mistere_Man
08/20/22 9:28:51 PM
#55:


(Reads topic title)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LohokOYxY

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__aCEr__
08/20/22 9:38:36 PM
#56:


This never would have happened with a pizza bagel.

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Null_Gain
08/20/22 9:43:04 PM
#57:


JuanCarlos1 posted...
Im guessing the pain might've been a turn on?

Or he remembered the movie American Pie

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Robot2600
08/20/22 9:43:41 PM
#58:


yes tampa is a "town" and not a huge fucking city

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littlebro07
08/20/22 9:44:53 PM
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I feel like almost everyone had been so debilitatingly horny that theyve done weird shit like this at least once but this one goes a little too far IMO

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