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MrMallard
06/10/22 6:33:33 AM
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Smokey and the Bandit 2.

The first movie is a simple premise carried by the charisma of its main cast. Burt Reynolds and Sally Field thought the script was dogshit, but they did what they could with it and the end product is endlessly entertaining.

The sequel has a needlessly complicated cargo, there's a pointless Dom DeLuise role that consists of him being a big ham with an exaggerated Italian accent, the first act is bloated and pointless and the movie feels twice as long as the first one. Not even the big setpiece at the end makes up for how laborious the rest of the movie is.

The third movie is rated worse on IMDB, being a TV-length movie with Lou Reed taking over for Burt Reynolds, but it's at least a straightforward nuts-to-butts race between two worthy adversaries.

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DeadBankerDream
06/10/22 6:34:19 AM
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That's literally 93% of sequels.

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MrMallard
06/10/22 6:36:56 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
That's literally 93% of sequels.
Okay, fair judgement. Like I love Rocky movies, but I would still call Rocky 2 kinda shitty in the context of the first movie.

How about this: unnecessary sequels that were especially shittier than the first movie. The real cream of the crap, the ones with zero reason to exist both past and present. Ones the retroactively ruin the first one, and poison the legacy of a much better film.

Like John Wick 2 is kinda unnecessary, but also those movies are fantastic action flicks as a whole and the third movie is GOAT tier. Smokey and the Bandit 2 or Cannonball Run 2 are formulaic retreads that ruin exceptional popcorn fare.

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DespondentDeity
06/10/22 6:37:31 AM
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Empire Strikes Back

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DeadBankerDream
06/10/22 6:38:07 AM
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MrMallard posted...
How about this: unnecessary sequels that were especially shittier than the first movie. The real cream of the crap, the ones with zero reason to exist.
Well, since you brought up Rocky 2...

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Slayer_22
06/10/22 6:39:09 AM
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation doesn't even build off of the first MK. It throws us onto a situation that makes no sense given what we ended MK1 with lmao.

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DeadBankerDream
06/10/22 6:40:23 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation doesn't even build off of the first MK. It throws us onto a situation that makes no sense given what we ended MK1 with lmao.
Honestly, a laughably bad movie is vastly more enjoyable than a mediocre Enter the Dragon remake with supernatural ninjas.

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Chadwick69
06/10/22 6:40:24 AM
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BloodRayne: Deliverance

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Kim_Seong-a
06/10/22 6:40:58 AM
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Pick a Highlander sequel, any Highlander sequel

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ffmasterjose
06/10/22 6:53:38 AM
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Either of the Butterly Effect sequels. 2 especially is a fucking snoozefest

No they didn't have Ashton Kutcher

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Slayer_22
06/10/22 6:58:47 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Honestly, a laughably bad movie is vastly more enjoyable than a mediocre Enter the Dragon remake with supernatural ninjas.
That is a fair statement.

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g0ldie
06/10/22 7:00:10 AM
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I haven't seen it, but from what I hear, American Psycho 2.

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
06/10/22 7:02:09 AM
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Starship Troopers

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Thompson
06/10/22 7:03:42 AM
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Exorcist II, anyone?

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Irony
06/10/22 7:05:19 AM
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Every Halloween sequel

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UnholyMudcrab
06/10/22 7:24:58 AM
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A bit of a deep dive, but Easy Rider: The Ride Back

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Serious Cat
06/10/22 7:25:56 AM
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The Psycho sequels were varying degrees of OK, but didn't even begin to approach the original.

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Solar_Crimson
06/10/22 7:27:04 AM
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Every Land Before Time sequel.

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MrMallard
06/10/22 7:27:57 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Every Land Before Time sequel.
There's a good Jenny Nicholson video ranking every Land Before Time movie.

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bigtiggie23
06/10/22 7:49:53 AM
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Caddyshack 2

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RetroGamer68
06/10/22 7:52:59 AM
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To be fair, Smokey and the Bandit 2 was so meta about Burt Reynolds career so it deserves a bonus point. That said, it is still bad.
A shame that we never got the original third movie, Smokey IS the Bandit, with Jackie Gleason playing both Sheriff Buford T. Justice and the Bandit.
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pogo_rabid
06/10/22 7:54:47 AM
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Horrible Bosses 2
Jurassic Park 2
Hunger Games 2
Independence Day 2


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cousinvini
06/10/22 7:54:57 AM
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Anchorman 2. It just feels like an inferior retelling of the first movie.
The fight scene was funny in the first movie because of its absurdity and on 2 it just feels overdone and silly.


