LogFAQs


Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat Commander Shepard in a fight?

Topic List
Page List: 1
rwlh
07/04/22 7:45:06 PM
#1:


as nominated by @masterplum

Arguments for Shepard:
  • she is proficient with various futuristic tech
  • she could potentially talk DK down from the fight
  • her opponents are just a tad more impressive than DK's


Arguments for DK:
  • he might be able to punch through Shepard's shields
  • Shepard can't even stick to a canon class DONKEY ALL CONFUSED
  • if DK shoots Shepard, it's gonna hurt


Last topic DK lost pretty handily to Johnny Cage in a low-interest match. Guess Johnny isn't quite the draw he used to be! Today is the hero of the Mass Effect series. masterplum specifically nominated the female version, so whether you think this affects DK's desire to kidnap her or not, that's up to you!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen
07/04/22 7:45:55 PM
#2:


No.

---
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!
... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks
07/04/22 8:10:49 PM
#3:


Instinct says no

I wonder if there's any specific class DK could beat. Probably not.

---
Not to be confused with XIII_minerals.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4
07/04/22 8:21:19 PM
#4:


No matter what class or alignment Shepard is, DK has virtually no chance.

---
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott
07/04/22 8:25:20 PM
#5:


I dont think so

Nominate Banjo-Kazooie

---
I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL!
VeryInsane's mobile account
... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum
07/04/22 8:30:35 PM
#6:


Hell no

I am not at all biased in this opinion of renegade femshep the one and only true shep

I also completely forgot I nommed her haha

---
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude
07/04/22 9:35:18 PM
#7:


Monkeys gave Shepard trouble while they looked for the data module.

That's all I got for DK.

Shepard wins easily.

---
Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#8
Post #8 was unavailable or deleted.
rwlh
07/04/22 10:10:58 PM
#9:


Yes but do Brutes come preloaded with coconut guns?
... Copied to Clipboard!
#10
Post #10 was unavailable or deleted.
rwlh
07/04/22 10:16:42 PM
#11:


But if DK shoots her, it's gonna hurt. It's right in the first post!
... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth
07/04/22 11:04:46 PM
#12:


Shep would win through ultimately convincing DK to join their squad.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4
07/04/22 11:30:34 PM
#13:


Murphiroth posted...
Shep would win through ultimately convincing DK to join their squad.

Imagine the DK Loyalty Mission where you have to choose between rescuing the banana hoard or killing K. Rool so he can never steal bananas again.

---
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh
07/05/22 9:51:18 AM
#14:


Option 3: diplomacy.
... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour
07/05/22 10:11:41 AM
#15:


Option 4: Shepard convinces DK to commit suicide

---
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh
07/05/22 10:12:48 AM
#16:


If DK shoots himself, it's g-

...you know, I'm not going to finish that.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeeksFire
07/05/22 10:46:38 AM
#17:


Miracle of Sound said it best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiRDJLcYua0

There's no need to bother with arguments, this is a stomp.
... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh
07/05/22 1:36:00 PM
#19:


Shepard.

Kong.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DreamEater12
07/05/22 2:50:32 PM
#20:


I mean. Shepard is very strong here.

But if DK shoots her with that coconut gun, that is gonna hurt.

Close one.

Shepard I guess.

---
I do what I want! You have problem !?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1