Current Events > Man calls police over McD's cold fries, ends you having a warrant for murder

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Darkprince21
08/15/22 8:12:27 PM
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https://twitter.com/nojumper/status/1559041787578052608?s=21&t=o7URusOuV5WtRw_XJt0YPQ

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DrizztLink
08/15/22 8:13:44 PM
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If he ends me while having a warrant for murder, do you amend the warrant or make a new one?

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YourDrunkFather
08/15/22 8:14:35 PM
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Sorry but the squeals made me lol

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Darkprince21
08/15/22 8:14:56 PM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Sorry but the squeals made me lol
One of the replies said he sounded like SpongeBob lmao
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DuneMan
08/15/22 8:16:19 PM
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At least he didn't try to murder the employee over some chicken nuggets...

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eggcorn
08/15/22 8:16:28 PM
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Killer karen

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Gobstoppers12
08/15/22 8:17:29 PM
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He was really hitting those high notes at the end.

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JuanCarlos1
08/15/22 8:19:00 PM
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Now thats fine police work. I imagine Twitter will still find something to complain like the cop yelling too loud or taser possibly harming him.

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Gobstoppers12
08/15/22 8:21:36 PM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Now thats fine police work. I imagine Twitter will still find something to complain like the cop yelling too loud or taser possibly harming him.
Probably something about face-planting on the asphalt, to which the argument will be: "Maybe he shouldn't have been running from the police on asphalt"

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DeadBankerDream
08/15/22 8:23:32 PM
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Presumably if you have an outstanding warrant for murder that means you're on the run from the police and living in hiding, yes? Surely the police wouldn't simply let such a warrant stand unfulfilled.

How fucking dumb do you have to be to call them, even ignoring how petty and stupid this particular reason is.

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FigureOfSpeech
08/15/22 8:28:35 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
If he ends me while having a warrant for murder


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ultimate_reaver
08/15/22 8:36:18 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
If he ends me while having a warrant for murder, do you amend the warrant or make a new one?


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