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MrMallard
06/10/22 7:57:30 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Caddyshack 2
This is a fantastic addition.

RetroGamer68 posted...
To be fair, Smokey and the Bandit 2 was so meta about Burt Reynolds career so it deserves a bonus point
Can you elaborate please?


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RetroGamer68
06/10/22 8:05:15 AM
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MrMallard posted...
Can you elaborate please?
You see how Bandit was at the start of the movie?
Burt pretty much played himself.

Anyway, the Predator movies after 2 are bad and pretty much every Terminator movie after 2 are bad.
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jumi
06/10/22 8:07:02 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
Pick a Highlander sequel, any Highlander sequel

Endgame was fucking awesome.

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Middle hope
06/10/22 8:09:07 AM
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Homeward Bound 2

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Solar_Crimson
06/10/22 10:09:41 AM
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MrMallard posted...
There's a good Jenny Nicholson video ranking every Land Before Time movie.
I just watched it. I'm a bit surprised that she placed the original film at #3, but she did explain her reasoning for that.

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sabin017
06/10/22 10:11:19 AM
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Strangely enough Birdemic 2 is worse than Birdemic by virtue of being more competently made.

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Questionmarktarius
06/10/22 10:13:09 AM
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1949 Batman serial.
The 1943 serial was an overtly racist anti-Japanese propaganda film with no budget. The 1949 serial still managed to be worse somehow.
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FortuneCookie
06/11/22 7:48:14 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
1949 Batman serial.
The 1943 serial was an overtly racist anti-Japanese propaganda film with no budget. The 1949 serial still managed to be worse somehow.

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SauI_Goodman
06/11/22 7:50:48 PM
#33:


Dumb and dumber.

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MattcheteGuy
06/11/22 8:01:29 PM
#34:


g0ldie posted...
I haven't seen it, but from what I hear, American Psycho 2.

yeah it was terrible and it wasn't meant to have anything to do with the original at first. They just kinda adapted it to have the vaguest and most half-ass connection possible so they could market it based on the hype from the first one.

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Super Slash
06/11/22 8:09:55 PM
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Any of the Terminator movies after the first two.
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The Catgirl Fondler
06/11/22 8:12:23 PM
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RetroGamer68 posted...
Anyway, the Predator movies after 2 are bad and pretty much every Terminator movie after 2 are bad.


Toss in Alien while we're at it.

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Bishop9800
06/11/22 8:13:32 PM
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Pacific Rim 2

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Super Slash
06/11/22 8:19:47 PM
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Also honorable mention to any Scream movies after I think, 3? And now there's ANOTHER one. There was also this horror movie trilogy my fiancee and I watched but I can't remember the name, but the third movie had a terrible ending and was completely different from the first two, and largely unnecessary.
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RetroGamer68
06/12/22 3:00:55 AM
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Oh oh oh, Starship Troopers.
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Naysaspace
06/12/22 3:03:31 AM
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starcraft 2

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Super Slash
06/12/22 3:29:38 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
starcraft 2
Starcraft isn't a movie. How is SC2 worse though? Unless you mean the story, in which case, pretty graphics aside, I agree.
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TetsuoS2
06/12/22 3:49:32 AM
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I'm surprised people haven't said American Psycho 2, but I think it was one of the ones so bad people forget it exists.

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Kami_no_Kami
06/12/22 3:54:51 AM
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The Incredibles 2
Everything Shrek after Shrek 2

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jpenny2
06/12/22 4:14:56 AM
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Jaws 2

While it's infinitely better than 3 or Revenge, it's pretty much just a retread of the first movie: shark starts killing people, the mayor refuses to believe Chief Brody, final scene on the ocean where Brody kills the shark.

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Kurt_Russel
06/12/22 4:17:39 AM
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Blair Witch 2: book of shadows

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