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Bishop_Hastur
07/01/22 4:06:59 PM
#51:


Last game I played was solitaire. So free money for me.

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-Unowninator-
07/01/22 4:15:53 PM
#52:


The last game I played was New Pokemon Snap; there IS no villain in that game.

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_MorningStar
07/01/22 4:17:35 PM
#53:


Who even is the final Boss of Mincecraft? Ender dragon? I literally just started playing and know next to nothing about the game.

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bigtiggie23
07/01/22 4:19:11 PM
#54:


I'll take the money. I mean the world is already full of businessmen far worse than Dane Vogel.

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NoxObscuras
07/01/22 4:21:39 PM
#55:


Oh hell no. I just started another playthrough of Star Ocean 4 last night. I do not want to bring that craziness into the real world lol.

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A_Good_Boy
07/01/22 4:22:08 PM
#56:


Nobody can make me pay my taxes, not even you, Mayor Onion!

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Legato-and-Vash
07/01/22 4:27:16 PM
#57:


Last video game I played is Marvel: Future Fight an hour ago on my phone. Any of those villains would wreck the planet. Especially Thanos. And if mobile games don't count, then I played Judgment last night. That'd be an easy deal.

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zhangliao1
07/01/22 4:39:45 PM
#58:


Idore from Triangle Strategy

sure i'll take that

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TMOG
07/01/22 4:57:19 PM
#59:


The last video game I played was solitaire
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DD Divine
07/01/22 4:58:36 PM
#60:


The Show 19 but the Boston Red Sox are already real

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Bad_Mojo
07/01/22 5:00:50 PM
#61:


Who the villain in Magic The Gathering Arena? The horrible people that run it? They already exist, so give me the money, please.

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Irony
07/01/22 5:02:10 PM
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I think the villain of Omori might be depression

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JlM
07/01/22 5:03:38 PM
#63:


The last game I played was FIFA. SO....I guess Crystal Palace football club exists? Okay..

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Zergrush80
07/01/22 5:14:38 PM
#64:


Dark Falz from Phantasy Star online which mean he will wipe us out......

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IHeartRadiation
07/01/22 5:19:03 PM
#65:


How does this work if it's Stellaris?
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Savoots
07/01/22 5:23:57 PM
#66:


Micah from Red Dead 2.

I think I'll be fine.

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spikethedevil
07/01/22 5:27:31 PM
#67:


Darth Traya.. Im dead.

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Bat178
07/01/22 6:08:21 PM
#68:


The Devil from Cuphead. As long as I stay away from shifty-looking casinos, I'll be okay.

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pogo_rabid
07/01/22 6:10:10 PM
#69:


Who counts as the final villain in FFXIV tho?

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JebronLames
07/01/22 6:13:14 PM
#70:


are there really any villians in gran turismo? how about mgsv? you think that would be bad?

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UnfairRepresent
07/01/22 6:14:39 PM
#71:


JebronLames posted...
how about mgsv?
....The dude's name is literally Skullface

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creativerealms
07/01/22 6:14:53 PM
#72:


Legends Arceus, so Pokemon Satan? Not good.

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BiggLaw
07/01/22 6:15:29 PM
#73:


I played DC Universe Online last night, so I guess anybody from Lex Luthor to Perpetua could be real.

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YookaLaylee
07/01/22 6:15:48 PM
#74:


The villain of this game is a bug so I can just step on him

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R_Jackal
07/01/22 6:24:24 PM
#75:


WWE 2k22 so... Vince McMahon? Pretty sure I'm good. Feel like he already hates everyone who doesn't give him money.
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-Unowninator-
07/01/22 6:33:45 PM
#76:


creativerealms posted...
Legends Arceus, so Pokemon Satan? Not good.

I can think of a couple of villains: The Charm sisters and Volo.

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HovaRex
07/01/22 6:38:18 PM
#77:


The Father from FC5. I live on the East Coast. So I'm probably ok.

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Sticky_Derp
07/01/22 6:44:10 PM
#78:


Dragonlord from Tiny Tina's Wonderlands seems like a reasonable bro as far as I am in the game, I'd take that fo sho

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JebronLames
07/01/22 7:03:36 PM
#80:


GT has no villians though, so there

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Master_Bass
07/01/22 7:07:20 PM
#81:


Yeah, I think the nations of the earth could handle the most powerful monster in Monster Hunter Rise.

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DevilZhouYu
07/01/22 7:13:48 PM
#82:


Shredder.

Yeah, I'm definitely taking that.

SUPER Shredder?

Taking it with caution. Yeah, 4 Turtles took him out, but he's attacking in a pattern. He's not attacking SWAT in a pattern.

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DarkChozoGhost
07/01/22 7:32:59 PM
#83:


Pikmin 2. Titan Dweevil is probably less that a foot tall, there's a very slim chance it'll ever get close to me and I could kill it fairly easily

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JordanStout
07/01/22 7:46:44 PM
#84:


> Last game played was a WWII game.

