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Pogo_Marimo 06/27/22 4:02:06 PM #1: |
https://i.imgur.com/waZw1R1.jpeg So I started walking over and said out loud, "This book is cruisin' for a perusin'." I think half the book store started cracking up laughing, so I began to read it out loud and then a bunch of objects started flying around the room and the dead started to rise from a nearby cemetary. Anyways, pretty proud about that joke. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 06/27/22 4:02:24 PM #2: |
What's a book --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bandit_Keith 06/27/22 4:04:12 PM #3: |
Pogo_Marimo posted... "This book is cruisin' for a perusin'."Fuck if that isn't the funniest joke I've ever heard. You're a god for coming up with that I assume on the fly. Brilliant. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 06/27/22 4:04:48 PM #4: |
Damn dude, that's a good joke. You're really clever. --- The artist formerly known as Hambo the Hog. In loving memory of spaces in usernames. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 06/27/22 4:08:56 PM #5: |
Thanks guys, it feels really good. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 06/27/22 4:10:45 PM #6: |
Wish I'd have thunk of that --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unit7 06/27/22 4:12:57 PM #7: |
Definitely the Fish Sticks joke of our era. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Rian 06/27/22 4:19:39 PM #8: |
So the wife and I have been fighting for the past 2 years. The pandemic really put a strain on our marriage. She feels like I don't respect her work as much as I respect mine. Because I call her psychology work a soft science. I do respect her and her work. And what she does is vital. She really helps people. She thinks I resent her because she makes more money than I do, but I really don't care. When she does well we do well. And I don't want you to think I'm perfect. 5 years ago I cheated on her during a rough patch in our marriage. I'm no saint, but we worked past it and she said she forgave me. But now when we fight she will randomly throw that in. I fucking hate that. Like, the marriage is done. That is until I read you joke. I showed it to her and she laughed for 7 minutes straight before telling me she loves me and we can work through anything. We're going back to counseling. I'm committed to making this work. Thank you, TC. Your joke has healed our marriage. It has healed our souls. --- Holy crap! How have I not set a signature for the message boards yet? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 06/27/22 4:34:34 PM #9: |
Mr_Rian posted... So the wife and I have been fighting for the past 2 years. The pandemic really put a strain on our marriage. She feels like I don't respect her work as much as I respect mine. Because I call her psychology work a soft science. I do respect her and her work. And what she does is vital. She really helps people. She thinks I resent her because she makes more money than I do, but I really don't care. When she does well we do well. And I don't want you to think I'm perfect. 5 years ago I cheated on her during a rough patch in our marriage. I'm no saint, but we worked past it and she said she forgave me. But now when we fight she will randomly throw that in. I fucking hate that. Like, the marriage is done.Wow, that's great. The book told me it could make all my wishes come true and it looks like it really is true. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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