Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat Spike from Ape Escape in a fight?

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rwlh 07/13/22 5:18:06 PM #1:	as nominated by @ZaziGuado Arguments for Spike: catching monkeys is basically his thing, and many Kongs have shown specific weaknesses to being captured, including DK he has a variety of offensive equipment and techniques, including a boxing glove that can obliterate machinery VS Battles Wiki says he's "continent class" in both striking strength and durability...is Donkey Kong "continent class," huh? Arguments for DK: puny human go smush DK might not be continent class, but he is certainly Kongtinent class if DK shoots Spike, it's gonna hurt Last topic we had a real debate going between DK and the 1985 Chicago Bears, but ultimately fifty well padded humans were not enough to take down one very ripped ape; DK won, 21-11, in what will probably be a record high vote total for this topic series. Today we have another human opponent, but one outfitted with gadgets specifically designed to ensnare simians! Can DK escape? Nominations are welcome! <cite>rwlh posted [p:966550488] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>as nominated by @ZaziGuado Arguments for Spike: catching monkeys is basically his thing, and many Kongs have shown specific weaknesses to being captured, including DKhe has a variety of offensive equipment and techniques, including a boxing glove that can obliterate machineryVS Battles Wiki says he's "continent class" in both striking strength and durability...is Donkey Kong "continent class," huh? Arguments for DK: puny human go smushDK might not be continent class, but he is certainly Kongtinent classif DK shoots Spike, it's gonna hurt Last topic we had a real debate going between DK and the 1985 Chicago Bears, but ultimately fifty well padded humans were not enough to take down one very ripped ape; DK won, 21-11, in what will probably be a record high vote total for this topic series. Today we have another human opponent, but one outfitted with gadgets specifically designed to ensnare simians! Can DK escape? Nominations are welcome! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude 07/13/22 5:27:16 PM #2:	DK stuffs Spike into his own net. --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. <cite>swirIdude posted [p:966550692] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>DK stuffs Spike into his own net. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dantezoid 07/13/22 5:59:52 PM #3:	donkey kong solos --- Boring and mundane signature informing you I'm on a Droid Now with more bold! Less italics due to bold. <cite>Dantezoid posted [p:966551458] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>donkey kong solos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordoftheMorons 07/13/22 6:05:10 PM #4:	Compared to the average ape, DK is bigger, faster, and stronger too --- Congrats to azuarc, GotD2 Guru champ! <cite>LordoftheMorons posted [p:966551596] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Compared to the average ape, DK is bigger, faster, and stronger too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/13/22 6:07:53 PM #5:	not knowing anything about Ape Escape, what is the biggest ape that Spike has captured Nominate Solid Snake --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966551647] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>not knowing anything about Ape Escape, what is the biggest ape that Spike has captured Nominate Solid Snake </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_PandaMaster_ 07/13/22 6:13:55 PM #6:	Leonhart4 posted... what is the biggest ape that Spike has captured If you include ~~his SECRET CAMEO in Ape Escape 2~~.......~~YELLOW Monkey~~ who is a very OBESE monkey. If you don't include that........all monkeys in Ape Escape are roughly Diddy Kong height but twice as smart(at minimum). Though Spike does face down dinosaurs, mechs, UFOs, and a car. Plus, the post-game gadget would likely OHKO Donkey Kong. --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/1/AAdFc_AAApBB.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Em9Xlbu.jpg [#Life&Hometown] https://i.imgtc.com/790csbr.jpg <cite>_PandaMaster_ posted [p:966551793] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Leonhart4 posted... </cite> <quote>what is the biggest ape that Spike has captured</quote> If you include his SECRET CAMEO in Ape Escape 2.......YELLOW Monkey who is a very OBESE monkey. If you don't include that........all monkeys in Ape Escape are roughly Diddy Kong height but twice as smart(at minimum). Though Spike does face down dinosaurs, mechs, UFOs, and a car. Plus, the post-game gadget would likely OHKO Donkey Kong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/13/22 6:28:23 PM #7:	Leonhart4 posted... Nominate Solid Snake Do you think this would be an interesting match? My gut says Snake would win in a landslide. <cite>rwlh posted [p:966552117] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Leonhart4 posted... </cite> <quote>Nominate Solid Snake</quote> Do you think this would be an interesting match? My gut says Snake would win in a landslide. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 07/13/22 6:53:46 PM #8:	rwlh posted... VS Battles Wiki says he's "continent class" in both striking strength and durability...is Donkey Kong "continent class," huh? Vs battle wiki puts DK at Galaxy class. Vs battle wiki is also often bullshit when it comes to this stuff. --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:966552691] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>VS Battles Wiki says he's "continent class" in both striking strength and durability...is Donkey Kong "continent class," huh?</quote>Vs battle wiki puts DK at Galaxy class. Vs battle wiki is also often bullshit when it comes to this stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KommunistKoala 07/13/22 7:05:31 PM #9:	DK --- does anyone even read this <cite>KommunistKoala posted [p:966552941] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>DK </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/13/22 7:14:36 PM #10:	rwlh posted... Do you think this would be an interesting match? My gut says Snake would win in a landslide. I was just thinking of Snake vs. Monkey because of Ape Escape --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966553167] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>Do you think this would be an interesting match? My gut says Snake would win in a landslide.