> Hitler is final boss.

> Hitler was real.

Wheres my money?
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mybbqrules
07/01/22 7:47:22 PM
#85:


spikethedevil posted...
Darth Traya.. Im dead.
Nah, just tell her "same thing both sides" and she'll be your best friend.

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MajesticFerret
07/01/22 7:49:45 PM
#86:


Elden Ring and HFW, so an extremely advanced civilization with basically Kryptonian lite super soldiers and nano machine super robots trying to kill me or a bunch of Demi God's and a celestial whale that's the manifestation of a reality warping ring.

Yeah, I would almost certainly be screwed so the money wouldn't be worth it.

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AwesomeFawful
07/01/22 7:52:31 PM
#87:


So like, the last game I played was FNaF Security Breach... Who becomes real there?

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HA4e
07/01/22 8:04:11 PM
#88:


Mass Effect 3: The Reapers/Maybe only Harbinger

Yeah, pretty much screwed unless we nuked it heavily and get rid of all reaper fragments because of indoctrination.

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MajesticFerret
07/01/22 8:11:08 PM
#89:


HA4e posted...
Mass Effect 3: The Reapers/Maybe only Harbinger

Yeah, pretty much screwed unless we nuked it heavily and get rid of all reaper fragments because of indoctrination.

The TCs premise is the villains hate YOU in particular.

Which means you would have the full Reaper wrath focused specifically on you with no guarantee the government would back you or even believe some advanced alien super robots are trying to kill you.

You would be 110% screwed. The government is too indecisive to fix very basic economic things, you think they would act because an alien civ that can travel lightyrs that may or may not even exist wants some random citizen dead? They would do nothing best case scenario and openly offer you to the Reapers worst case scenario lol

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L_Ratio_Cope
07/01/22 8:11:55 PM
#90:


king k rool would be pretty chill to hang out with tbqh
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creativerealms
07/01/22 8:15:19 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
I can think of a couple of villains: The Charm sisters and Volo.
The Charm Thieves: easy enough.
Volo: Male Cynthia = oh no I'm doomed
Giratina : Oh no earth is doomed.








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-Unowninator-
07/01/22 8:17:13 PM
#92:


creativerealms posted...

The Charm Thieves: easy enough.
Volo: Male Cynthia = oh no I'm doomed
Giratina : Oh no earth is doomed.


Ah, I forgot about that last one.

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Arishok
07/01/22 8:40:15 PM
#93:


The last game I played was Duel Links. I'll take the cash.

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ToiletDuck64
07/01/22 9:16:29 PM
#94:


Duke Nukem 3D
So...that just means that Los Angeles gets a bit more destroyed than usual; I'm nowhere near that place, so I'll take it.

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UnfairRepresent
07/02/22 4:32:54 AM
#95:


JordanStout posted...
> Last game played was a WWII game.

> Hitler is final boss.

> Hitler was real.

Wheres my money?
Even if it;s based on a real person, the villain as they were in the game is now real on Earth today and hates you

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pegusus123456
07/02/22 4:38:09 AM
#96:


Abiz_ posted...
Last game I played was World of Warcraft. There are a lot of villians. So...which would be real?

Last one I played was Hearthstone, so we're in the same boat. We shouldn't take the money. At absolute best, the main villain of Warcraft is Sargeras, an immensely powerful demon god who wishes to subjugate and/or destroy all life in the universe. He's the best option because he does all of that to prevent the Void from overtaking the universe; without the Void, he might just kill you and be chill.

The worst case scenario is that the Void Lords themselves are the main villain. They're creatures of entropy that would destroy reality itself if they manifested.

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GGuirao13
07/02/22 4:48:53 AM
#97:


Kitava from Path of Exile? Hell no!

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ViewtifulJoe
07/02/22 4:51:05 AM
#98:


Who is the villain of TF2?

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ViewtifulJoe
07/02/22 5:01:28 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I have a few candidates.
-Gray Mann (Accomplished a bit in the lore, got the teams fired, had them working together to stop him, came up with the initial idea of bots. Would probably win if he wasn't betrayed and killed.)
-Saxton Hale (Not necessarily evil but does seem to be at the epicentre of all the chaos and gleefully fans the flames.)
-The TFC team (Not that grandiose but all around bad people and were fairly successful for a while. (TFC Heavy carried) Killed Gray Man and temporarily killed Sniper and Medic in the comics.)
-F2Ps (The ever present evil that is noobs under a new name.)
-The Administrator (This is probably the one but they've had us waiting on the last comic for years.)
-Bots (Well yeah. Can be avoided by playing community servers for the most part but new players don't all immediately know that.)
-Robin Walker (Hat enthusiast duped us all. TF2 might be patient zero for lootboxes. It was my first encounter with it at least. If it's him I straight up win though because he's already real.)

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