Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat Shredder in a fight?

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rwlh
07/17/22 10:49:40 AM
#1:


as nominated by @Lopen

Arguments for Shredder:
  • he is a master of martial arts
  • he is capable of going toe to toe with all four ninja turtles at once
  • he ain't came to lose


Arguments for DK:
  • Shredder is still human, and puny human go smush
  • do strong punches overwhelm martial arts?
  • if DK shoots Shredder, it's gonna hurt


Last topic Ike and Aether easily prevailed over DK. Today, a different sort of human, a villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who's good at taking down superpowered opponents. Note that there are multiple versions of Shredder, but I won't force anyone to stick to one continuity if you don't want to.

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LeonhartFour
07/17/22 11:17:10 AM
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80s TMNT Shredder probably loses, other versions don't

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Aecioo
07/17/22 11:25:28 AM
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Easy DK

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X_Dante_X
07/17/22 11:39:46 AM
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donkey kong solos

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Lopen
07/17/22 12:04:06 PM
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80s Shredder has an army of robot stuff and laser guns and stuff

Other Shredders are too fast and covered with spikes to cut that Donkey Kong up

Can Shredder become Super Shredder and shoot fire and ice?

All Shredders win imo.

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Kamekguy
07/17/22 12:32:23 PM
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Terrain-dependent.

If this is heavily stacked in Shredder's favor, with foot clan and robots and the like, then yeah, of course Shredder wins.

If this is close quarters, I think the issue is that Shredder focuses on parrying opponents a lot. That won't work against DK, who's gonna spread a concussive force through Shredder's armor with each hit. Even if you take the moon punch off the table, DK still has the feat of uppercutting Kaptain K Rool so hard, he knocks him through the steel roof of an airship and down into the waters of Krem Quay, where he is summarily eaten by sharks. Chunky Kong, who is maybe 1/4th the size of K Rool (in the game where they actually encounter each other), is confirmed to be 2000 pounds. At the very least, if DK lands a solid hit, I do not see the armor surviving.

I do give Shredder respect to fend off DK, especially if they're not immediately in each others' faces. He'd have to pick at DK and limit his mobility with choice slices, but it's possible. I just don't think he can take the raw force of a banana slamma while still keeping his armor intact, and if DK lands a punch on Shredder's regular flesh, it's gonna hurt. It's an odd match-up where Shredder's finesse and skill are his saving grace rather than his trump card.

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masterplum
07/17/22 12:38:37 PM
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I feel like saying Shreder is going to win because of all of his terrain is exactly the same as saying K Rool is going to win because of all the levels DK has to go through

DK Solos

Don't think there is any single obstacle shredder would put up that DK can't get through and going through a campaign of obstacles is all DK does

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WazzupGenius00
07/17/22 12:50:45 PM
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03 Shredder and possibly IDW Shredder win, otherwise its DK


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Hbthebattle
07/17/22 1:05:46 PM
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DK outputs so much more force than the turtles, I don't see how Shredder really wins this

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Leonhart4
07/17/22 1:33:54 PM
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There's more to winning a fight than force

I wouldn't necessarily expect DK to beat the turtles either

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-hotdogturtle--
07/17/22 2:31:50 PM
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Lopen posted...
80s Shredder has an army of robot stuff and laser guns and stuff
That's pretty much one of the main arguments that was used for Bowser. And we came to the conclusion that Bowser is inferior at fighting because of his over-reliance on this sort of stuff.

I'll have to read more of people's arguments for both sides, but right now I'm kind of leaning towards DK.

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Leonhart4
07/17/22 3:08:43 PM
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Shredder is a good fighter. He's capable of going toe to toe with any of the turtles individually. It usually takes them working together to beat him.

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Lopen
07/17/22 3:21:30 PM
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masterplum posted...
I feel like saying Shreder is going to win because of all of his terrain is exactly the same as saying K Rool is going to win because of all the levels DK has to go through

Well 80s Shredder is portrayed in this way in boss battles is the difference.

Like Turtles in Time he's in a robochair shooting guns at you with foot clan attacking you.

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Dark_Young_Link
07/17/22 3:43:36 PM
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Depends on the Shredder. I don't see 03 losing this, for example.

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rwlh
07/17/22 9:29:20 PM
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Tonight, DK dines on Shredder soup.
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ZeeksFire
07/17/22 9:51:53 PM
#19:


DK gets devolved into a chimp. He has to get 100% dodge rate against devolving.
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rwlh
07/18/22 9:26:18 AM
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Anyone else?
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Crescent-Moon
07/18/22 2:41:59 PM
#21:


Leonhart4 posted...
There's more to winning a fight than force

I wouldn't necessarily expect DK to beat the turtles either
I thought about making this an actual nom.

If we're taking the strongest version of Shredder he wins comfortably. DK might not even land a hit.

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-hotdogturtle--
07/18/22 2:45:27 PM
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The fact that Shredder requires a team of 4 turtles to beat him is a decent point, but I'd also take DK over any solo turtle if they weren't teamed up.

Eh, put me as undecided on this one, I'm not swayed either way.

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Maniac64
07/18/22 3:24:54 PM
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At least one version of Shredder is a giant shape changing demon.

If this is any version then I'm going Shredder.

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swirIdude
07/18/22 4:24:45 PM
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rwlh posted...
Note that there are multiple versions of Shredder, but I won't force anyone to stick to one continuity if you don't want to.

Shredder wins.

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rwlh
07/18/22 9:35:38 PM
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One more bump.
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MariaTaylor
07/19/22 1:17:39 AM
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Shredder has defeated Batman.

Enough said.

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