</quote> I was just thinking of Snake vs. Monkey because of Ape Escape </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamekguy 07/13/22 7:18:37 PM #11:	Kongs are separate from apes and monkeys, as per Skylanders where Bowser defends DK from being misspeciesed. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/8/AAPJzrAADcxW.jpg Therefore, I believe that punching a child in the face will be fully effective unless it is tuned especially to Kong physiology. Even if we choose not to respect DK's wishes, he managed to break out of K Rool's rope trap after being shot several times, he can probably break a net. Or just, like. Punch a child before he gets caught in a net. Because he fulfills the qualifications of being bigger, faster, and stronger, too. --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor <cite>Kamekguy posted [p:966553237] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Kongs are separate from apes and monkeys, as per Skylanders where Bowser defends DK from being misspeciesed. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/8/AAPJzrAADcxW.jpg Therefore, I believe that punching a child in the face will be fully effective unless it is tuned especially to Kong physiology. Even if we choose not to respect DK's wishes, he managed to break out of K Rool's rope trap after being shot several times, he can probably break a net. Or just, like. Punch a child before he gets caught in a net. Because he fulfills the qualifications of being bigger, faster, and stronger, too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 07/13/22 7:21:34 PM #12:	Donkey Kong won't be caught here --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:966553292] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong won't be caught here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/13/22 9:28:07 PM #13:	"Now you've gone and upset my associate" is not a line I could ever hear Bowser uttering in any capacity. <cite>rwlh posted [p:966555974] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>"Now you've gone and upset my associate" is not a line I could ever hear Bowser uttering in any capacity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/13/22 9:50:23 PM #14:	rwlh posted... "Now you've gone and upset my associate" is not a line I could ever hear Bowser uttering in any capacity. Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools. Much like Frankensteins Monster, Bowser can actually be quite eloquent when he wants to! --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966556474] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>"Now you've gone and upset my associate" is not a line I could ever hear Bowser uttering in any capacity.</quote> Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools. Much like Frankensteins Monster, Bowser can actually be quite eloquent when he wants to! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 07/13/22 9:59:48 PM #15:	rwlh posted... "Now you've gone and upset my associate" is not a line I could ever hear Bowser uttering in any capacity. That's a very cliche mafioso line and I definitely see Bowser being a cliche mafioso --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:966556685] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>"Now you've gone and upset my associate" is not a line I could ever hear Bowser uttering in any capacity.</quote>That's a very cliche mafioso line and I definitely see Bowser being a cliche mafioso </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZaziGuado 07/13/22 10:32:23 PM #16:	Spike has a lot of gadgets, but I don't think he has a coconut gun that can fire in spurts. But maybe Spike can get DK in the water and fire a net at him. --- snowpork azuarc is OP. <cite>ZaziGuado posted [p:966557335] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Spike has a lot of gadgets, but I don't think he has a coconut gun that can fire in spurts. But maybe Spike can get DK in the water and fire a net at him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/13/22 10:40:24 PM #17:	Bowser is a chameleon. He can be whatever the situation demands. --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966557482] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Bowser is a chameleon. He can be whatever the situation demands. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/13/22 11:19:46 PM #18:	Nominate Geno --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:966558153] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Nominate Geno </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BetrayedTangy 07/13/22 11:32:48 PM #19:	Nominate Urdnot Wrex --- https://www.backloggery.com/betrayedtangerin <cite>BetrayedTangy posted [p:966558386] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Nominate Urdnot Wrex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Suprak_the_Stud 07/13/22 11:51:01 PM #20:	Spike, easily. Hes the master of defeating monkeys. --- Moops? "I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion." <cite>Suprak_the_Stud posted [p:966558667] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Spike, easily. Hes the master of defeating monkeys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X_Dante_X 07/14/22 12:00:44 AM #21:	Suprak_the_Stud posted... Spike, easily. Hes the master of defeating monkeys. WOW how insensitive --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold <cite>X_Dante_X posted [p:966558821] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Suprak_the_Stud posted...</cite> <quote>Spike, easily. Hes the master of defeating monkeys. </quote> WOW how insensitive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/14/22 6:27:22 AM #22:	BetrayedTangy posted... Nominate Urdnot Wrex Shepard handily beat DK. Would Wrex be a more interesting match? <cite>rwlh posted [p:966562723] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>BetrayedTangy posted... </cite> <quote>Nominate Urdnot Wrex</quote> Shepard handily beat DK. Would Wrex be a more interesting match? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accel_R8 07/14/22 6:30:37 AM #23:	"continent class" from some wiki means literally nothing lol. DK wins handily --- https://i.gyazo.com/6fde58a9d13e1f9272a6d6eab35bcff7.png <cite>Accel_R8 posted [p:966562751] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>"continent class" from some wiki means literally nothing lol. DK wins handily </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
