Current Events > Elon calls it quits on Twitter merger.

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dotsdfe
07/08/22 5:29:35 PM
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1545519558810914816

So ends that ridiculous saga.

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BurmesePenguin
07/08/22 5:30:21 PM
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Merger? I thought it was an acquisition.
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HouseAtreidea
07/08/22 5:30:22 PM
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Twitter stock going to crash now, and Elon will buy 51% of the company for a fraction of what he originally offered.
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OzoneNeon
07/08/22 5:30:29 PM
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Damn, I wanted to see Twitter go down in flames. Social media is cancer

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Irony
07/08/22 5:30:30 PM
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Because we didn't already know this was a dumb stunt

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Intro2Logic
07/08/22 5:31:19 PM
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Oh so now he knows how to pull out

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UnholyMudcrab
07/08/22 5:31:20 PM
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I doubt he ever had any serious plans to take it over. It's all about stock prices.

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dotsdfe
07/08/22 5:31:21 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Merger? I thought it was an acquisition.

I'm just going with the language used in the news tweet. I was under the same impression, but I figured I might have been mistaken.

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CRON
07/08/22 5:31:52 PM
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There's no polite way of putting this, but it's a good thing that someone like Elon Musk isn't in charge of a tech platform revolving around socializing.
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Giant_Aspirin
07/08/22 5:33:28 PM
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doesn't this mean he has to pay some ridiculous sum of money to Twitter?

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CableZL
07/08/22 5:36:20 PM
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So are conservatives still going back to Twitter, or...

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MC_BatCommander
07/08/22 5:37:10 PM
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So much for the champion of free speech

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Solar_Crimson
07/08/22 5:37:15 PM
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CRON posted...
There's no polite way of putting this, but it's a good thing that someone like Elon Musk isn't in charge of a tech platform revolving around socializing.


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RchHomieQuanChi
07/08/22 5:37:29 PM
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Intro2Logic posted...
Oh so now he knows how to pull out

Hahahaha

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specialkid8
07/08/22 5:37:54 PM
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Who could have foreseen such an eventuality?

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Strider102
07/08/22 5:37:56 PM
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But what about his promise of a platform with "true" free speech!!!!

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Stalolin
07/08/22 5:38:26 PM
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Everyone knew right from the start he was full of shit. Like he always is.

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Solar_Crimson
07/08/22 5:38:34 PM
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Strider102 posted...
But what about his promise of a platform with "true" free speech!!!!
He'll start up his new "free speech" social media platform: Teslagram.

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TheHoldSteady
07/08/22 5:38:45 PM
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he stopped getting attention for teasing it
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Strider102
07/08/22 5:40:08 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
He'll start up his new "free speech" social media platform: Teslagram.

Sounds lame. I can't imagine topics saying "check out this lame Teslagram!!!"

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Sexypwnstar
07/08/22 5:42:57 PM
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He'll just buy the shares on the cheap now.

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CruelBuffalo
07/08/22 5:43:14 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
He'll just buy the shares on the cheap now.

Hes gonna have to pay a billion dollar penalty
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--Zero-
07/08/22 5:45:06 PM
#27:


Whew our freedom of speech was saved

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Priere
07/08/22 5:45:59 PM
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Blue checkmarks can rest easy for another night.

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CE_gonna_CE
07/08/22 5:46:48 PM
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Intro2Logic posted...
Oh so now he knows how to pull out
lmao

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pogo_rabid
07/08/22 5:46:49 PM
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Good. Fuck that grifter.

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Turtlemayor333
07/08/22 5:48:21 PM
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I would say F Elon Musk but he might take it literally

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Strider102
07/08/22 5:48:59 PM
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https://youtu.be/ToQVoyWWluQ

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MICHALECOLE
07/08/22 5:50:57 PM
#33:


oh shit

lets see what Donald trump has to say about this https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
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Sexypwnstar
07/08/22 5:51:29 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Hes gonna have to pay a billion dollar penalty

Lol that's funny that you think he's going to pay shit

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pogo_rabid
07/08/22 5:54:34 PM
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Turtlemayor333 posted...
I would say F Elon Musk but he might take it literally
careful, he'll call you a pedophile on twitter and try to ruin your life

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CADE_FOSTER
07/08/22 5:55:27 PM
#36:


So he owes twitter a billion plus whatever they get from suing his ass for breach of contract
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MattcheteGuy
07/08/22 5:55:31 PM
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I don't click twitter links on phone. What did realDonaldTrump say about it?


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CreekCo
07/08/22 5:57:22 PM
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Hmm. He kinda had access to all the information he needed to see so a win for him. They cant come at him too crazy because he can reveal how many bots and fake accounts there really are.

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Krojen
07/08/22 5:57:57 PM
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His net worth/access to capital fluctuates by like 100 billion every hour. Thats not even a fine to him.

The merger was with some shell company created with the holdings of assets to pay for the deal.

I really hope this is the last of this. Elon owning Twitter is a bad timeline.

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MICHALECOLE
07/08/22 5:58:32 PM
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MattcheteGuy posted...
I don't click twitter links on phone. What did realDonaldTrump say about it?

Gotta click it to find out!
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RchHomieQuanChi
07/08/22 5:59:33 PM
#41:


CreekCo posted...
Hmm. He kinda had access to all the information he needed to see so a win for him. They cant come at him too crazy because he can reveal how many bots and fake accounts there really are.



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Umbreon
07/08/22 5:59:36 PM
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Krojen posted...
His net worth/access to capital fluctuates by like 100 billion every hour. Thats not even a fine to him.


Yeah, when you're that rich fines need to be a %. Getting fined 20% would hurt way more than 1 bil.

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Darkraiomb
07/08/22 5:59:49 PM
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MattcheteGuy posted...
I don't click twitter links on phone. What did realDonaldTrump say about it?


He said he wants a fresh diaper stat.

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mustachedmystic
07/08/22 6:00:47 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Merger? I thought it was an acquisition.


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pogo_rabid
07/08/22 6:01:39 PM
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I think it was pretty funny when a streamer said "Musk has all the bullet attracting qualities of a person".

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CreekCo
07/08/22 6:01:40 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...

If you are over 18, you are too old to be using emojis if you got something to say then say it. It wasnt really even an opinion I said just a fact so youre being petty, childish or both.

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ThePieReborn
07/08/22 6:03:30 PM
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When you waive due diligence rights and maintain a constant shitposting presence, this was the expected result.

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Smackems
07/08/22 6:04:13 PM
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CreekCo posted...
If you are over 18, you are too old to be using emojis if you got something to say then say it. It wasnt really even an opinion I said just a fact so youre being petty, childish or both.


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CreekCo
07/08/22 6:04:51 PM
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Hmmm

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MattcheteGuy
07/08/22 6:05:10 PM
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CreekCo going hard with the alternating caps posting itt

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