STElNER 07/14/22 6:32:54 AM #24:	it says a "fight". the parameters of ape escape are hardly a fight. dk wins this easily <cite>STElNER posted [p:966562766] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>it says a "fight". the parameters of ape escape are hardly a fight. dk wins this easily </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescent-Moon 07/14/22 10:25:51 AM #25:	Leonhart4 posted... Bowser is a chameleon. He can be whatever the situation demands. He can even be British! --- So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten! <cite>Crescent-Moon posted [p:966565992] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Leonhart4 posted... </cite> <quote>Bowser is a chameleon. He can be whatever the situation demands.</quote>He can even be British! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 07/14/22 11:02:41 AM #26:	rwlh posted... Shepard handily beat DK. Would Wrex be a more interesting match? Arguably even less interesting --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:966566790] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>Shepard handily beat DK. Would Wrex be a more interesting match?</quote> Arguably even less interesting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 07/14/22 11:05:25 AM #27:	yeah Wrex vs. DK is brute strength vs. brute strength except Wrex has a durability that DK has no chance against --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:966566853] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>yeah Wrex vs. DK is brute strength vs. brute strength except Wrex has a durability that DK has no chance against </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GavsEvans123 07/14/22 2:12:35 PM #28:	Spike could call down an orbital strike for his level 3 super in Playstation All Stars, could DK tank that? That said, I think DK wins this. Spike's first instinct would be to try and catch DK in his net. To do that, he has to get in close, which is where DK wants to be in a fight. Spike is an ordinary 10 year old boy, he doesn't have super strength or anything like that, so DK could easily overpower him. By the time Spike tried to use his more powerful gadgets (like the aforementioned orbital strike), it would be too late for him. Even if Spike does succeed in catching DK, the net sends captured monkeys back to the Professor's lab, so once Spike goes back to the lab himself, DK will be there waiting for him and ready for round 2. <cite>GavsEvans123 posted [p:966571118] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Spike could call down an orbital strike for his level 3 super in Playstation All Stars, could DK tank that? That said, I think DK wins this. Spike's first instinct would be to try and catch DK in his net. To do that, he has to get in close, which is where DK wants to be in a fight. Spike is an ordinary 10 year old boy, he doesn't have super strength or anything like that, so DK could easily overpower him. By the time Spike tried to use his more powerful gadgets (like the aforementioned orbital strike), it would be too late for him. Even if Spike does succeed in catching DK, the net sends captured monkeys back to the Professor's lab, so once Spike goes back to the lab himself, DK will be there waiting for him and ready for round 2. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
plasmabeam 07/14/22 2:14:42 PM #29:	Been two decades since I played Ape Escape, but I remember dying a lot, followed by Spike moaning, "This bites!" No way is Spike resilient enough to handle DK. --- ~Jacksonville Jaguars~ <cite>plasmabeam posted [p:966571188] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Been two decades since I played Ape Escape, but I remember dying a lot, followed by Spike moaning, "This bites!" No way is Spike resilient enough to handle DK. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/14/22 2:15:13 PM #30:	GavsEvans123 posted... Even if Spike does succeed in catching DK, the net sends captured monkeys back to the Professor's lab, so once Spike goes back to the lab himself, DK will be there waiting for him and ready for round 2. Personally I'd count being removed from the arena and unable to return as a victory for Spike. Does that set a bad precedent? <cite>rwlh posted [p:966571202] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>GavsEvans123 posted... </cite> <quote>Even if Spike does succeed in catching DK, the net sends captured monkeys back to the Professor's lab, so once Spike goes back to the lab himself, DK will be there waiting for him and ready for round 2.</quote> Personally I'd count being removed from the arena and unable to return as a victory for Spike. Does that set a bad precedent? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/14/22 2:17:05 PM #31:	Yeah, if Spike was able to successfully capture DK, I'd consider that a win. --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966571257] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, if Spike was able to successfully capture DK, I'd consider that a win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X_Dante_X 07/14/22 4:25:00 PM #32:	i've long been a proponent in mercs that if you manage to trick the opposing team into going home thinking they won, but you remained on the battlefield, thats a victory for you see: dracula/fortune vs dante/kosmos/whatever other super overpowered characters silver had --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold <cite>X_Dante_X posted [p:966574586] in Could Donk... [t:80093155]...</cite> <quote>i've long been a proponent in mercs that if you manage to trick the opposing team into going home thinking they won, but you remained on the battlefield, thats a victory for you see: dracula/fortune vs dante/kosmos/whatever other super overpowered characters silver had</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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